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Chapter 2

Gai: I have a master strategy that will quickly defeat my eternal rival and strip Kakashi of his dignity. The only person I need is…

Gai: TENTEN!

Tenten: Yes, Sensei?

Gai: Now I want an honest and strait answer. No lying to get the best of me.

Will you be my girlfriend?

Tenten: …EWW! No!

Gai: But… My super good looks… and my sparkling personality… and my youthfulness!

Tenten: Umm…

Gai: PLEASE DATE ME!

Ten ten: Eek!

SLAP!

Gai: Owwwww…

Tenten: Sorry sensei, But it's so WRONG!

Neji: I agree…you've hit a whole new level of weird, sensei.

Gai: I Must not give up! My eternal rival cannot humiliate me! I refuse to wear the Speedo!

Tenten and Neji Both fainted at the mere thought of Gai in a Speedo.

Rock Lee: Sensei! I got the books on dating you wanted! You shall not fail, for I ha- Oh no! What happened to Tenten and Neji?

Gai:…

End