I don't know what to put here. So...I do not own Legend of Zelda, or Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Hm...maybe this is more of a crossover...
Zelda's P.O.V.
This was just creepy. I had no idea where I was. There was a small log on the ground. I crouched down into it. Someone in little green clothes was already there.
"Hey!" I yelled. It echoed slightly. "Hey! You! Please wait!" I called. I squeezed into the tunnel and wormed through it. It was really uncomfortable. The bark kept scratching me. That thing was small. It was like you had to be five to get through it.
I finally got out the other side. The little person was already running off. I ran after them. Someone had to know what was going on.
"Excuse me!" I yelled. The person turned to see me. I jogged up. My eye's widened. Who could blame me? Link was right in front of me. Only he was…tiny. Kid form of Link.
"W-who are you?" I stammered.
"Link. Who're you?" He asked.
"Zelda." I said. Little Link shook his head.
"No! Zelda's the princess. She's in the castle. I'm going to see her." He pointed. I tilted my head to the side. What?
"O…kay. Can I join you?" I asked. He nodded.
"Yep! C'mon Navi." He said. A small blue light flew out of his hand and floated up to me to inspect my nose. Did she have any sense of personal space?
We began walking.
"So…tell me about Zelda." I said. God, it sounded so weird. Little Link blushed a really cute pink.
"She's…really cute. And nice. And smart. I really like her." He said shyly. I nodded.
"So…you like her?" I asked. Little Link turned even pinker, but he nodded.
"I love her. But don't tell her! I'm afraid she doesn't love me back." He said. Then he looked like he would cry. Uh oh.
"Um…don't…cry." I said lamely. Little Link sniffed and then straitened up. It was as if no tears were ever there. Hey! Is he a con artist? At five?
"Can you talk to her?" He asked. I'm sorry, what?
"I-"
"Of course she will." Navi piped up. "Won't you, mystery lady?" She turned to me. Little Link looked so exited. Oh, hell no.
"I'm sorry. I really…can't…" I stammered. Little Link began to tear up again. Oh, crap.
"I-I mean, sure! I'll talk to Zelda for you." I said happily. Little Link grinned and cheered. God, what have I gotten into?
Links P.O.V.
Well, that's just perfect! Zelda's left, and she's probably the only one in this stupid building who could have told me what happened!
Ganondorf walked up. Great. I didn't need someone who pretended to be gay all the time. I know he's not, but none the less.
It was actually Zelda who convinced me he wasn't gay. But I don't need some big tough guy comforting me. Ganondorf crossed his arms.
"Where'd she go?" He asked. I blinked. He was making me tell him? I didn't know!
"I…uh…I don't know." I admitted, my shoulders slumping. Marth and Ike stood by me.
"You'll find her dude." Ike comforted me. I glared at him.
"Do not lose hope, Link." Marth said, putting a hand on my shoulder. I shook him off. Ganondorf stared at me with steely eyes. Geez, this dude can be creepy. He's like…six foot seven!
"Come with me." He growled. Then he turned and walked off. I followed meekly. When the large, hulking, glaring guy with bulging muscles told you to do something, you do it.
He led me to the library. That was actually a mild surprise. I was expecting a torture chamber.
We went to the back of the library. It was very quiet. He picked out a book and sat down. He stared hard into my eyes. Meep.
"What happened? Any details could help bring her back." He said quietly.
"I…uh…" This is getting hard. There is no way I'm telling the king of evil about this. I mean, it's bad enough that Zelda knows I have the triforce from my smash. Hell, I came to this place to get away from him.
"Let me tell you something." Ganondorf said calmly when I didn't respond. He set the book down and didn't look into my eyes at first. Then he lifted his face. Man, you don't fully know the term 'piercing eyes' until you are stared down by him.
"Zelda was the first person to not believe I was gay." He said finally. Wait, what?
"Huh." I said. Ganondorf nodded.
"Yes. Zelda never shunned me for what I wasn't. Mock me, yes. But never about that. So I would go to extreme measures to make sure she is safe." He glared at me. Goddamn he makes this hard.
Zelda's P.O.V.
I cannot believe how stupid the guards are. Really, they just let me and Little Link slip right past. Now we were in a courtyard with a small person by a window. Little Link led me up.
"Zelda, meet Zelda." He said. OK, no. There is no way that is me. Never. I absolutely to refuse to believe I used to look like that in a past life. That is the dumbest hat I have ever seen.
I mean, it doesn't show off my lovely hair! The nerve.
"Pleasure to meet you." Mini Zelda held out her hand. Um…
"Nice to meet you too." I said, taking her small hand in mine. She looked at me quizzically. Oh my god, what the hell was going on? I have been transported back in to another dimension! In a past life!
"Link, could you please give us a minute alone?" I asked kindly. He nodded and skipped off. I turned back to Mini Me.
"Do you like him?" I asked. Mini Me blushed.
"Well…I must admit that yes, I do. He has always been so kind to help me. I feel very bad for putting him through everything I did." She said sadly. I nodded.
"Um...thanks." I said finally. I turned to go. I felt so awful. So my past life liked Link? And he liked her?
Is that true for…me and Link? No way. I really had to get home. If Link sent me back here, then he's going to pay.
Did he even know that he could send me back? No. That was just stupid.
Oh, I have to get out of here.
Link's P.O.V.
Alright, let's think here. My smash sent Zelda away. I have the triforce. Therefore, if I focus, I can bring her back. Right?
Please tell me I'm right. Ganondorf's really busy studying this dilemma, so I might be able to bring her back if I try really hard. Goddesses, I really hope so.
I concentrated like hell. I thought of Zelda. Everything I knew about her. Her mocking voice, her sharp wit, her kick-ass skills. Her hot body, her hair, her beautiful lips and eyes…
Shit. Don't think that. Ganondorf might have mind control powers. Back to Zelda. Zelda…
A sharp pain hit the back of my hand. I flinched, but Ganondorf didn't seem to notice. I wonder what that meant.
Zelda's P.O.V
Something sharp poked my hand. I grabbed at it. Crap, it stung. Something felt as if it was pulling me up through my chest. Ow.
"Large Zelda…?" Little Link asked. I felt myself be tugged off the ground and into blackness. Oh, shit.
The plot thickens...
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