The Ultimate Conclusion of Jerry Seinfeld as a Bee.
by Pand and Lilli.
Chapter Two: Paul and Liza.
Barry finds the sight of Vanessa's parents, his in-laws, standing at the side of the road, gaping at them.
Their car had broken down nearby so they had decided to come spend the night at their daughter's, they had had no idea of what she had planned to transpire tonight, and now they found her, arguing with her bee lover, who was sitting in her hand, the two of them outside with her shirt open and her boobs hanging out in plain sight for anybody in the area to see.
"Quick, Vanessa, back to the room! we need to barricade the door! they can't stop us from doing this!" Barry tries to take charge of the situation.
"Mom! Dad!" Vanessa ignores Barry "what are you two doing here!? why tonight!?"
"No, Vanessa! we need to leave, they'll try to stop us!" Barry urgently protests.
"R-right!" Vanessa nods and turns back to the door inside, "go away, you can't stop us from doing this, it's our choice, our freedom, stay away from us!" she calls back at her parents as she runs inside and to their bedroom, locking the door behind them and grabbing the dagger.
"Vanessa! Vanessa!" her parents cry in the distance as they follow.
"Vanessa! I don't think we have much time, should we do it now!?" Barry questions.
"What's going on, Vanessa!? talk to us! what's that bee fuck done to you!?" Vanessa's father yells as her parents enter the house.
"Yes, Barry! this is our only chance, if we don't do it now then you'll wind up gone when I'm still here! I'm sorry there's no time for boobies." Vanessa apologizes sadly, now legitimately upset that she couldn't afford her man that pleasure.
"It, it's okay! this is more important!" Barry agrees "do it, Vanessa! do it now!"
BAM-BAM. sounds the door behind them.
"VANESSAAAAAA...! open the god damn door!" her father's voice booms from the other side.
"I'll be looking into your eyes, Vanessa! just like we planned!" Barry screams.
"VANESSA! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE!" her parents keep desperately trying to call her back to their side.
"I LOVE ALL OF YOU! AHHHHHH!" Vanessa screams out as she thrusts the dagger into her conveniently exposed chest, her legs immediately buckle from the shock and she drops to her knees, her bright red blood streaming onto the floor.
"NOOO! VANESSA! VANESSAAAAA!" her parents scream, helpless on the other side of the door.
"Yes! yes, Vanessa! I'll be right with you, I promise!" Barry gleefully cheers for her.
"Oh, Barry..." Vanessa smiles down at the little bee in her hand, staring into his eyes "all I ever wanted... was for us to be happy..."
"I am happy, Vanessa..." Barry assures her "thank you, for coming with me..."
"I swore I'd never leave you, not even 'til death will we part." Vanessa breathes.
"I'll see you again soon, my love, it won't be long now..." Barry reassures her.
KA-CHOW! Vanessa's father kicks the door open, breaking the lock, the parents run in, finding Vanessa swaying, her head light from blood loss, her mother screams and grabs her, holding her steady, Vanessa's father kicks Barry out of her hand, Barry lands on the floor with a grunt.
"It's too late...!" Barry smiles at them "we're both gone."
"No! NO! you can't do this to us, you can't!" Vanessa's mother tries desperately to stop the bleeding with her hand, she looks at Vanessa's face, her daughter was still smiling, she seemed so peaceful, so bliss.
"We should never have let her marry you, monster!" Vanessa's father growls.
"She got what she wanted, old man..." Barry taunts.
"She wouldn't want this, you drove her to this, you turned our daughter against herself, you manipulated her, you BEEotch!" Vanessa's father roars.
"You never even really knew her, did you?" Barry chuckles "say goodbye, pops, before your little girl runs away with me for the last time..."
"We'll see how smug you are when your face is crushed BEEneath my boot!" Vanessa's father proclaims, he stomps down at Barry.
Barry tries half-assedly to roll away.
SPLAT! Barry gets squashed for pretty much letting it happen.
"Heh, heh, heh, got 'im." Vanessa's father looks down at the bottom of his boot.
"Paul! stop screwing around and help me with Vanessa!" his wife bitches at him "she's dying here and I don't know what to do!"
"Oh, fine, Liza, I'll help..." Paul takes out his phone and dials 911.
"They're not gonna be able to do anything!" Liza freaks "that's not 'helping', we need to treat her ourselves, NOW, Paul!"
"Ugh, well maybe you should start with taking the knife out." Paul snarks.
"NO, Paul!" Liza snaps "that would just make things worse! taking the knife out would cause the blood to pour faster, I know, I saw it on TV once, what we NEED to do is bandage the wound AROUND the knife, she'll probably have to live with it in her chest forever, but at least she'll be alive!"
"Oh, okay...!" Paul starts stripping all his clothes, trying to be erotic.
He hasn't gotten any in a long time, and thinks that if Vanessa dies here he might get to land a score, he does want to save her, and is going for the saving Vanessa sex too, he's just a massive pessimist who constantly plays for win-win situations, so he strips and makes it sexy, only it's not actually sexy, he totally fails at it since he has a huge beerbelly and stuff.
...
So he takes all his shit off and brings them over to wrap around and bandage Vanessa.
"You're doing it wrong! they won't stay on like that!" Liza protests.
"Fine! you do it while I hold her, then!" Paul takes Vanessa from her.
"I will! and her life will be saved because of me!" Liza gets up and runs away into the other rooms of the house.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" Paul freaks out.
"SAVING OUR BABY!" Liza screams back.
Paul frowns.
"Aha! I've found it!" Liza's voice announces victoriously, she comes running back holding a stapler "hold her steady, I don't want to fuck this!"
Some of you readers may be asking, "How the hell is Vanessa even still alive!? did she just really suck at stabbing herself very deeply?"
The answer is, "She's passed out by now, but she's still alive because the blade missed her heart and it's not a very wide dagger, it's thin and long."
"What are you doing with that thing!?" Paul demands.
"Making sure your clothes stay on for sure!" Liza states determinedly "now keep your hands clear!"
She starts going nuts with the staples, popping them in all over his clothes, pinning them into Vanessa's flesh.
"You're making her bleed more!" Paul freaks out.
"It's just trickles, I'm stopping the river!" she dismisses him.
"Urgh, fine...!" he just let's her do it.
Soon Liza's work was done, they laid Vanessa on her and Barry's bed, her wound bandaged and the bleeding stopped by means of drastic measures, all they could do now was wait.
TO, BEE, CONTINUED!
