Two months have passed since Hans and Anna have done anything but procreate. Unbeknownst to any of them, Elsa is being held in a semi-fortress located in the future city of Tromsø.

That one briefly established Norwegian guy known only as Haakon took approximately two months to reach the extreme northern part of Norway. The story's unexplained plothole allowed Haakon to have authority over most of the men there

Haakon entered the prison and looked towards two guards. "Explain me your duties in this imperial prison" he asked

"We act on as the suicide-watch for Queen Elsa" the guards said "Right now these two other guys took-"

"I order you to bring me to the Snow Queen immediately." Haakon interrupted

"Sure thing Mr. Haraldsen" The guards responded unenthusiastically

And so the guards escorted Haakon through the darkest levels of the dungeon until they reached the cell they were looking for. There was an unconscious blond girl on the floor, she was wearing a heavily torn light-blue dress. Her movements were limited by a series of chains cuffing her hands and feet, that was definitely Elsa.

Haakon was indifferent to Elsa's suffering and asked "Are you sure that she is the last being with ice witch?"

"We can't tell for sure, they were all supposed to be killed over twenty years ago." One of the guards said "Albeit, she must be one of the only surviving offspring, lets hope."

"How long has she been here?" Haakon further questioned

"About nine months" the second guard said "with her punishment being 6 hours a day, every day."

"Nine months!?" Haakon raged "How the fuck is she not pregnant yet?"

"Well that's an interesting question" the first guard said "That is because woman born with the powers of the Jotun are completely sterile. Unless they have sex cryokinetic males or with the person they fall in love with."

"And how on earth do you expect anyone to believe that dog-shit of an explanation?"

"Its all written in this one book that her father used to save her younger sister from dying at the age of 5, you know from the movie." the second guard said while pulling out that same book "Here, have a look"

As Haakon attempted to read the book, he could not believe what he was exactly reading.

"What the F-!?" Haakon reacted "Its all written in fucking Runic Norse! We don't speak that shit - Hell, we can't even read fucking Runic! How the fuck do you understand this?"

"We don't…" the guards said uneasily "We just look at the pictures and try to figure it out."

"You people are fucking stupid ! Anyway let me in, I have a few things to say to that cunt."

The guards allowed Haakon to enter the cell to speak to Elsa, whenever she wakes up. After about thirty insanely boring minutes, Elsa started to wake up. Upon lifting her head, she noticed Haakon.

"Elsa darling!" Haakon said "I see that you still have that French braid!"

"Haakon !?" She reacted in disbelief "What are you doing here!? Did they imprison you too? Those savages!"

"Oh no, no, nothing of that sort!" Haraldsen said calmly "I'm not imprisoned whatsoever, I'm just here to pay a little visit to my favourite felon!"

"Felon?" Elsa said in a confusing tone "Wait…you…did you set me up? Are you the reason why I'm here!?"

"Now, now Elsa" Haakon justified "I was just doing my job. Besides we couldn't let a crazy twat like you roam around Sweden, now could we?"

Elsa attempted to lunge towards him, unfortunately her chains prevented her from exerting any further mobility.

"I'll kill you, you soulless psychopath!" She shouted

"Tsk!" Haraldsen reacted "I expected woman from Sweden to be more elegant. You seem to be a particular exception."

"I'm not Swedish !" She said "I'm Norwegian!"

Haakon sighed "Listen to me very carefully you stupid cunt, just because you were born in Bergen, doesn't mean you're Norwegian!" Haakon began explaining "Your parents are from Gotland, you are able to become regnant Queen. Hell, your name is ELSA not ELSE, there's no way you can be Norwegian."

"Oh and you are!?" She reacted furiously

"Fuck no!" Haakon said "Norwegians are some of the best examples of people in the world. My behaviour is anything but Norwegian. I'm a disgrace to my own country, I am ashamed of myself, but that's just who I am."

Conveniently at that moment, there were about twelve people waiting outside the cell, looking at Haakon and Elsa.

"Oh no…" Elsa got on her knees and covered her face with her hands, she started crying.

"Are you …" Haakon tried to ask

"Yes, we're going to fuck her up real good" one of the men answered

"Wait a minute, is that even legal?" Haakon asked

"Look we're Danish." The first man said "Our orders came from a King with mental Illness. We don't give a fuck about anyone who doesn't look, believe or think like us. In other words, we don't care!"

*Apologies to Danish people EVERYWHERE !

Haakon conditionally allowed the men to engage in their work, if they there was no anal involved, only two men were to engage, and that they let him watch. Disturbingly enough, they agreed to all three conditions.

Ten of the so-called guards left the scene, except for two of them; one of them was known Freyr and the other one was named Andor. Haakon exited the cell and allowed the men to commence their work.

Andor and Freyr took off their cloths. Elsa tried to keep her cloths on, but the men forcefully ripped her cloths off until nothing was covered.

Freyr positioned himself behind Elsa's posterior, he got hold of his erect shaft and penetrated her moist vagina.

His force was so massive that Elsa screeched in pain, water dripped rapidly from her eyes. Freyr pushed himself inside Elsa as hard as he could.

Elsa was completely helpless; all she was able to do is cry while knowing that her vagina is being slowly torn apart. Blood started flowing out of her vagina as Freyr began to push more swiftly.

"Wait…why is she bleeding?" Haakon asked

"We make sure that she actually suffers everyday, so we makes sure she bleeds to optimized her punishment" Andor said

"That is fucked up…" Haakon said

"Stop it!" Elsa cried "I-I can't handle this!"

Andor used both of his hands to keep Elsa's head still and shoved his *lance* up her mouth. Elsa forcefully closed her eyes tightly, probably trying to pretend that all of this was a horrible nightmare.

Andor then grabbed Elsa's hair and put his other hand under her mandible in order to facilitate his transitional motion. He began pushing himself Elsa's mouth as roughly as he could.

Elsa attempted to get her mouth off of his genitals, but Andor slapped her face as hard as he could. There was a wide red mark imprinted on her face. Andor then forced his cock further inside her mouth.

"You will learn to love it" Andor told Elsa "You stupid bitch!"

Freyr increased his speed at penetrating Elsa, he went harder and harder until he began feeling something was about to come out.

Elsa felt a warm sensation in her genitals. Freyr began ejaculating inside her vagina. As disgusting as it felt, she was unable to break free from any of it.

Freyr continued on ramming Elsa from the back while he was ejaculating. The semen started to drip significantly from her vagina.

"I could totally masturbate to this." Haakon said "But that would just become a whole new level of fucked up."

Soon enough Andor began to feel similar sensations on the tip of his penis. He tried to enjoy every moment he could from this.

"Don't forget to swallow!" he said in advance

Andor released a significant amount of seminal fluid from his genitals. The liquid began pouring in Elsa's mouth at such a level that she was actually choking on it. She coughed out some of the fluid.

But Andor slapped her yet again, forcing her to drink every last drop. Some of the fluid could be seen streaming down the lower part of her face.

Once Andor and Freyr finished they pulled out. Elsa kept her head down and breathed heavily, she was too weak to get up.

Despite that, Andor grabbed her by the hair and got his genitals close to her face. He began to manually stimulate his genitals.

"Please…" Elsa begged "Stop…I…I can't…"

"Lady…" Freyr began in disappointment "By now you should understand that you're in absolutely no position to give any orders…"

Realizing how no one would react to her protests, Elsa had no choice but to stay still and accept whatever she was going to receive.

And so Andor fapped faster and faster while pulling on Elsa's hair to make sure he could get a clear shot.

"Open your mouth" Andor ordered "Or we'll make this a lot worse."

Reluctantly, Elsa opened her mouth and closed her eyes. Just as she did, she felt the shots of viscous fluid directly on her face. Andor continued on stimulating himself and made sure the seminal fluid covered every portion of Elsa's face.

Elsa could feel the liquid streaming all over her face. She could even feel some of the liquid inside her eyes. Andor made sure that her mouth was poured with snow, Elsa attempted to spit it out but Freyr had other plans in mind.

"Swallow it." He ordered "Or you'll be deprived of water for days"

With no viable options, she swallowed it and was almost about to throw up.

"How does it taste?" Andor asked

"Ugh!" She reacted "It was thick … and bitter"

With their job done, Andor and Freyr left the cell. Leaving only Haakon and Elsa, with Haakon standing outside the cell during the whole time.

"You know Queen Elsa, you remind me a lot about Queen Åsa." Haakon explained "Both of you were born in Norway, both of you have Swedish names , both of you were stripped from their homes and forced to have sex. Also both of you are fictional characters, so you're a lot more Norwegian in a sense than what I have thought initially, you have my congratulations!"

"I swear" Elsa began "If I ever get out of here, I'll kill you!"

"I would have taken that threat seriously" Haakon said "But, this weird-ass fanfic has been stretched far enough. Its time to bring it to an end. Goodbye!"

After Haakon left the cell. The story followed almost-exactly its path from where it left off, which is most probably from chapter two of Fifty Shades of Black Ice. After the events of that day, the fates of newly introduced characters were dictated as the following:

The guards responsible for suicide-watch fled for their lives when Norway was annexed by Sweden. Most of them were caught and hanged in public, as a warning to anyone else who dared to harm a Swedish woman.

The last surviving frost wizards (excluding Elsa or Jökul Norn as they called her) gathered together and attempted to exert their revenge upon humanity by bringing forth their extinction . However the Scandinavian kingdoms were quick to react and killed all of them. However, one of them managed to escape and, after Elsa's death, nearly finished his job before he was destroyed by one of Jötunheimr's students .

Haakon Haraldsen vanished without a trace before he kind of died at the hands of that one Icelandic guy that wasn't present during the rape session, kind of. After his death, he was sent straight to Hell, his home-village, where he was buried.

Slade Wilson wasn't able to give anymore of a fuck than he usually and decided to end this fucking excuse of a story to get on with his depressing life.

THE "THANK GOODNESS IT'S FINALLY FUCKING OVER" END