Chapter 2: Soda, Mad Penguin, and Pervert.
I would have uploaded this last night, but of course just before I could do so my mom HAD to use the computer… But regardless, here are more of the Smashers (not) getting along online!
PKownage2.0 has signed in.
Ness: WAHOO!
PokeMaster has signed in.
Red: Um, you okay?
Ness: Oh I'm fine; I just DRANK THREE MOUTAIN DEWS AT ONCE!
Red: Oh god…
Ness: I SEE CHUCK MORRIS WITH A BIG GOLDEN SWORD AND BLUE HAIR!
Red: I don't think that is Chuck Norris…
FightsForFriends has signed in.
Ike: What do you mean I look like Chuck Norris? I look NOTHING like him!
Ness: I guess you are right. YOU LOOK LIKE ZAC EFRON!
Ike: Dude, you are off more then Dedede's waistline!
Red: Yeah seriously, take a chill pill man.
Ness: OH YEAH THEN MAKE ME! Oh no…
PKownage2.0 has signed out.
Red: Well, that was weird.
MushroomPrincess has signed in.
Peach: Ah, finally. He was really getting on my nerves.
Ike: Uh, what did you do to Ness?
Peach: Simple, I gave him a little whack in the head with my frying pan. He's sleeping like a baby now.
Red: 0.0
Ike: …
Peach: So anyway, how are your Pokemon doing Red?
Red: Oh they are doing great, except that Charizard decided to fry half my bed to ashes for no reason.
Ike: Well then, I hope you don't wake up on the wrong side of the bed in the morning!
Red: -_-
Ike: Oh come on that was golden!
Peach: No, it really wasn't.
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King Dedede: I just noticed this here; you think I'm fat Ike!?
Ike: …no…
King Dedede: Don't you lie to me boy! Or else I'll whack you silly!
Ike: Well it's not my fault you're the size of a bus!
King Dedede: :(
Red: Uh, I think I'm gonna go…
Peach: Yeah, me too.
PokeMaster has signed out.
MushroomPrincess has signed out.
King Dedede: :(
Ike: 0.0
King Dedede: Alright Mr. I-fight-for-my-friends, let's see how well you really fight against my hammer of fury!
Ike: CRAP!
FightsForFriends has signed out.
King Dedede: You can't escape from me!
DreamLandRuler has signed out.
BountyHuntress has signed in.
Samus: Well, I guess nobody is online at the moment.
SS69 has signed in.
?: Hey there baby.
Samus: Excuse me?
?: You want to join me in the basement? I've got a cardboard box with our name on it.
Samus: Snake, you freaking perv!
Snake: How did you know it was me?
Samus: Who else around here would have anything to do with a cardboard box!?
Snake: …Still care to join me?
Samus: NO!
Snake: Fine.
SS69 has signed out.
Samus: That lewd sicko…
BountyHuntress has signed out.
InsaneWhacko has signed in.
Crazy Hand: WAHAHAAA! IT'S ME, CRAZY HAND! HERE TO ANNOY THE CRA- Oh…. darn, nobody is here again… I HAVE TERRIBLE TIMING! As my brother would say, FAILURE!
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If you think these are rather short, well, they're supposed to be! But I'll try to make them longer in the future though. Looks like Crazy Hand is late to the party again, will this become a recurring theme? We'll find out won't we? And I believe that the announcer for Brawls is actually Master Hand himself, after all, you don't hear the announcer when he appears in any of the Smash games. Anyway, if you'd like, you can send some suggestions for what should happen in later chapters, either by review or PM. So with that in mind, I'll see you guys next time!
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