AN: Thanks VIOKAY for your betaing.
Thanks Mori for review. I also like the appends and I can't barely wait for Kaito Append.
Kaito – Diet Conspiracy
Dear Gakupo,
OMG YOU WROTE!
I am so happy you remembered about me! It has been so lonely here. Plus I don't have classes with Meiko, Miku nor the Kagamines so I spend the day alone till evening. Apparently each and every one of us is getting personalized treatment. Sweet… Not. But, you have no idea how happy I got when Meiko said: "Hey, fatass, you got a letter from your purple gay-ass lover!"
She's evil… I am not a fatass… I'm chubby, it's different.
I am so happy you wrote. I forgot I was supposed to send you a letter first… Oops. Don't get mad! It's just that I have been so busy around here that I completely forgot that I promised to write first! I am so sorry my sweet lovable Gaku-san-hime-kun! I could never forget about you, you have been in my mind since I got here! I have been thinking how much I miss you and… and… stuff.
Anyway. Here, it isn't much like military school. It's more like summer camp, with a lake and boats and fresh air activities. Go figure out what it has to do with singing… Maybe they just want to unwind me.
Maybe this is really like military camp, maybe they just want to unstress us up to them stress us down! AAaaaargh! I wanna go home! They even already started with the food. The food! I AM GONNA STARVE AROUND HERE GAKU-SAN-HIME-KUN!
Oh, I haven't told you about the food yet. They make me eat veggies, and no ice-cream! No sweet chocolaty icy goodness for little Kaito! No fair, I wanna go home and eat ice-cream with you and Yuma, and Miki and Big Al and Sweet Ann and… and… Leon!
So unfair. They removed all fast food, no fries, no burgers, and no chicken nuggets- no nothing! Just veggies, fruit and fish, grilled or boiled. T.T They are going to starve me here. They say it's to soften my voice, that eating healthy will make my voice sound less raspy and more melted (like peanut butter and chocolate… drool).
You know what I think? They just want an excuse to dump a diet on me! They want to make me lose weight! But I'm onto them! I AM ONTO THEM!
They took measures from Miku, Meiko and the Kagamines. It's for our new Append outfits; we'll be using them when we are released from fat camp. However, they refused to take my measures, something about already knowing what number I should wear. They said it was a large, but I heard an "Extra" somewhere in there…
(I think they were secretly whispering jokes about my weight… I am not fat, am I?)
That made me feel bad T.T. And now Meiko won't stop calling me "Fatass."
Oh! Miku is going to learn English! Sweet huh? But not the Kagamines, nor Meiko… nor me for a matter of fact. Which is unfair, I hate speaking Engwish like dise… -.-'
Like I said before, I don't get to have classes with the others. But after classes we all meet at the main cabin, where we have a television (the twins claimed it) a snooker (Meiko claimed it) table and a darts game.
I decided to start my stay here by playing darts with Len-kun and Rin-chan… but I quitted when Rin darted me in the eye, and then in the shoulder… and in the stomach… and the butt… and the foot… and the nose… and the eye again… Then I lost.
Well, I gotta print this and leave to send it to you. We only have one computer and Meiko-chan is threatening to stuff an 8 ball up my butt if I don't leave. She wants to check on her Gaia. (She wants to cyber on Gaia online :P.)
Well, bye, I love you!
I miss you so much! Now I'm going to leave before my butt gets de-virginized by an 8 ball!
Love,
Your Kaito ^^
