Author's Note: Yo! Back so soon, crazy woman? -.- *Starts talking like King Juli(sp?) from Madagascar*Shuttup. I want to type this chappie so leave me alone or you'll suffer the wrath of the king. xD By the way, I'm sick now. I've got a cold. *Achoo!*
Warning: Like I already said, this was gonna turn into some crack-ed fan fict-ie. So, expect a lot of talking. Not just from humans but from someone as well… Make that some TWO. xD *Achoo!*
Scratching Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or Lady and the Tramp's stuffs. I don't even own a catnip. YEAH CATNIP! xD Catnip Credits goes to Chibi Neko Nya. =) Enjoy! *Achoo!*
"Ring! Ring!" Out of shock, he made haste to close his chest and hurried to the telephone inside the hotel room.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Al! Winry here. I'm just paying a visit. Is Ed there?" In response, the suit of armour pull the receiver away from his head (since Al doesn't have ears, poor Al) as an annoying, high pitch voice replied back.
"Oh, hi, Winry. Ed's here but, he's taking a bath."
"Could you come down and lead me to your room? No one's listening to me at the reception counter…" The blonde-haired girl watched as a tea-covered Rin chase after Rod, whose nose was bleeding (1), while carrying an office chair.
"Umm… Okay. I'll be on my way." He put the receiver down and smacked his palm on his forehead. "Where am I supposed to hide them? If I go down with them inside of me, the receptionist might want to inspect me..." He continued his routine of walking around circles. He had suddenly gained a weird habit of doing that almost all the time. He stopped in his tracks and an imaginary light bulb was formed on his metal head. "I've got it!"
He peered at the closed door that was leading to the room's toilet and took out his chest. He cradled the twin felines in his arms and set them on the floor. He led them into the basket that he had found in a dark alley earlier. "Well, Ed knows that there's nothing inside the basket. And, I'm sure that he wouldn't want to open it again…"
"I'm sorry that the both of you need to be 'inside' again. I truly am. I'll be right back, okay? You have to stay really quiet or else…" He gulped and continued, "Or else, Brother might gnaw your skins off and use your bones as tooth picks!" In result, both strays hissed and curled up in two balls inside the basket.
He gently closed the left lid of the object and mentally congratulated himself. He was satisfied that he had successfully scared the animals out of their skins even though, half of what he just said to them was not wrong. The part where his older brother might 'gnaw their skins off' was quite true but too exaggerative. But, don't get him started on the 'using their bones as tooth picks' (2) part.
He dashed out of the hotel room and into the elevator, leaving his new pets inside of the basket, and his sibling in the bathroom. As he tried to squeeze into the lift, everyone stared at him as though like he was a huge popular star like Michael Jackson. (3) His gaze shifted down to a pair of green eyes of a young, innocent-looking girl and she was staring at him back. She quickly looked away as she tried to hide the hint of red on her cheeks. Al smiled to himself. He always wondered why little children like to look at him or even interact with him.
Two pairs of blue eyes could be seen despite the darkness inside of the basket. As one of the cats used its paw to slightly push open the left lid of the basket, it let some light in. He scanned the area for any sight of humans, or what they liked to call them, 'easily-fooled beings'. All of a sudden, the toilet door flew open to reveal a short, well-build up, odd-looking boy with an automail right arm and left leg. He had long golden hair which was let down and not tied nor plaited. He was only clad with a white towel that covered from his waist to his shins.
The feline that open the lid of the basket stared at the 'easily-fooled being' and raised an eyebrow. It, then, used its tail to tap the other feline on the head. In result, its companion came closer to the opened lid and stared at Edward in awe.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" The first one whispered sinisterly.
"Hmm… Of course. It would be nice to get a good stretch and meet new 'people'. If I'm not wrong, I saw a fish tank on the table beside the cupboard too…" The other one chuckled wickedly. Very soon, they thought of a plan as they wanted to get to know the odd-looking 'amusingly-short easily-fooled being' better and, not forgetting, to fulfill their hunger by digesting any edible food that is in the fish tank.
Gives A Ball Of Yarn to:- (WHAT?! A ball of yarn?! What the hell is wrong with you?! Fine, fine. You can choose any colour you want. =P)
Chibi Neko Nya (I'm sorry if the chappie didn't turn out the way you wanted it to & that I took so long just to update.)
& others who read but DIDN'T review. (please do so now or I'll hunt you down & murder you. Or worse, I'll tell your mummie!) xD
References:-
(1)Nose bleed? Go read 'Hook Me Up' & then you'll get it. It's also an EdWin fan fict-ie. Tch, what a lousy way to advertise. No wonder, Sabrina said that you will never be a successful business woman in the future. xP
(2)Using bones as toothpicks? Got it from Jorgen Von Strangle, the toughest fairy in the Universe from Fairly OddParents. xD
(3) Sob. Michael Jackson. R.I.P. I'm gonna miss you! =X 1958-2009.
Uh-oh. What are those two felines up to? & why is Winry here? 'Til the next chappie! *Achoo!* Grr, I hate being sick!!!!
