DLOMG fic
Okay I already said most of what I wanted to in the last author's note but I just want to apologize that that it was delayed a day in its release. The internet in my neighborhood was down thanks to some of blokes working with the cables around the area. I know none of you would have noticed but I felt the need to apologize anyway.
Also, last time I forgot to add a link to the Team Fortress 2 wiki so you would be able to see what the weapons and uniforms looked like if you were interested, here is the URL: .com
But enough of that, and let there be fanfiction (still looking for a new catchphrase so feel free to give me ideas)
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN DAILY LIFE OF MONSTER GIRLS OR TEAM FORTRESS, ONLY MY OC'S AND THE STORY ARE MINE
The corpse and the burn victim: part 2
Zombina's P.O.V.
"The hell does she mean, mentors?!" I shout to the others in the breakroom "Last time I checked we are BADASSES! Why do we need mentors?!"
Tio stood next to the vending machine, taking out her wallet "I'm really not sure, but I'm sure it's for a good reason."
"Yes, it never hurts to improve, Zombina." Manako chimes in
"I could go without getting shot again." Dopple sighed rubbing the recently acquired scar on her shoulder before looking at me with a smirk "That's your job."
"So, all of you are fine with this?" I demand and promptly receive three nods in reply "Fine, I'll go along with it. But the second this turns out to be a waste of time…"
"I assure you Zombina, it will not be a waste of time. These individuals are professionals and each of them have more experience than all of you put together." Ms. Smith spoke as she entered the room "I have no doubt they'll be able to teach you a thing or two."
"Wait, you're here and you left to get them from the airport. Where are they?" Tio questioned taking her Oreos out of the machine
"The gentlemen will be here momentarily, they just have to get into their new uniforms and pick up their badges from Gertrude." She sits in her chair at the end of the table and notices the look of frustration still on my face "Zombina, you really should relax."
Before I could say anything Manako asked nervously "Do they know what we are?"
That was something that hadn't crossed my mind and from the looks on Tio and Doppel's faces it hadn't come to them either. I didn't really care that much if they don't like what I am, but it does hurt just a little. It was Manako I was worried about if they didn't, she was pretty sensitive after all, but before I could think further there was a knock at the door followed by a deep voice with a thick Russian sounding accent.
"Ms. Smith? We are ready, may we come in?" It spoke
"Yeah, Engineer you can all come in." she responded leaning back in her chair
The door opened and through it came nine men that from the looks of it, came from around the world. The small middle eastern boy sat across from Manako a grin on his face as he nodded to her, the short Asian man stood erect behind him without much expression, the Latino sat next to Tio giving a grin to Ms. Smith, the small black man sat at the head of the table opposite of Ms. Smith, the larger one sat stood behind the smaller white man in a lab coat across from Tio, the man with sunglasses sat across from me, the one in a balaclava sat across from Doppel, and the one in the rubber suit sat next to the older black man.
"Ladies." The masked man said
"Hi, it's totally nice to meet you!" Tio said joyfully extending her hand to the man across from her "I'm Tio."
The man shook her hand with his black rubber gloved one not visibly fazed by her size "It's lovely to meet ya to luv. I'm my team's medic and I look forward to workin' with ya. And this large fellow behind me is our heavy weapons guy, he may come off a little intimidating at first but I assure you, there are few kinder than him."
"You flatter me Doctor." The giant man spoke in a thick accent his voice was soft and low not like you would expect from somebody his size
"People call me Scout, and I gotta say I did not expect to be on a team of such lovely ladies." The middle eastern boy said, blowing a kiss at Manako, making her blush
I was about to say something before the Asian man promptly smacked him in the back of his head and barking "SHOW SOME RESPECT BOY! IF YOU DO NOT I WILL SEVERLY REPREMEND YOU BY SHOVING MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE TASTING RUBBER!"
The boy shot up and glared at the shorter man "Fuck you, Sol!" and tackled him while the rest of us watched
This went on for a few moments before Heavy walked over and separated them, picking them up by the scruff of their necks like kittens "Stop this foolishness or I will tie you to your chairs." And sat them back down and turning to us "I apologize for their behavior, they do not know how to act."
Ms. Smith stood and walked to the door "Well I'll leave you all to get acquainted, and do try not to kill each other."
When she left, we sat there in silence until I felt a little off and turned to see the thing in the rubber suit staring at me, no emotion showing through its mask "Ummm… Hi?"
It waves and continues staring "Why is it doing that?"
"Pyro is very much into the zombie genre, and is like a giddy leetle child getting to meet a real one." The old man in a hard hat replied and the masked thing nodded
I smirked at that and a something came to mind "Favorite Zombie movie?"
It mumbles something behind its mask and I raise my eyebrow before the old man translates "He says, Dawn of the dead."
I smile even wider at that "What's the idea of old zombie movies that the new ones just don't have?"
It mumbles again and the old man relays its words again "He says, 'the slow but constant threat of an enemy constantly growing in numbers that can't be defeated, only slowed.'"
"Finally, somebody else who gets it!" I exclaim happy to have somebody else around who understands the real point of the genre "I think you and I are gonna get along just fine."
"Do I hear wedding bells?" Doppel asks with a sly grin, and the others all looking at us
I blush lightly "What! I'm just happy to have somebody around with the same taste in movies." And to show I'm perfectly relaxed I put my legs up on the table, leaning back into my chair.
Sol smiled "HA! GASMASK IS FINALLY GROWING UP I SEE."
The man in sunglasses grins "It's high time Pyro found himself a girlfriend, maybe she can get him outta that damnable suit." And claps me on the
"We just have similar taste in movies!" I exclaim defensively but an idea comes to mind "But if he's up for a little necrophilia…"
That shut them up pretty fast and we were silent again until the man in s suit spoke up "So if we are going to be training you we would like to know your skills and abilities, so we can formulate a training regimen."
"Oh yes, of course." Manako said "I'm a sniper, having only one eye gives me excellent aim but gives me poor depth perception. Zombina is essentially immortal and indestructible, so long as her head isn't crushed or ruined and is an excellent fighter. Tio has monumental strength and Doppel can change her form to anything she chooses."
"Alright, some skills we're used to, some we don't. we can work with it." The old man says
"Training'll begin next Monday, though we would like each of you to swing by the Med bay and checkup with the Doc beforehand." The Latino says, getting up and heading for the door
"Yes, it's a date." Medic grins
Time-skip to the our four favorite badasses at Manako's house discussing the REDs
"I like them, they're funny. The Medic and Heavy seems really nice to." Tio says, eating a bag of lays on the recliner
"Yeah, it's great to have a movie buddy, who's as into zombie movies as I am." I say laying on the couch
"I wonder what's under that mask though?" Doppel said sitting on my legs "He didn't take it off once, how did his team even understand him?"
"They probably did it through tile and error, he seemed especially close to the Engineer." Manako offered from the other recliner
"I'm actually interested in seeing what they have planned, and I wanna see what they can do in a fight." I say trying to imagine the nine actually doing something
"Well you'll get to see one on Monday, but you won't know the other until the law is changed. Though I would like to see what they can do." Manako assured with light enthusiasm
Pyro's P.O.V.
"So, amigos how we gonna go about this?" Demo asks us with an eyebrow raised "Not all to certain on how to train liminals. Let alone this collection of 'em."
"Well boys, I have ideas for the Monoeye. She is a sharpshooter after all, but I'm gonna have to test 'er to be sure." Sniper offered
"As with I and the Doppelganger, though in her file is a bit… un-informing." Spy said and emphasized by showing us the file in question containing a grand total of one paper "Almost as though the agency knows next to nothing about her, I already like her."
Scout grinned "Don't start with that age play fetish of yours, okay? We know we accept it as you but not everybody is into that shit." The death glare he received from the ski-mask clad man propelled the rest of us into a roar of laughter, Scout had been using that ever since he learned of Spy's little secret
After we pulled ourselves back together we continued to go back and forth with ideas about how to go about training the group of oddballs, though we eventually came to a consensus. We hoped to hell the girls were half as good as Smith had told us, as we would be putting them to the test very, very soon.
Time skip to the next day
Tio's P.O.V.
I had finished all of my errands for the day and found myself with nothing to do so, I figured I might as well go and see that sweet British guy at the Med bay. I stopped at the vending machine and bought a pack of Doritos before knocking on the twin doors, followed quickly by the Doctor calling "Come in!"
I walk through the doors and glance around the room. It's a lot messier than it was a few days ago, every bed except for one was covered in files, viles of weird liquids, syringes, devices, and medical instruments. At the one stretcher that was cleared Medic sat in a grey-plaid vest that would have looked much better with a red or maybe a blue necktie, I'd have to try and get him to try a couple later.
"Tio, how are you? To what do I owe the pleasure?" the small man asks with a grin
"I got bored and I was in the area so, I figured I'd drop by to check in with you. So, what exactly was it you wanted to do?" I ask while taking a seat on the bed
"Well I wanted to ask each of you if you would be alright with me making certain… upgrades." He put that last word a little carefully, making me pause
"What kind of upgrades?" I ask, a little worried
He shrugs "Nothing much, Luv, just a couple of devices and an implant of two."
"I don't see how implants would be very helpful, and I don't think I need them." I say looking down at my chest, making the doctor blush
"No, no, no, not those kinds of implants! I was referring to the ubercharge device, a resurrection unit, and of course my personal favorite, the kritz vein. They grant special abilities when used in combination with my mediguns." He corrects very quickly, regaining his composure
"Oh, okay, I could use that actually. How are you going to…" I was in the process of asking when he stuck me in the side of the neck with a needle and everything suddenly went black with the last thing I saw being the British man's face
Medic's P.O.V.
After sedating the large ogre girl, I lay her down on the stretcher and get to work, removing her shirt and collecting my table of instruments. I select a silvery scalpel and drag it down her stomach, and peeling the skin back and suddenly remember what I'm supposed to have done to start. I move over to another table and grab the Medigun, setting it up above her, to keep her from dying during the surgery.
I then reach in and remove the heart, and grab the ubercharge unit from the tray "Let's hope this goes better than it did with the others, an ogre's heart should be able to withstand the…" the heart starts to glow a metallic red just as it is supposed to do "Ha-ha! It actually worked without me having to replace the heart!"
It would be an understatement to say that I am pleasantly surprised, never before had I actually been able to combine the machine successfully with my patients' original heart. I would have to tell the others when I saw them, though I wondered if the rest of the girl's team would be as durable as her… oh well I'll cross that bridge when I cut them open. And I put my hands to the base of her ribcage, holding it open a bit as I shove the heart back into place.
"That should do for that, now on to the resurrection unit." I say as I collect the device from the table and get to work
Four-hour time skip
Tio's P.O.V.
I open my eyes slowly adjusting to the light in the room "What happened? The last thing I remember was coming in here to see that British guy and…" suddenly I remember the needle and my chest and stomach feel a little soar
"Aww, good to see that you're awake Luv. The devices are in and from what I can tell you don't have many negative reactions to them, but who needs their both kidneys anyway?" that makes my blood go cold "But now that you're awake I would like to ask you something."
"W-what?" I was genuinely starting to be afraid of this guy, but what confused me even more was that I think he noticed
"Well there is this Swiss desert café and Heavy is not interested so, I was wondering if you would care to join me?" he asked with a smile
"Well I umm…" I was interrupted by my stomach growling "Yeah let's eat!"
He grabbed his coat and handed me my shirt... I look down and notice for the first time I noticed I was only in my skirt and bra, I do what is totally reasonable and let out a really loud shriek.
Short time skip
Medic's P.O.V.
I open the diner door for her as she ducks through, thanking me before the waiter takes us to a booth because Tio can't use a normal sized chair. After the waiter gives us our drinks and leaves us, we start to chat.
"I couldn't help but notice your excellent fashion sense and I was wondering if later on you could recommend a shop or two. You see I'm afraid I'm not all too familiar with the town." I ask
"Thanks, I just love it when people notice. And sure, you and I are going on a full-blown shopping spree. Tomorrow sound good?" her voice full of glee
"Yeah, that sounds wonderful." I reply "Though it's on me, same with the food."
"Are you sure? I could take my share of it." She asks
"I am certain, it is only right of me to pay such a kind lady's tab for accompanying me." I assure
Suddenly all of the waiters turn towards me before the manager asks "Did you say you're going to pay her tab?" I nod with a raised eyebrow, causing the man and his staff to burst into excitement "The business will survive! Here's the bill no take backs!"
More than a little confused by the servers' and manager's reaction I look at the paper and upon reading the number on the sheet I go paler than my lab coat '1776800.57 yen… how in the hell did they let her rack up that high of a tab?' I begin to scream and cry internally as I reach into my vest and get the money 'It's a good thing I converted my pounds to yen I suppose.'
As we continue to eat and chat I start to ease mentally from my prior worries, if this was how things were going to go, and I hope they do, then I could certainly get used to this.
Okay guys that's chapter two and sorry it's shorter than the last one and it's a day late but as you could guess my writing schedule has been a little wonky this week due to the holidays (family, right?), but I'm back in the normal swing of things until the December holidays. I will also be starting a second DLOMG fiction soon, I would like people to vote in the reviews for what you would prefer between a siren, a manticore, or an ant arachne. It will be the usual and very expected harem fic so everybody will have a few chapters into the story to vote. The first three I have set for 'in order' a Cheshire cat, a dragon, and a black harpy.
Also, I have had almost seventy views on the first chapter alone, a new personal record I must say so, thank you all.
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