IMPORTANT! Don't forget to read the ending because I'll make an important announcement. Yaay! Thanks for all the reviews :D! Also, I noticed that the link doesn't work so I'll just add it again with some spaces in between. http: / browse. deviantart. com/ ?qh=§ion=&q=penguins+of+madagascar+human#/d20eb5e

Onto the story!

The spotlights turn on, music begins to play, and ten figures walk on the stage.

"Ladies and gentleman! Welcome to chapter two of Over, Under and Out!" Beyond says into the microphone. "Anyway, I think the name is too long so I'll call it OUO. Let me introduce you, the cast of Penguins of Madagascar!"

" 'Ello there." Private chirps. Skipper gives a nod in the direction of the camera's (yes! Cameras!) while Rico lets out a maniacal chuckle and Kowalski gives a polite smile.

"Oh my gosh, I am so excited! I've never been on television before. Hay everyone!" Marlene says excitedly. Maurice just nods and Mort jumps up and down before glomping Julien who looks at him with an eyetwitch.

"Mort! Stop being ridiculously annoying." He tells Mort and pushing him off of him. "I am to very excited to be part of this truth or dare thingy. And we all have been missing Beyond."

"Aahw, you guys!" Beyond says with a slight blush on her face.

"Chotto matte!" (Means: Wait a minute) A voice from somewhere in the audience sounds. Suddenly a flash of blonde comes rushing forward and hugs Beyond from behind.

"T-Tamaki-senpai?" She stutters nervously as he rubs his cheek against her head.

"My precious daughter, you know these people?" He asks.

"DAUGHTER?" The stage people shout in union.

"Uh… apparently because I didn't invite a certain someone who used to be his fictive daughter, I took her place. It's like a game you know, it's called Mamagoto. Apparently Tamaki-senpai is the father." Beyond explains.

"Then who's the mother?" Skipper asks. Beyond glances towards the audience and scans the other five people.

"That would be Kyouya-senpai, with Koaru and Hikaru as brothers and Mori-senpai and Honey-senpai as cousins." She states before slipping out of Tamaki's embrace. "Anyway, yes I do know these people, I've worked together with them on another story and one of them… used to be my fiancé." She says blushing deeply as Tamaki falls into a deep black hole.

"Oh, I almost forgot about that! Let's see how this turns out." Skipper says with a dark grin on his face. Kowalski tenses up a bit and puts on a nervous smile.

"Let's get on to the reviews already." Shay offers as Beyond is busy reassuring Tamaki in the background. "We've got a lot."

"How many, exactly?" Maurice asks anxious. Shay looks thoughtful for a second but then shakes it off.

"Yo! Mailman!" She shouts to a random side of the stage. A small man in uniform with a cap on runs over the stage towards Shay, carrying a small pile of paper. He hands them over and then runs off again.

"And…?" Marlene asks impatiently.

"With these five… that makes five." Shay says. "Let's get to the first one. Private, if you will?" She continues while handing the first paper to Private.

"Okay. The first review is from Mobygirl21

You forgot someone. I'll just say that he has a bionicle eye and rides on a segwaq. OK, I dare Kowalski to play Sims 3 (I've been hooked on that game since I played it with my best friend yesterday) and then add a pool to the house, the way to get into the pool, and do nothing else except putting walls around the pool then making a door. He isn't allowed to put any furniture in (including kitchen appliances). Create a mom, a dad, a daughter, and three sons for the family to live in the house. I wanna see his reaction to what happens. I was sobbing! Oh, he can add enough beds for each of them, but don't divide it into rooms, and make sure that they all sleep in a seprate bed, not the mom and dad in a double or a queen or anything. And, then, I can't wait to see his reaction after a few hours of playing! EEEEP! Sorry, I just can't wait to see Kowalski freak out. (BTW, if you've never played any of the Sims games, PM me and I'll tell you what should happen). Wait a minute... OK, I forgot, if you're not allowed to play T rated games, this dare can't be done, cuz all of the Sims games are T rated. Except My Sims, that's usually rated E. Oh, or the DS or Gameboy versions, those are ussually E 10+. But, the computer versions (the one I'm talking about) are always rated T. OK, moving onto the next dare. I dare Skipper to drink Kool-Aid (I know, lame, but it's all I got right now for him, since I'm drinking some right now). I dare Marlene to- OW! I have no idea why but my wrist is cramping right now, so I'm gonna play some Sims 3 to get my min off of it. Byez! For now(evil smile)... (srry, it's my signature)

That's about it." Private reads. Beyond comes rushing towards Private, snaps the paper from his hand and accidently pushes him away in the progress.

"You're right! I totally forgot!" She says. Suddenly a big screen comes down and a dolphin appears on it, speaking in not understandable language.

"Does someone actually get what he's saying?" Kowalski asks. The others shake their heads.

"I got the answer to this. OH MIGHTY AUTHOR POWERS! Turn this dolphin human!" Beyond shouts to the ceiling. And indeed, the dolphin changes into a human (I'm too lazy to describe him so let your imagination take over!).

"How dare you not to invite me to your show? I told you! All the humans are the same." He snaps at Beyond who is rubbing the back of her head embarrassed.

"Forgive me for being so absent all the time! I forgot about you." She says. Blowhole grits his teeth in anger and growls at her before disappearing from the screen.

"Seems you readers can ask him things as well." Shay simply shrugs. "Anyway, go on Kowalski."

"Whatever you say oh mighty creation of the author." Kowalski says a little sarcastically.

"Just call me Shay, it's shorter." Shay answers with a playful smirk. Kowalski walks over to a special Sims 3 computer and sits down, creating three sons, one daughter and a mom and dad. He also makes a pool with a wall around it and just puts six single beds in it and makes sure all are in the single room and waits. Skipper and Shay peak over his shoulder at the game and wait patiently. After what seems like an hour, all start complaining about hunger. Kowalski suffers from a major eyetwitch.

"I-I… HAVE TO HELP THEM!" He shouts and moves to place furniture before Skipper stops him.

"Kowalski, stop. This is a game, soldier, and you are not allowed to place any furniture. Get a hold of yourself." Skipper tells him. Kowalski tries to relax in his chair but then the daughter, son and mother decide to go swimming. Kowalski's eyetwitch returns as they start to struggle in the water and drown. The dad complains about major hungriness while the other two sons stand there sobbing over their loss. Now everyone is looking with great pity at the game. The father finally loses consciousness and falls on the ground and dies. Then a lady appears saying she's here to take the other kids away because Kowalski is a incompetent parent. Marlene, Mort and Private let out a quiet sob.

"How sad! Kowalski, you are a horrible father!" Marlene tells him. Kowalski stands up from his chair and sits down on the edge of the stage with dark clouds hanging above him.

"Luckily for my daughter Otousan (daddy) is very good for her." Tamaki states proudly. Beyond facepalms.

"What do you mean 'good for her', this is the first time I've seen you in my life." She says more to herself than to him. Tamaki freezes in place for a second before walking to the edge of the stage and sitting down next to Kowalski.

"Here Skipper, have a Kool Aid." Shay says while offering him a glass.

"Thanks, sister." Skipper eagerly accepts it and sips it while watching the two dark figures at the edge of the stage. "Shouldn't we do something about them?"

"Nah, Kowalski will cheer up when the next review is up and I know Tamaki, he'll run to Okaasan (mommy) eventually." Shay answers. A mischievous grin appears on her face. "Kyouya-senpai, please stand up for a moment." Kyouya stands up uninterested and before he knows what's happening, Tamaki has already fixed his attention on him with a smile like he was lost and has just been found.

"O-Okaasan!" He shouts before flinging himself at Kyouya and wrapping his arms around him in a tight embrace. He rubs his head against Kyouya's happily.

"Yeah, okay… leave them." Beyond says as she walks over to Shay and Skipper. "Shay, will you read the next review?"

"Sure, it's from From Darkness and Light…" She comes no further.

"Was I mentioned?" Light asks from the audience.

"No, Light-kun, it's just someone's name. Please continue Shay." Beyond says not believing what a chaos she made by inviting them.

"Okay, so the review…

Hey, Beyond! Awesome, you're back! I don't know you remember me or not, but I was one of your reviewers! So, I'm back! Eeep! You have the cast of the Ouran High School Host Club! Awesome! And, some characters from Death Note! though, I don't know much about it...Anyway! Ugh, back to business!

Okay, okay...What dares should I put up this time...?

Ooo! I dare Kowalski to kiss Beyond!(I don't know you have feelings for Kowalski anymore like the other one, but I'll give it a shot)

Skipper, what do you like about Shay? *Gets notepad and gets ready to write down answer*

Marlene! Do you have a crush on anybody? If you do, who is it? And, why?

Rico, I dare you to blow up...a building! Muwaha!

Private, I dare you to...find the meaning of life!

Maurice, Mort! I dare you guys to impersonate Julien!

Julien! Do you have a crush on someone? If so, who? And, why?

And, uh...I want to ask Beyond a question! If you had to choose what pairing is the best with Marlene with any of the penguins, which one will you root for? Prilene? Skilene? Marski? Mico?

That's all, everyone! Loving this already!

Great job! Keep it up! Kudos! Peace out! XD

And that's it." Shay reads. Beyond laughs quietly.

"Of course I remember you, silly! How could I forget. You were one of my most loyal reviewers. I'm so glad you're back!" She says cheerful. Reads the review further and blushes deeply. She takes the paper and walks around the stage to stand in front of Kowalski and Tamaki and hands the paper over. They both read it and Kowalski blushes while Tamaki just sits there in shock. Then the whole audience and the people on stage come rushing towards the group of three. Kaoru and Hikaru each on a side of Beyond with each an arm leaning on her shoulder and a smirk on her face. Honey stand in front of them with Mori besides him and Light drags L with him to stand next to Tamaki and read the review.

"They have to kiss?" Light asks with a mischievous grin. Honey looks up to Beyond with huge eyes.

"Could this be Yoru-chan's first kiss?" He asks innocently. Beyond looks down at him.

"What? Well actually… no, if you count the last story as well." She says blushing. "Did you call me Yoru-chan?" Honey nods happily.

"It mean 'night' in Japanese." He explains. Kowalski stand up, not looking at Beyond and walks closer before giving her a loving kiss on the lips. In the background you see Tamaki being hold back by the twins, cooking with anger. Kowalski pulls back and looks her in the eyes with a gentle smile. Beyond smiles back at him and takes the rest of the PoM crew with her on stage.

"Please take your seat everyone." Shay asks politely. Light and L return to their seats calmly as do Mori and Honey. The twins push Tamaki in Kyouya's seat, forcing him to sit in the dark lord's lap.

"Please make sure he doesn't leave." The twins say in union. Kyouya sighs before wrapping his arms around Tamaki's waist and holding him in place and nodding.

"K-Kyouya! Let go of me." Tamaki struggles but it's no use. On the stage everyone has a major sweatdrop.

"Let's go on to the next question, shall we?" Beyond says. "So, Skipper, what do you like about Shay?" Both of them tense up and Skipper rubs the back of his head nervously.

"I guess her temper, she has a lot of energy and is as combative as I am and probably because she's really pretty." He confesses. Shay blush darkens.

"Thank you." She mutters embarrassed.

"So… Marlene, do you have a crush on anyone?" Maurice asks suddenly interested. Marlene blushes a little.

"Well there might be someone… but I'm not sure yet!" She says trying to defend herself.

"Too bad, just spill it." Beyond says with a smirk on her face.

"I-I might have a crush on… J-Julien." She says quietly.

"YEHES!" Julien shouts cheerfully. Marlene blush becomes even more pink.

"And the why is probably because he can be funny at times and is really sweet when he wants to be." She confesses. Julien is dancing in joy by now.

"Well, that's nothing to be ashamed of, is it?" Private asks innocently.

"I have a crush to!" Mort suddenly shouts causing everyone to turn to him. "On my mango." He says dreamily while sweatdrops appear everywhere.

"Rico! Let me hear that Kaboom! Go blow something up." Beyond says while high fiving Rico.

"Alrigh' " He says excitedly and runs off to the highest building he can find in this very cold Holland. Wait, don't tell me you forgot I am Dutch. Again, you should be ashamed. Well not really… I sometimes don't even remember. Suddenly a loud Kaboom sounds and where once was a high flat, is now a pile of concrete. Rico runs back in and low fives Beyond.

"That's what I'm talking about!" Beyond says with a smirk.

"You two appear to be good friends." Private states. Beyond leans on Rico's shoulder, the smirk never leaving her face.

"Yup, Rico and I stayed in touch after the chatroom ended. We´re really good friends now." She tells him. Rico nods in agreement.

"Okay, enough of this. Private, you have to find the meaning of life. Off you go then." Marlene says while pushing Private gently towards the computer. Hours pass by and eventually everyone falls asleep, except for Private. Even L sleeps with his head resting on his knees. Marlene and the former lemurs were playing a card game but eventually fall sleep with cards everywhere. Skipper and Shay fell asleep while sitting together with Shay's head on Skipper's shoulder. Kowalski and Beyond are in the same position.

"I found it!" Private suddenly shouts causing everyone to wake up.

"Really Private?" Marlene asks while yawning. "That's great, care to read it out loud?"

"Sure." Private chirps. "The Meaning of Life is an Irish television programme, the first series of which was broadcast on RTÉ One in 2009. It is presented by the veteran broadcaster Gay Byrne. Each episode involves Byrne interviewing a well-known public figure. The series is broadcast each Sunday night at 22:20."

"Well good job, Private." Beyond compliments while rubbing her eyes. "Now, Mort, Maurice, you have to impersonate Julien."

"I will!" Mort shouts happily while jumping up and down. "Arphf! I am King Julien, get me a mango." He says while giggling.

"Eh, Mort? I think Julien sounds more like this: I want to party all night but my boomy box is defective again. Maurice, go fetch me a smoothie so I can think of something to fix this problem." Maurice says, perfectly impersonating Julien.

"Aah, thank you Maurice. I would very much like a smoothie right now." Julien says with an ignorant smile. Maurice growls and walks away from everyone to get a smoothie.

"So.. you have a crush on anyone, Julien?" Shay asks.

"Well, yes of course! The king loves everybody. But I think I like the otter the mostest." Julien says while winking at Marlene.

"And as for your last question. I wanted to say Marski but that would be kind of cheating on him, or he on me, so I'm just going to say Mico." Beyond answers. "Wow! Already the third review. Maurice, go ahead."

"Whatever you say. The next review is from KoopaEater

Derpppp

Me no likely the humanized guys that much. Aaaah well.

Audience:

Skipper: Do You like being human?

That's all it says." Maurice reads out loud.

"I'm so glad you came back to join us! I'm sorry you don't like them humanized but I thought it would come in handy." Beyond explains happily. "Anyway, Skipper, go answer it."

"Pardon?" Skipper asks as he almost glares at Beyond.

"Please?" Beyond adds while rolling her eyes. Skipper smiles at her and turns to the camera's.

"Well actually, I do. Because, when I was a penguin I wasn't exactly fat but the way my body was build made it hard for me to actually do this…" He says while walking up behind Shay and wrapping his arms around her waist from behind. "That's why." He continues with a smirk.

"Okaaaay… maybe we should leave them by." Marlene suggests. "Do we have more reviewers?"

"Uh… yes, there are two left." Beyond says. "Julien, please read the next one out loud."

"I am the king, I cannot be told what to do." Julien says. Beyond sighs heavily.

"Just READ." She says. Julien shrugs and snaps the paper from her.

"Dear Kowalski…" That's all he manages to say before Beyond snaps the paper back from him with a deep blush and pushes another paper in his hands.

"Wrong one…" She mutters before walking away.

"Ah… the next review thingy is from Eternally Ebony

I AM NOT ASHAMED!

Ehem, anyway, hi! Again, I guess. Loved PoM Chatroom.

So, to get started, I'm gonna put a simple one: Every person in the room has to find someway to get the shiny thing on top of the stage. First person to reach it and get down safely gets a prize!

So, uh, good luck with that. Bye.

Yeah that's about it." Julien says barely interested.

"Yeah, I remember you! Frankly I know all of you except from Mobygirl21. I'm so glad you're back! I wouldn't be able to make this story without you guys. And everyone new is welcome of course!" Beyond says into the cameras. "So let us start with the dare. Everyone of stage! The audience is allowed to play to."

"Are we going to?" L asks Light curiously. Light crosses his arms and legs and tilts his head a little so he could look at L.

"You want to?" He asks. L nods quietly and they both stand up to join the people that are already in front of the stage.

"Takashi! Let's play to!" Honey says to Mori gleefully. Mori nods and stands up together with Honey attached to his shoulders. (Note: Honey call Mori by his other name! Which is Takashi).

"We're in to." The twins say in union.

"Because there won't be…" Hikaru starts.

"…any fun if we just sit here." Kaoru finishes. Tamaki, who is still in Kyouya's lap, turns around slightly with a sparkle in his eyes.

"Let's join them!" He offers cheerfully. Kyouya pushes his glasses higher up his nose.

"No, I'll pass thank you." He answers. Tamaki gives him a pout.

"Come on, you're not going to get any fun from sitting here." Tamaki tries. "Although having me here must be fun to." He considers which only results in being pushed off Kyouya's lap and landing on the floor.

"Alright, I'm in." Kyouya says and stands up to quickly join the group. Tamaki sends him a grin before standing up himself.

"Alright everyone! Ready, set, GO!" Beyond yells and they all rush forward and try to climb on top of the stage. "Whoever falls is out!" she manages to say before they all rush away. Mort starts to climb on top of someone's shoulders but someone grabs his legs and yanks him of, sending him to the ground.

"Mort is out!" Beyond states as she looks critical at the others. As someone send Honey's bunny flying to the other side of Honey himself, he tries to catch is, causing both him and Mori to fall and taking the chain which is attached to both Light and L with him.

"Mori-senpai, Honey-senpai, Light-kun and L are out!" Beyond says. Suddenly, Marlene slips and lands on top of Maurice, who lands on top of Julien, sending all three of them to the floor.

"Maurice, Julien and Marlene are out." Beyond says kind a bored now. Private climbs on Rico, causing him to burp up a bomb and sending both of them to the ground in shock. Skipper hits the bomb, causing it to fly away but loses his balance but manages to grab Shay's arm and pull her with him.

"Private, Rico, Skipper and Shay are all out!" Beyond yawns. The twins, Kowalski, Tamaki and Kyouya are all on the stage now facing each other first before sprinting to the shiny object which had appeared out of nowhere. Both Kaoru and Hikaru, who have been side by side the entire way, begin to struggle about who should get it and it eventually results in falling both to floor in their struggling. Kowalski, Tamaki and Kyouya continue their way but then Tamaki stumbles and falls flat on his face. A meter in front of him is the shiny object and both the other boys reaches it. Kowalski manages to grab it first and sprints back. Kyouya is right behind him and jumps forward, almost glomping Kowalski before grabbing the object and jumping of his back, landing perfectly on his feet before hopping of the stage and handing the object over to Beyond with one hand in his pocket as if he does this every day and it's no big deal.

"N-Not fair!" Kowalski manages to get out between his heavy breathing. Kyouya runs a hand through his hair and glances around him. Everywhere are people on the floor, either growling in annoyance or letting out painful murmurs.

"Okay, let's get everyone either back on stage or back in their seat." Beyond says kind a amazed. Once everyone is in their own seats and the PoM people plus Shay and Beyond are back on stage, Maurice walked forward and looked directly in the camera.

"Ladies and gentleman, this is the last review!" He says. "Skipper, if you will."

"Any time, lemur. The last review is from 101 giraffes

I AM SOO ASHAMED! not really... I read it =) aaaannnnnyywwaaayss... i am here to be here. Kowalski: What is your secret hidden shame? and no saying classified. and you can't back out. " Skipper says while reading the paper thoroughly. Suddenly the stage darkens and one single spotlight points at Kowalski.

"Kooowwaaaallskiii…." A scary echoic voice says. "Tell me your greatest fffeeeaaaarrrrr!"

"B-Besides the dentist?" Kowalski asks slightly trembling.

"Yeah, whatever." The scary echoic voice answers.

"T-That would be clowns." Kowalski admits. All at once the lights turn on and the whole stage is visible again. Beyond is holding a microphone with Shay next to her.

"How did you do that voice?" Shay asks high fiving Beyond.

"With this special microphone I can make every voice I want." She answers before walking over to Kowalski. "I didn't know you were scared of clowns."

"No? Well, it's true." Kowalski says a bit embarrassed. Beyond puts her arm around his shoulder.

"Me too! I hate them with their scary faces and all." She admits.

"So this was it then?" Marlene asks unsurely.

"For now, that is." Shay answers. "But Yoru-chan has an announcement to make."

"Honey-senpai may call me Yoru-chan, or the reviewers if the prefer it. But that's not what I wanted to say. Due to the nearing holiday I decided to make the next chapter a Christmas Special! But to do that, there is something that needs to be introduced. I call it The Mistletoe, the meaning is quite obvious. Place two people underneath it and they have to kiss each other on the mouth! AND! Please don't forget the audience, if they get bored the whole show will be destroyed." Beyond says making wild gestures. "Thank you for listening to this announcement. This show in sponsored by Beyond Imagination inc."

"It is?" Private asks innocently.

"Nope, we don't have sponsors. I'm just very rich." Beyond states proudly.

"You are?" Private asks.

"No… before you ask something again, please go." Beyond answers watching as Private walks away. Shay walks up next to Beyond and leans on her shoulder.

"We'll see you next time."

That's it for now. Hope you liked it.