Chapter 2

Si's POV

I was woken by yelling. I opened my eyes only to see a shark man arguing with a blond and silver haired guy.

"I don't know you!" Shark man yelled.

"Yes you do, un!" Blond

"What are you talking about?"Shark man

"You fucking know who we fucking are!" Silver man

"I told you I don't!" Shark man

"Who are you people." I asked. I noticed that my voice was deeper.

"Not you to, yeah!" The blond yelled.

"Where is my friend Si-chan?" Shark man yelled, surprising me.

"How do you know my name? Where is Ki-chan?" I asked. He seemed surprised.

"I am Ki! You cannot be Si-chan, you're a guy!" I glared at him.

"And you cannot be Ki-chan, you're a man as well." I said, still glaring at him.

"Oh yeah?" The man said. "Prove it." He held out his hand. "What's the secret handshake?" I slapped his hand.

"This." He slapped my hand. We punched each other in the chest. We grabbed each other's upper arms and pulled back till our hands were on the others forearms. Then he flipped me over his back and I did the same for him. We ended with getting each other in a headlock.

"Si-chan!" He yelled happily, giving me a bear hug.

"Hey Ki-chan." I wheezed out.

"Sorry." Ki said, letting me go.

"What the hell?" The silver guy said.

"Who are you?" I asked. Just as the silver guy was about to yell at us, a orange hair guy with piercings stepped in.

"We are the Akatsuki. And right now, you are in two of the members bodies." He told us. I nodded.

"Looks like you are negotiable, unlike someone else." The silver guy flipped me off. I topped it by flipping him off in 3 languages.

"Good to know." The guy said, breaking the staring contest. "Who are you?" Ki smiled.

"Si-chan, if you don't mind, can I do the introduction." I nodded. She loved doing it.

"Her name is Silent and I am Killer." She said. "Together we are unbeatable." She let out a psychotic laugh. I sighed.

"You are going a little overboard there Ki-chan." I told her.

"Are those your real names?" The girl in the back asked. We nodded.

"That is a weird thing to name your kid." The red head said.

"Well we never got to ask our parents about that. They left." I told them. "We've met at school and became friends. We take care of each other." I shrugged. "Guess they had better things to do."

"Wow, un." The blond said. "That sucks."

"No kidding." Ki said.

"We have more important matters to eases." I said. Orange man nodded. "What are your guises names, that way we know what to call you." He nodded.

"I am Pain." He said. The girl stepped up.

"Konan." Next was the red head.

"Sasori." Then the blond.

"Deidara." Now here's silver.

"Hidan." Then an awesome half-black half-white guy.

"Zetsu." Then a guy with a lot of stitches.

"Kakuzu." Then there was a dude with a lollypop for a mask.

"Tobi!" He all but yelled.

"The bodies you are in are Kisame." Pain pointed to Ki. "And Itachi." He pointed to me. "Now to discuss what has happened exactly."

"Well we need to sort out the information." I told him. "First what happened to us, then see if anything connects to what happened to them." He nodded.

"Well since I was awake longer, I will tell our part." Ki said. "We were walking home from school and away from those slut bags. We talked until we got to our house. When we went in, we were suddenly very tired and passed out. That leads to us being in these bodies." She finished.

"What happened here is that we were sitting around when Kisame said that he was getting tired. Itachi said he was getting tired too then they both passed out." Pain said.

"So it has something to do with the sudden tiredness." I mumbled.

"Wait. You said you go to school. How old are you?" Konan said.

"Ki-chan is 19 and I am 18. Why?" I asked.

"We were only in the academy until we were 13." Sasori told us.

"Do you have cars here?" Ki asked. They looked confused.

"Do you have any jutsu's?" Kakuzu asked. It was our turn to be confused.

"So we are from different worlds." I concluded. "And if we transferred into these bodies, then they must be in ours." Ki looked horrified.

"You mean there are guys in our bodies?" She shrieked, which sounded weird since she had a guy's voice.

"You make it sound dirty." I said, scrunching up my face. "It's fair since we are in their bodies."

"Are you two bitches?" Hidan asked. We nodded. His eyes seemed to sparkle. "Those lucky basterd!" He yelled. Kakuzu whacked him on the back of the head.

"You're a pervert." He stated.

"Tobi confused." Tobi said. "Why is there girl-chan's in guy-kun's bodies?"

"That is a good question." I said.

"You seem to have their personalities, un." Deidara said. "Makes it weird that there is a girl in there yeah." I rolled my eyes. Ki was still freaking out.

"What am I going to do when I have to go to the bathroom or change?" She was now in the emo corner.

"Well we are going to have to teach you how to do what they can do." Pain said.

"We know how to fight. We also know how to use weapons." I put in.

"That's good." He said, nodding. "That makes it easier."

"So when do we start?" I asked.

"Tomorrow." He said. "You have to get used to your temporary bodies." I nodded.