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Part 2: Harry's Singing Career
Harry – OMG! Ron, I have the best news ever!
Ron – Really? What is it Harry?
Harry – Well Ron, do you remember a while ago I was thinking about trying out for Britain's Got Talent?
Ron – Yeah, I remember that. You were going to sing a cover of I Kissed a Girl! Did you try out?
Harry – Something even better happened!
Ron – Better than a Katy Perry song? Do tell.
Harry – Well Ron, it all started the other day when I was out shopping for tuna fish for our tuna fish salad. Do you remember that Ron?
Ron – I wasn't there.
Harry – No, the salad.
Ron – Which salad?
Harry – The tuna salad.
Ron – I don't like tuna.
Harry – I made it for myself.
Ron – What did you make?
Harry – The tuna salad.
Ron – What about it?
Harry – Do you remember it?
Ron – What was in it?
Harry – Tuna fish.
Ron – I don't like tuna.
Harry – But do you remember it?
Ron – What?
Harry – The tuna salad.
Ron – Oh yeah, I remember that.
Harry – So I went out to get the tuna fish and I met a lady.
Ron - *Claps hands together* Oh! Was she pretty?
Harry – She might have been a dude.
Ron – Sorry. Was he pretty?
Harry – I don't remember.
Ron – Then why'd you mention her anyway?
Harry – It's part of a story.
Ron – Right. Continue.
Harry – So she-
Ron – I thought it was a he.
Harry – I don't remember.
Ron – Right, right.
Harry – So he/she told me that he/she worked for the show. And, well, naturally I started singing my song!
Ron – Oh! What did he/she say?
Harry – Nothing. He/she had already left.
Ron – *Sad face* Oh, that sucks Harry. Listen, I'm sorry you didn't get to sing in front of him/her.
Harry - *Smiles* Oh that's okay Ron! Cause I stole his/her wallet! *Evil laughter*
Ron – Oh Harry, you didn't!
Harry – I did!
Ron – So, what do you want to do with it?
Harry – Steal his/her money?
Ron – Nah, that's too expected.
Harry – Steal his/her identity?
Ron – Not unless you're totally sure he/she's a girl.
Harry – Hmmmmmm *Thinks* I have a perfect idea!
Ron – What is it Harry?
Harry – Let's kill Draco!
Ron – Didn't you do that last week Harry?
Harry – Eh, why not do it again?
Ron – Sounds like fun!
*They link arms and skip off to Malfoy Manor*
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