Disclaimer: I totally don't own Naruto. If I did, Sasuke would not look like a chicken ass, which is exactly what he looks like. By the way, I have discovered Sweeney Todd fanfictions. That is the only excuse I have for not updating.

Chapter 2

As I was being carried, against my will I must add, Naruto tries to start a conversation.

"So, I forgot your name."

"I never gave it, baka." I reply, hating this trip more and more. "Oh. Well, are you gonna tell me your name?"

"Like hell, I am." I scoffed, crossing my arms in front of my chest.

"Well now I think I'll call you …Ai," Naruto smiles. I turned and glared at the orange clad ninja.

"I am not some dog you can just name. Why did you even choose a name that means love, anyways?"

"Well, I just thought it was pretty," he answers, probably trying to get my real name out. I rolled my eyes.

"You're still not going to get my real name out until we get to Tsunade." I retort. He growls, and starts pushing himself harder, passing both of his teammates. We quickly reached the gates to Konoha. Naruto drops me, and I stubbornly sit on the ground.

"We need to get to granny Tsunade." Naruto whines, grabbing my arm and trying to get me up from the ground. He manages to pull me up, only for me to lose my balance and fall back to the ground, which was very comfortable, mind you.

"Stop trying to get me to stand, teme!" I screech, trying to get the blonde ninja off of my arm and out of my personal bubble. By this time Kakashi and Sai had arrived with Ren and Mari. My screaming had attracted a few wandering eyes from citizens. I finally thrashed Naruto off of my arm.

Once he was off I jumped up and kicked him in the groin. "No one gets in my bubble!" I yell, running behind Kakashi, the closest to us. Sai walks over to the orange-clad ninja, and pulled him up. I could see tears running down his face. Kakashi slowly stepped away from me. I walked over to where the boys put Ren and Mari. I bent down to their height, then wacked them in the head.

"Wake up you idiots! The cops are at the door with a warrant and a claim of murder!" I yelled, hoping that would wake them up. It worked on Ren.

"I didn't kill Puddle!" She screeches, sitting up abruptly. She looks around, and then sees Kakashi. Shit.

"Kakashi! Run, bitch, run!" I yell at him, hoping he would take my advice. He takes a glance at Ren's face, and ran as fast as his could take him. Ren was only faster than him, which was a complete shock to me, for I had never seen her do any exercise, like at all.

Ren had quickly tackled him to the ground. I shook my head and turned back to Mari, pondering on how I would wake her up.

"Naruto, do something useful and wake her up." I said, pointing my friend. I knew the consequences of waking her up. I really didn't care if the fair- haired boy died, he violated my bubble.

Naruto crept up to Mari, uncharacteristically silent, for once. He then screamed bloody murder in Mari's left ear, jolting her awake. Mari quickly put Naruto into a chokehold, and once again, his groin met a foot. He fell unceremoniously to the ground, holding his crotch, groaning in pain.

"Mari! Put the baka ninja down!" I yell at her. She doesn't listen. I sigh and yell, "Deidara, to your left!" She quickly drops Naruto and looks over to where I said.

"Liar!" She yells.

"You know it!" I giggle. We suddenly hear screams, and look over to our… special fangirl, Ren, who had a struggling Kakashi under her. Mari and I laughed until we had stitches in our sides.

"Naruto, are you able to walk us to the hokage, or are we stuck with Sai?" I ask, giggling from the site in front of us.

"I can walk, believe it!" he yells.

"I will as soon as you start taking us there. Ren, we need to go, leave Kakashi for another day." Mari yells. She's the only brave one to try to stop Ren in her fangirl mode. Ren is up and quickly following us, but not before she winks at the jounin, scaring him further.

We quickly run down the streets, following Naruto through the city. We were almost to the tower when I ran into someone. And that certain someone was Gaara of the Sand, Kazekage.