Yeah, I decided to write more.
All because of this one review that got me thinking…
"How can I piss this person off more?"
I mean, what harm can it do? The person can't come to my house and beat the crap out of me.
So this is dedicated to this person.
Thanks for the inspiration!
All of the company owned stuff Verizon, Square Enix, at the moment Adult Swim in this story I do not own.
Axel sat on the couch located in the center of his living room, watching Pee Wee's Play House. He suddenly screamed. But not out of terror.
Oh No.
It seems that Pee Wee had said the secret word. You just have to scream when the word is said.
Then he had the most brilliant idea. Call Roxas!
Sure it was midnight. But if Roxas loved him, he wouldn't be able to sleep without him right?
So he picked up his new, high tech Verizon Chocolate phone that I want soooo badly and pressed 4 and send. The name Roxas popped on the screen and he held the phone to his ear.
On the other side, Roxas had just awoken fro his wonderful dream of frolicking through the paopu fruit leaves when the annoying sound of Waka Laka started to play. He sat up and glared at the useless technology and picked it up.
Instead of being a normal human and answering it, he chucked it across the room, leaving many little phone parts in its wake.
He laid back down to try and go back to his dream. Those paopu leaves can't not be frolicked upon if he's awake.
Looking at his phone in disbelief, Axel sighed and poked himself in the head.
"Duh! I'm stupid," he said.
Now, you would expect him to just give up and wait till tomorrow, but no, this is Axel we're talking about.
The man who Kidnapped Kairi just to find Roxas. The man who constantly said "Got it Memorized" throughout the game. The man who occupies my wallpaper on my desktop!
Ok…
Got a little off topic.
Now…
Back to whatever I was talking about.
…Oh Yeah!
"Duh! I'm stupid," he said. "Of course he would want me to come over! How could I have thought to call him when I know he's to shy and cute to answer the phone."
He walked to his wardrobe that consisted of long black robes.
What else would he wear? A frilly pink Lolita dress you would find on Metamorphose?
I think not!
Though that is funny to think about.
Hehe…
Ok!
Story.
He appeared in front of Roxas door, cause he's magic like that, and knocked.
Once, Twice, Three times.
No answer.
He thought maybe it was because he couldn't hear. So he took out a normal sized hammer and beat the door with it.
Nothing but dents in the door.
He then took a sledge hammer, cause he thought maybe Roxas had a hearing problem.
The door fell to the ground and there stood Roxas in teddy bear P.J.'s, glaring at his mad boyfriend.
Axel took it as a look of love and enclosed him in a hug.
Roxas started ticking like a little, Roxas bomb. Tick, Tick, Tick. Axel stared at his lover with worried eyes.
The ticking continued.
Tick…
Tick…
What was going to happen? Was Roxas gonna blow up into confetti? Or was something totally random gonna happen?
What?
What!
I'll tell you what happened. All of a sudden the forgotten door sat up and glared at Axel for not only knocking him of the hinges, but making dents in his lovely wooden coat.
But this was no normal door. Oh no. It was Demyx. He thought that if he pretended to be the door of Roxas, he could see all the nudity he wanted.
No good?
Well then how about…
RYUK FROM DEATH NOTE CAME AND ATE ALL THE APPLES!
No?
Not a good way to end it?
Well how about this for all you yaoi fans.
Being the little worrier Axel is…or big worrier if you want to go with that, he leaned down and kissed him. Roxas pushed him away quickly and pouted, which made him look cuter then ever, which in turn made Axel hornier then he was.
Not possible you say?
I thought so too, but the way of the Axel is a mystery to writers across the world.
I'mma end it there, cause if you read my last story, you know how it ended.
Sucks? Yeah, I thought so too. Maybe I can't be funny today…Maybe today, my funny switch is turned off.
Maybe that review got to me…
I donno. But Mochi-sama told me I should write more. Maybe I write under the pressure of something bad…
I'll try to write more tomorrow maybe…tonight I'll think up ideas to end this suck streak I came up with just this second.
Mostly I just wanted to make that person mad.
If you like my stories, maybe in the next 10 minutes I come up with a Naruto story and post it…that is if you like Naruto.
Nope, couldn't finish.
I'll have it up tomorrow.
Byez!
