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Part 2: Harry's Singing Career

Harry – OMG! Ron, I have the best news ever!

Ron – Really? What is it Harry?

Harry – Well Ron, do you remember a while ago I was thinking about trying out for Britain's Got Talent?

Ron – Yeah, I remember that. You were going to sing a cover of I Kissed a Girl! Did you try out?

Harry – Something even better happened!

Ron – Better than a Katy Perry song? Do tell.

Harry – Well Ron, it all started the other day when I was out shopping for tuna fish for our tuna fish salad. Do you remember that Ron?

Ron – I wasn't there.

Harry – No, the salad.

Ron – Which salad?

Harry – The tuna salad.

Ron – I don't like tuna.

Harry – I made it for myself.

Ron – What did you make?

Harry – The tuna salad.

Ron – What about it?

Harry – Do you remember it?

Ron – What was in it?

Harry – Tuna fish.

Ron – I don't like tuna.

Harry – But do you remember it?

Ron – What?

Harry – The tuna salad.

Ron – Oh yeah, I remember that.

Harry – So I went out to get the tuna fish and I met a lady.

Ron - *Claps hands together* Oh! Was she pretty?

Harry – She might have been a dude.

Ron – Sorry. Was he pretty?

Harry – I don't remember.

Ron – Then why'd you mention her anyway?

Harry – It's part of a story.

Ron – Right. Continue.

Harry – So she-

Ron – I thought it was a he.

Harry – I don't remember.

Ron – Right, right.

Harry – So he/she told me that he/she worked for the show. And, well, naturally I started singing my song!

Ron – Oh! What did he/she say?

Harry – Nothing. He/she had already left.

Ron – *Sad face* Oh, that sucks Harry. Listen, I'm sorry you didn't get to sing in front of him/her.

Harry - *Smiles* Oh that's okay Ron! Cause I stole his/her wallet! *Evil laughter*

Ron – Oh Harry, you didn't!

Harry – I did!

Ron – So, what do you want to do with it?

Harry – Steal his/her money?

Ron – Nah, that's too expected.

Harry – Steal his/her identity?

Ron – Not unless you're totally sure he/she's a girl.

Harry – Hmmmmmm *Thinks* I have a perfect idea!

Ron – What is it Harry?

Harry – Let's kill Draco!

Ron – Didn't you do that last week Harry?

Harry – Eh, why not do it again?

Ron – Sounds like fun!

*They link arms and skip off to Malfoy Manor*

- End –


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