Chapter 2:"You mean some poor dragon lost his…."

The lesson flew by, at least for Gohan, algebra was easy, if your mother constantly drilled you on it and would NEVER let you do anything fun, unless there was a life threatening situation that warranted it. But since the battle with Cell, no play all work either studying, house work or playing with Goten, which was work in the sense seeing as Gohan has a hard time keeping up with him, but it brings a smile to his face seeing his little brother growing up. Dad, you would be proud of Goten. But than reality sank in, a class that while interesting, has the potential to turn into a laugh factory History. He looked down at his schedule and saw it was on the first floor. At least the numbering is convenient. As he headed for the door, Erasa stopped him. "Hey Gohan, what do you have next?" "History, room 128." The blonde smiled "Looks like you have us for a good 2 periods. Think you can handle it?"Gohan chuckled "Can't be all that bad." And with that Gohan, Erasa and, Videl were off to history.

Gohan noticed the "steroid man" wasn't among them and was curious. "Erasa where did Sharpner run off to?" She giggled and said "Probably hitting on the cheerleaders" Videl laughed all she saw in her mind was Sharpner getting slapped in the face and kicked in the nuts. "He he he's probably showing off "the big guns" to some cheer skank." Gohan paused for a second. Skank? So the cheer leaders smell? I mean they probably sweat but shower afterwards. "Hey Videl what's a skank?" She paused and turned a bit red at the thought. How does a teenage boy not know what a skank is? Where's he from the freakin mountains? "Well a Skank is..." Erasa piped in "We gotta hurry guys! The bell and we're still on the second floor!" They nodded in agreement and ran down the halls, making it to class by the skin on their backs. They soon took their seats and the lesson began.

The teacher was a male in his late 40's, Short but had a bowel cut, akin to the one Gohan had on Namek. "Hello class, my name is Mr. Jenkins and this is history." Gohan was curious what the lesson would be about, But as he thought Mr. Jenkins Pulled out a TV and popped In a tape. And drew a familiar logo on the black board. "Red Ribbon Army….." Gohan was curious but knew he'd be learning about the very organization his dad single handily beat back when he was only 12. "Now class, who here is familiar with the Red Ribbon Army?" Gohan and Mr. Jenkins were stunned to see the lack of hands going up. "Very disappointing, Mr. Son, what can you tell us about the Red Ribbon Army?" Gohan gathered his thoughts for a second remembering what his Dad told him. "Well sir it was run by a short guy with a napoleon complex, And was the most evil military organization in the world." Mr. Jenkins was impressed, though slightly peeved at the "short guy" remark "Very good. Now what exactly was the drive for the Red Ribbon Army's atrocities?" Gohan wanted to say "So the short commander could be taller" but that wouldn't go over so well. Videl raised her hand "World Domination?" Mr. Jenkins nodded, "Yes that. But how were they planning to obtain it?" Gohan was curious but worried If he says Dragon Balls Dende will be pissed, but even then, they can't find them so we should be safe, I hope….. "No one? Not even you Mr. Son?" "No sir" Mr. Jenkins sighed, he hoped one student would know, but his hopes were dashed. "Well it was apparently not through brute force as one would think seeing as how they could have taken on the world and still have enough left over for aliens" Gohan chuckled but he thought Red Ribbon versus Freeza? It would be one sided, but hilarious. "They were going to use…." And then He pulled it out. "These" Oohs and Ahs came from all corners of the room. "What is that?" Mr. Jenkins chuckled. "This is a Dragon Ball." Gohan though noticed something familiar about that one ball. The four star ball! "There are seven Dragon Balls, get them all together and you summon a dragon and with it you get a single wish." Gohan chuckled at the single wish part Dende should've at least told them they get two wishes now. Videl was most intrigued. "Any wish you want? Like bringing a dead person back to life?" Gohan's heart sank, all he could think about was Goku, not coming back, but cleared his mind and re focused on the lesson. "Yes, even bringing the dead back to life." Mom, I might be able to see you again.

The rest of the lesson went on about what would've happened if the RRA got their "wish" for world domination, to the others it was the most exciting history class ever, for Gohan, it was semi old news. The bell rung but he stayed behind, he had to ask Mr. Jenkins a question about the very Dragon Ball he showed the class. "Sir" He turned and saw Gohan and smiled, he knew what he was there for. "Yes Gohan?" Gohan had to gather up his courage to ask for it, it seemed like forever. "That Dragon Ball you have, it used to belong to my Dad and Grandpa, I was wondering if…" "Boy, you can have it." Gohan stood there as Mr. Jenkins gave him the "family heirloom". "How did you….?" "I passed by a land called Korin in my travels and there a man Named Bora and his son Upa told me about these. And how Upa stumbled upon it one day in the woods and brought to his father, and they built a little shrine for it, to honor both your father and grandfather." Gohan was shocked, he remembered his dad told him about Bora and Upa, but never expected this, his history teacher running into old family friends. "So they told you?" He nodded, "Yes they told me, and do not worry, I will keep your heritage a secret. The son of the TRUE martial arts champion deserves rest." Gohan was relieved, yet flattered, and amused, that someone who has to say " beat cell" for a living knows he's nothing compared to his Dad. "Thank you Mr. Jenkins." "No boy, thank you, for being the true savior from Cell." Gohan shook his hand and went off to class, he looked down and realized it was the best class for any young saiyan, lunch!


A/N I can't believe the response i'm getting, just awesome. Thanks guys, id buy you a beer, but im underage. Anyway the "usual" lunch chapter will be comming but ill try to put more humor into it. I will say though, at some point, im not sure where, maybe in the "break from school" chapter, Dragon Ball hunt, With gohan videl goten, maybe erasa and sharpnet idk. And for those wanting there Gohan Videl romance stuff, hang tight, it's comming, but much later, maybe during the dragon ball hunt, but other than that, keep reading and See you guys next time, and as cliched as it is rate review and for fun run around PANTSLESS lol jk youll be jailed for "indecent exposure" peace and love.