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Anyway, here's the next chapter. Enjoy!
Lethiferousity
Chapter 2 – Agent Sonny
Sonny
"Sonny! Mr Bond (James Bond? No :P) told me to tell you that he needs to see you as soon as possible. Apparently he needs to talk to you about something really important," my friend, Maya, says to me as I walk into the main office area.
"Okay," I reply, heading towards the stairs. "Ohhh, these stairs!" I say dramatically, hearing laughter from the desk workers. I begin the long walk up the stairs, to the boss's office at the top floor of the building.
You're probably wondering what's going on. Let me introduce myself – my name is Sonny Munroe. My first name isn't actually Sonny, but it's a nickname that's stuck for so long that nobody remembers what my real name is! I still remember it, though – it's Allison. I'm a secret agent, and I'm somewhat known to be a workaholic, which is why I have a feeling Mr Bond is calling me to give me another mission. He likes sending me on undercover missions to spy on and stop suspicious people who are trying to cause harm to our city, Lethiferousity, because I apparently seem too innocent to be a spy. That's a good thing when you need to be undercover most of the time. I really do love my job – it's like living a new life with every mission. Constant change. I like that.
If you want personal information, well, I just turned twenty-two, and I'm single. Not that I have time to think about dating, of course – I don't want a boyfriend anyway. I mean, it's not that I haven't been asked out – I have, by many guys, many times – but if I had a boyfriend, I'd have to tell him about my job, which would be dangerous for he and I both. I'm usually on missions outside the city, so I wouldn't get to spend much time with him either. There's no point in having a messed-up relationship like that, and I wouldn't want to lie to the guy about what I do, because I don't believe in lying for love.
Never mind all of that, because I realise I've reached the top of the stairs, so I knock at the office door.
"Come in," Mr Bond's deep voice says, in a calm tone. I open the door and step in.
"Good morning, Sir." I smile, and so does he.
"Oh, Sonny, it's you! I'm glad you're finally here. Take a seat!" he says cheerfully. Considering he's the boss of Lethiferousity's secret organisation, he really is quite a jolly person. I sit down on one of the huge leather chairs in front of his desk, still smiling curiously.
"Sir, what was it that you wanted to see me about so urgently?" I get straight to the point and ask. My five years of being a spy have made me a very curious person.
"Dear," he says – he's sort of like a fatherly figure to me, so I don't mind him saying that, "I have a very interesting mission for you."
I grin; I knew it. "What's the mission?"
"Have you heard of Chad Dylan Cooper?"
"Of course I have! He's wanted in two hundred countries - who hasn't heard of him?" He's in the news almost every other day, but lately, he's been quiet, which is pretty suspicious.
"Good. You also know that a few months ago, we'd sent one of our top agents to act as his assistant's assistant and send us inside information. Correct?" Mr Bond asks. I nod. "Very good. Well, two weeks ago, Cooper found out about this, and shot him. But before he died, he sent us a message saying that there's a plan being made to destroy our city. Unfortunately he was dead before he could tell us what the plan was, but we do know now that he's up to something," he informs me. I think I know where this is headed.
"So you want me to go and stop Cooper doing whatever it is that he's trying to do?" I ask, wondering who I'll get to kill this time. I usually get to kill somebody. Ooh, I really hope it's Cooper! I'd love to throw a villain like him out of the world. He's caused harm to so many people, and the police still haven't caught him because he's a master of disguise. And the only reason I know so much about him is that during my training, we'd been given a research project on known criminals, and I'd been given his name. He's really bad.
"No. You will not stop him, or harm him. You will not harm anybody – not until we know for sure what he's planning, that is. All I want you to do, Sonny, is go to where he's hiding, and watch him. Observe. Talk to him; find out as much information as you can. And if possible, confuse him into telling you his plan himself," Mr Bond says. Awh, no killing! No fair. But I like the confusion part - after all, I am a confusionist. It's one of the traits of a good spy/agent. We say, the better you can confuse 'em, the harder it is to lose 'em!
"Where is he, Sir?" I ask. I want to know where I'm going!
"Well, he's in Canada at the moment, but our agent had also informed us that the entire team, including Cooper, are going to be switching base to Auspicieuphoric Island very soon," he replies.
"Auspicieuphoric Island? Also known as the happiest place in the world? Heaven on earth?!" I ask, shocked. I mean, you wouldn't really expect people like Cooper and his gang to be planning an attack on Lethiferousity in a beautiful place like Auspicieuphoric Island. Well, I sure wouldn't.
"Yes, Sonny. The same." Mr Bond nods.
"Oh. When am I leaving?" I ask.
"Tomorrow. Here's all the information you'll need." He hands me a thick file, which looks like it has enough paper in it to make it explode. I take it. "I'll also be sending Agents Zee and Zay with you, just in case something goes wrong and you need backup," he adds. Oh, that's good. I was about to ask him about that. Nothing really tends to go wrong on most of my missions, but in case it does, I'll need backup. I'm one of the best agents they have, and he's told me so many times that he doesn't want to lose me so soon.
Anyway, I think my backup should be pretty okay. Agent Zee, whose real name isn't Zee, but she scares everyone enough to stop them asking, is the other best female agent in the organisation. We don't compete with each other though – we work together instead. And Agent Zay – real name Xavier, but he hates it – is by far the worst agent there is. We think something's fishy about him, but Mr Bond seems to trust him enough to keep him in the organisation, so we have no choice. Besides, I'm pretty sure his carelessness and Zee's cautiousness will balance out, and we'll be fine.
"Thank you, Sir," I say, and he simply smiles at me. When the boss stops speaking to you, you know it's time to leave the room.
That's it for now, folks! The story shall pick up, I know it will. And I'll try to update quick too. :D
Until then, however, I'd love to see what you think of this chapter. So, review!
-Sarah :)
