Lauren won in the review voting thing.
Disclaimers- Unfortunetly...no
Lauren
They were beautiful. Gorgeous. Se- what was that word. Ughhhhh what's that word for even MORE beautiful. Gosh, where's that lightbulb when you need it? I have to get one of those cartoon-y lightbulbs that pop up over your head when you get an idea. Note to self: go to Wal-Mart. I could wait after school for them by their car, then attack them! Yeah. Perfect. No wait what about-
"Are you ok lauren?" asked my therapist with fake concern. All he did was pretend to listen to my problems and get paid! That job was awesome!
"Well, I am having problems that include boys."
"What about them? Teasing? Bullying? Ya know some boys do that because they have a crush on you." DUH!. Of course I know. That's 3rd grade stuff. Is it?
" No no no! I like them." Not like. LOVE THEM! I'm a sick teenager in love for kyle's sake. No wait george's sake. Ughhhh I'm getting dizzy. Why can't you use a girl's name? Yeah, for Ann's sake. That's better than whatever his name's sake.
"Ahhhhhhh. Ummmm...Sheral?" Sheral was my therapist's assistant.
" Yes Mr. Ahhh?" Mr. Ahhh is my therapist's name. But I like to call him Mr. A. Wait what was that in the corner?
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" There's a...a...a-
"I thought we went over this Lauren. I prefer Mr. Ahhh or Mr. A." Right there in that corner...
"SPIDER!! SPIDER!! MUST KILLLLLLL!" I went and got the broom and whacked stuff without opening my eyes. EEP. A spider!
"LAUREN. Stop you hitting me in the head with a broom and that is not a spider." Wait wha?
"It snot?"
"Not, Lauren, not snot. And yes that's my new hat." Oooooooooh. That's a hat. And it's not snot. Wait what? Ok. Sloooooowlllly think Lauren. Ok, Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out.
" Are you ok Lauren?" asked my therapist with fake concern. Didn't we already go over this?
It's finally lunch time! I heard that the pirdy people rejected Jessica. Now it's my chance! I walked over to their table swaying my hips to the right...then left...then right. Well you get the point. As I was walking I puckered my lips in the cool way.(Picture her doing this, and her hips are just moving right and left in that exagerated way.)
"Hello," I said seductively. I looked at the bronze haired boy."So I was wondering if you wanted to watch a movie with me at my house. There will be no one there. Just you and me. Alone. Since the movie will be playing it would be very dark in the room." HA! Jessica probably didn't do it like that! (Jessica DID do it like that)
" Not this again!" What again? And why is he banging his head to the table?
"HELLO? Do you want to go out with me?" (She actually asked if he wanted to have sex but EWWWWWWW you guys would have night mares)
"NO! And my brothers are currently dating...and so am I." HUH? Where was that little bitch?! It's probably Angela. Oh, it's always the quiet ones.
"You finally warmed up to Tanya, or did another girl catch your eye?" asked his big, strong, juicy, man meat of a brother. Wait, who is Tanya?
I ran away fake sobbing. That would probably make them feel sorry for me and when one of them comes over, we will look at each other in the eyes and know that we were made for eack other! Oh and to see if they are willing enough to come over to me I will go to the girl's bathroom! I quickly ran over to one of the stalls. Just a couple seconds now...
It's been FIVE seconds. Where are they? FIVE FREAKIN SECONDS! Maybe they're fat.
It's been SIX seconds. SIX FREAKIN SECONDS! They ARE fat.
Just then the door to the girl's bathroom opened. YES! After 30 minutes they came to the rescue! My heroe!
"Lauren?" That doesn't sound like the Cullens.
"AHHHHHH Who are you?"
"Lauren it's okay. Your therapist told me if you were ever in the bathroom for too long, I have to check if you're still there and ok or mentally insane."
Awww! My therapist does care! But who is on the other side of the stall?
"Wh-wh-who are you?" Scared. MOMMY!
" Oh I'm just the voice in your head. Don't worry."(Lauren is just like me! I have a voice in my head. Cept I named him Tom. And I don't go to therapy.)
"Laruen? You don't have any...lady problems do you?" Do I? Well better check.
SNEAK PREVIEW! ANGELA IS FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER! SHE IS GOING TO STUTTER LIKE A MANIAC! ASKING OUT POEPLe IS NOT A SUBJECT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!
I ran away from the embarrasment Lauren caused me. On my way to the bathroom I ran into something hard. When I looked up, I was only stunned by beauty and topaz-y eyes.
"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h" Oh gosh. Was I stuttering? Mum said it was unlady like to stutter. Better say sorry before he thinks I'm crazy.
"Sorry...it's cold?" Hope Edward doesn't see through my lie. Then what will I say? I was stunned my your beauty? Edward just smirked and said this...
"It's alright. I think it is very cold indeed. I saw your embarrasment in the classroom." No! Please don't tease me," I wanted to say I'm sorry."
"Thanks," wow. This is one different guy. I walked away before anything else could happen.(Sorry angela but there is more embarrasment coming for you!)
It's fun to write in the pov of a dumb girl. Angela was hard to write since she's smart but I am going to post it right away! Thank you everybody who reviewed. In this chapter I thought it would funny if Lauren had a therapist. Can anybody send me a name of a girl in Twilight? I don't have my book with me at the moment. You will be mentioned in the chapter. Yes, it's true that I have a voice in my head. And yes, it did tell me to do the Soulja Boy dance...
