So, my two friends and I are just chatting. So far, our sleepover has been so very enjoyable! YEAH RIGHT! We were not discussing about games and stuff like I hoped we would. We were talking about how we could survive with S-ranked criminals living with us. That's not something you hear everyday, huh?
"Uh... so I guess we have to buy them clothes first?" Michelle asked. I nodded and she said, "Don't we need clothes for them right now if we even want to get them out of the house?"
"Don't worry. We could just let them use some of my family's old clothes." I said.
"I can't believe they're actually real! And I can't believe you would actually let them in!" Jenny yelled unhappily.
"Well... I'm not really sure if they're real or not, but they've got weapons, and I don't really like having my throat cut opened." I replied, shrugging. "Anyways, I'm gonna go get the clothes now. Can you guys watch-"
"FUCK NO!" they screamed in unison.
"Jeez! Don't worry!" I said with a nervous smile. "Kick them the part if needed."
I ushered the two disobedient downstairs and went to get the clothes.
Michelle's P.O.V.
Why does this kind of thing have to happen to me? Yes I always talk about how life sucks and I want to die, but not like this! Ugh... now that idiot Dina is having Jenny and I keep watch. Damn her...
The moment we walked downstairs, I felt the stares of the killer group.
"Where's the fucking bitch that kicked Kisame in his fucking-" you guys should be able to guess who this is.
"Hidan, there's no need for strong languages, especially in front of a little girl." Pein said. He was probably preferring to Jenny when he said little girl. Jenny may be a very short girl, but she's actually twelve already.
"Hey! I'm not a little girl!" Jenny protested, pouting. "I'm twelve."
"You sure look and act like a little girl." Kisame, the big shark said, and tried to dodge when Jenny tried to make him unable to walk with dignity.
"Michelle." I turned to see Konan facing me.
"Uh... Yeah?"
"Where's your friend, Dina?" Konan asked.
"She's getting some clothes so you guys could go out and buy clothes."
"Oh yeah, are you guys really the Akatsuki? You guys look too real to be cosplayers." Jenny said after a failed attempt to hurt Kisame.
"Don't say you are. Give us evidence." I said bluntly. My gaze landed on Deidara.
"Ooh! I know!" Jenny grabbed Deidara's arm and before he could protest, we looked at it and saw a tongue sticking out.
"Holy shit..." Jenny muttered. I just screamed in horror and suddenly blacked out.
Dina's P.O.V.
Now... I rummaged through the closet and found a piece of clothing that would fit Hidan.
"AHHHHHHH!" I jumped at the screaming. Was that Michelle? OMG... don't tell me Hidan is trying to rape her!
I raced down the stairs only to find everyone leaning down and looking at the limp body.
"OMG, did Hidan and Michelle have a sexy one and Michelle passed out from the pain her woman part was giving her?" I screamed.
They all looked up at me with a WTF look.
"Why the fuck would I fuck that girl?" Hidan questioned.
"Yeah you'll get used to her." Jenny said and went back to trying to wake Michelle.
"Then what happened?"
"Michelle-chan wanted evidence that we are real, so they looked at senpai's hand. Michelle-chan passed out and Dina-chan came downstairs and started saying weird things." Tobi explained. "What is 'a sexy one' and what 'woman part' was Dina-chan referring to?"
"Eh... so I suppose you guys are real, and I suppose I shouldn't explain those things to Tobi." I said awkwardly.
Ding!
The doorbell? Who decided to show up now?
"You guys should shush while I check who's at the door." I said. They somehow obeyed and went hiding in the kitchen.
I looked through the hole on the door. There were two girls. One is older than me, while the other looked about the same age.
"Uh... Jenny, your sister and a random girl is at the door." I turned to Jenny and said. She somehow got Michelle on the couch, although one of her legs is sticking in the air and her black, long hair is mostly on the floor.
"My sister?" she asked with a puzzled expression.
I opened the door and said, "Hi Jenny's sister and..."
"I'm your neighbor, Amanda." the girl said. She had long, wavy brown hair and blue eyes. She was pretty pale. She was pretty good-looking, in my opinion.
"Don't call me Jenny's sister. Call me Vivian." Vivian had auburn hair and brown eyes.
"Ok, Vivian and Amanda, may I ask why you are here?" I asked, and jumped slightly when I heard a small crashing sound in the kitchen.
"Jenny forgot to bring her PJs." Vivian said, shoving me the pajamas.
"I heard a scream and just came by to check on you. Are you-" she stopped in mid-sentence when she saw the unconscious Michelle.
"Yeah not really." I said, and laughed sheepishly.
"So what happened?" Vivian asked. I opened my mouth to reply, when Tobi suddenly came running out of the kitchen. Deidara was chasing him with a clay bird in his hand. Tobi hid behind me and I immediately took in the scene.
"Dina-chan! Senpai wants to blow me up!" Tobi cried.
"Nuh-uh! Deidara! No clay bombs in my house! The last thing I need is you blowing my house up and killing Tobi!"
"I don't care! I'm gonna blow that bitch up!" Deidara yelled. The two visitors' expression was shocked when they heard the words 'bomb', 'kill' and 'blow'.
"Eh... Uh..." I heard Amanda making whimpering sounds. I turned and grinned.
"No worries!" I said. But inside, I was freaking out. Now what do I say?
"Uh... you said Deidara and Tobi right? From the Akatsuki? Are they cosplayers?" Vivian asked.
As much as I wanted to say yes, I wanted someone to help out with the situation. Expressionless, I took Deidara's hand and showed it to the two. Amanda let out a tiny scream, and Vivian slapped the hand away.
"They really are the Akatsuki?" Amanda asked meekly. She probably knows who the Akatsuki are too, by her shocked expression.
"Eh... Uh... I guess... judging by the hand, dangerous weapons, and clay bombs, I suppose they are real."
Amanda slowly walked to me, and whispered in my ear, "Did they transform from dogs or cats? I read those kinds of things in stories..."
Oooh yeah! Maybe I can find a way to make them animals so they would be less harmful!
In one story, just give them a kiss... well... I'm totally not doing that. In another, just get cold water on them. I'll try the second option later.
"Well," Jenny chimed in, "since you two already know about the situation, you guys have to help us with them!"
Vivian and Amanda both had a 'WHAT?' expression.
"You two just have to lend us money from time to time! No worries!" I said.
That was when the whole Akatsuki walked out of the kitchen.
"Hey! Didn't I say to hide?" I said in a scolding tone.
"Jenny said they already know about the situation." Sasori said.
"So we thought that it's okay to show ourselves." Pein explained.
"Oh." I said. I turned and faced the two very shocked visitors. "Well, can you help us?"
"Uh... yeah I suppose. As long as they don't hurt me." Amanda said, looking at the dangerous group nervously. When her eyes landed on Itachi, she had a small blush. Well, someone has a favorite.
Hidan pushed me and Tobi aside and looked at Vivian.
"Hey, you look pretty hot. Do you want to-" and bam, went the fist on Hidan's nose. Ah, someone's having a bloody nose!
"Like hell I'd make out with you!" Vivian yelled, wiping the blood off of her fist.
"Hidan, tissues are on the table." I said, pointing at the box the tissues. Hidan ran towards it, grabbed a handful, and stuffed them up his nose. Ah what a pretty sight... a man having tons of tissues in his nose...
"Well, since he's a masochist, I thought he might be okay with it." Vivian shrugged, while Amanda gaped.
"Oh and Amanda, I'm Dina, that's Jenny, and the half dead one is Michelle." I told her. She nodded, still trying to take this all in. "So, would you two like to come in?"
I kind of expected a no, since there are killers in my house. But Vivian just shrugged and came in. Amanda hesitated before stepping in, but she was pretty much cowering behind me, like Tobi, who was still hiding from Deidara. Oh what I have gotten myself into!
"Put these on." I handed the clothes to the Akatsuki. Hidan, Kakuzu, Kisame, Tobi, Zetsu, Pein and Itachi were given my dad's clothes. The rest got my mom's clothes.
... Dang they looked weird! I've never tried to imagine the Akatsuki in normal clothes, 'cause i knew they would look creepy. And I was right! I was even more shocked at how Zetsu put on his clothes. I never knew it was possible to take the plant thingy off...
"Vivian, you have a driver license, right?" I asked.
"Yeah."
"What's a drivers license?" Kakuzu asked.
"Like... a permit, to drive. And you'll know what drive is later!" I replied. "Vivian, can you drive us to Macy's to buy them some clothes?"
"Ehhh? But there are like fourteen of us. My car can only fit eight people at most!" Vivian said. Aw come on... Hm... maybe I can teach one of the Akatsuki to drive...? Nah... I don't need them destroying my parents car. Maybe I'll drive? Well... I've never drived before, but at least I know the basics. And people say I look older than my actual age.
"Vivian, teach me how to drive." I said.
"What? You're thirteen!" Jenny said with surprise.
"Don't worry. It's not like a police is just going to stop the car and ask how old I am." I replied with a smile. "And we can always have these guys to kill the police and hide his body."
"What? We can't just go around and kill!" Amanda exclaimed.
"Jeez I'm kidding. We'll probably knock him unconscious." I said.
"You know how to go on reverse, brake, move, park, and shit like that?" Vivian asked. I nodded. "Psh, then I don't have to teach you! The worst that could happen is you crashing into a tree!"
Wow, that made me feel soooo confident! Note the sarcasm.
"Okay, then let's go!" I said enthusiastically, then I took a glance at Michelle.
I went next to Michelle and screamed, "MICHELLE WATCH OUT! HIDAN IS TRYING TO RAPE YOU!"
She jumped up and punched towards my direction, yelling 'PERVERT!"
I scoot to the other side and the fist hit Hidan, who was right behind me, directly on his still bleeding nose.
"What's with you women and hitting me!" Hidan screamed, holding his now very broken nose.
"You were trying to rape them." Jenny said matter-of-factly.
I swear that I saw everyone sweatdrop.
"Okay, here's what. Me, Michelle, Jenny, Kisame, Sasori, DeiDei, and Tobi goes in my parent's car..."
"Wait, what's a car? And did you call me DeiDei?" Deidara questioned.
"Shut up. The rest will go with Vivian. I'll follow her car, since I have no idea where Macy's is." I finished.
"Wait! I don't want to die yet! Can't I go with my sister?" Jenny said. I shot her a glare.
"Tobi is happy to go with Dina-chan! Vivian-chan seems mean. She broke Hidan-san's nose!" Tobi said, jumping around happily. I still can't believe that the scary Madara is Tobi...
I lead Michelle, Jenny, Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi to the backyard. I opened the backdoor and went out.
"Tobi, shut the door for me, will ya?" I said. Tobi obeyed and closed the door. Hm... a thirteen-year-old girl ordering a criminal. Awesome.
I walked in front of my parents' car, which will probably be in wrecks later on.
"This is a car?" Sasori asked, scanning the golden car. I nodded.
"Yep, now get in." the three nanjas just looked at the car, and fumbled with the door handle. A slapped a hand on my forehead. I pulled on the handel and the door opened.
"Wait, shouldn't Tobi take off his mask first?" Jenny asked.
"No! Tobi likes my mask!" Tobi exclaimed, putting both hands on his mask. I shook my head lightly at Jenny, and she understood.
"Tobi, just keep your head down." I said.
"Okay!"
"Tobi, Kisame and Deidara get in the back. Jenny and Michelle in the middle, Sasori in front."
"Why do you want Sasori in front?" Jenny asked. 'Cause he's so hot...
"'Cause he could take some of the blow for me if we crash into something." I lied... okay, half lied.
After we're all in our spots, I inserted the key and stepped gently on the gas pedal. I got out of the backyard and saw Vivian's car, waiting. I drived slowly until I'm right behind her car. Then Jenny's cell rang.
"It's my sis. Probably for you." Jenny said, handing the phone to me. I picked up.
"Ready?" Vivian asked.
"I think..."
"Then let's go!"
She hung up before I could say anything else and she started driving. With no other choice, I started to drive. I have to say, the beginning of the trip started pretty nicely, until we got on the highway...
"AHHH!" Jenny shrieked. "Dina! Watch out!"
I stepped on the brake pedal just in time before I crash into the car directly in front of me, and I started to drive at a slower pace. Vivian was about four car in front of mine, and the speed was just terrifying.
"I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP BITCH!" Deidara yelled, followed by a scream from Tobi.
"DEIDARA DON'T BLOW TOBI UP INSIDE THE CAR!" Michelle screamed in horror.
Tobi ran from the back seat and jumped to the front seat.
"Tobi go back!" I yelled, having a hard time concentrating.
"Senpai is trying to kill me!" Tobi cried.
"I don't care!" I screamed. "Sasori, get your stupid puppet outta my face!"
"Stop the fuckin' screaming!" Kisame screamed. Well look who's screaming himself...
Vivian's P.O.V.
Gosh... I could hear screaming from Dina's car... Well, I'm not doing so good here either.
"I'm hungry... May I eat this girl?" Zetsu asked. Amanda yelped and jumped next to Itachi. Maybe I shouldn't have put Amanda in the back with Zetsu... Well at least Itachi and Konan could protect her.
"I still think we should-" Hidan, who was behind me, started, but I shoved a pen into his mouth before he could continue.
"Next time you ask me to make out, the pen gets shoved in somewhere else." I said.
Though I got rid of the Hidan problem (for now), I still get very annoyed at Zetsu's constant asking of if he could eat Amanda. Pein and Kakuzu also ask questions like, how does a car move, when we'll be there, and what's Macy's, and who's Macy.
At least there's no screaming like in Dina's car...
Dina's P.O.V.
Jenny, Michelle and I dashed right out of the car after I parked (quite sloppily). You know how hard to be in a confined space with those people for twenty minutes? VERY. And you know how hard it is for a thirteen year old to drive? VERY. And you know how much I regret making myself drive? VERY!
The Akatsuki walked out of the car in a casual fashion, as if trying not to draw to much attention. But trust me. They draw LOTS of attention just by the way they walk. The three of us are trying to stay as far away as possible...
"Dina?" Jenny said. I turned to her. "That was the worst experience that I've ever had."
"Wasn't easy for us either." Vivian showed up and said.
"Zetsu was trying to eat me." Amanda said glumly.
"Well, Deidara was trying to blow the car-"
"Tobi, un." Deidara corrected.
"Right. He was trying to blow Tobi up, these two were screaming their heads off-" I pointed to Michelle and Jenny, "And Sasori had his puppet in my face."
"Ah, no wonder there were so much screaming from your car." Kakuzu said. I glanced at Zetsu, who had his plant thingy taken off. How the freak is that even possible?
"Can we please get the shopping done?" Amanda pleaded. "I can feel people staring..."
Chiharu: Well... I'm too tired to think of a better ending for this chapter. And thanks for the reviews people!
