"Total Random Island"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Total Drama or any of its characters. Total Drama and its characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, this is a collection of snippets, drabbles and short one-shots featuring your favorite characters in Total Drama going through random situations! Each one crazier than the next. Anyway, here you go!
Chapter 2: Heather Loves Weed
Alejandro was at his apartment that she shared with his girlfriend Heather. The whole room was huge, considering it had two bedrooms (one of them was a guest room), a huge bathroom, a game room, and a built-in movie theatre for date nights. But this time, Alejandro decided to have movie night for himself.
This time, Alejandro was watching his favorite movie of all time, "300". He watched in envy as King Leonidas shouted those three words on the screen.
"THIS. IS. SPAAAAAAARTAAAA!"
Alejandro then reacted to the part where he kicked the gladiator straight into the pit.
"Ooooh, I bet that's a long way down for that chico." Alejandro smirked.
Suddenly, Heather appeared beside him carrying two suitcases in her hands. Seeing this, Alejandro turned the movie down and turned around, finally getting her attention.
"Hey Mi Amor, what's with the suitcases?" Alejandro replied.
"Alejandro," She sighed. "I'm leaving you."
From there, Alejandro's jaw dropped like a boulder in disbelief.
"But why?" Alejandro shrugged. "Look if I accidentally sneezed in your chicken enchilada, I was sorry! I had a cold that wouldn't bother me!"
"No, it's not it." Heather said, shaking her head.
"Was it that time I tried to sneak attack you with sex, only to find out I was kissing Justin instead?" Alejandro guessed, "Because just to let you know that I'm straight? Only the gossip magazines lie about that!"
"No it isn't." Heather shook her head again.
"Wait a minute," Alejandro said, thinking clearly. "Was it because I accidentally scared your pants off with my Duck Dynasty beard I wore for Halloween? Too bad it itched and smelled like a burro's farts. I really had to throw it away because Owen accidentally sat and farted on it."
"No, it's not about that, Alejandro." Heather sighed.
"Then, what's the problem, mi little angel?" He shrugged again.
After a deep breath, Heather finally blabbed it out.
"I'm leaving you because I'm in love with this bag of weed," She said, holding a dimebag of weed. "I even named him Darrell."
"Are you serious, Heather?" Alejandro shouted out, standing on his chair. "You're leaving me for a damn dimebag named Darrell? What does that hombre got that I don't?"
"Unlike you, it helps me smoke a lot better." Heather confessed.
"Oh please," Alejandro scoffed in jealousy. "When it comes to the bedroom, my smoked sausage can smoke a lot better than that shit!"
"Yeah, but when it comes to your 'smoked sausage', it loses flavor," Heather smirked. "Anyway, I'll be back for more of my stuff later. Goodbye, Alejandro."
Just like that, Heather took her suitcases and left the house without having to be stopped by his new ex-fiancee.
"Yeah, you know what, I don't even need you anyway!" Alejandro snapped. "And just to let you know, I was gonna leave you anyway too! In fact, I was gonna leave you..."
But then, Alejandro managed to pull out a huge burrito he kept in his pocket.
"...for this bean burrito!" He shouted yet again. "Yeah, he's spicy, tasty and muy caliente than you'll ever be!"
After his outburst, Alejandro stared down at his newfound love, which he was holding in his own two hands.
"Don't worry," Alejandro whispered, hugging his burrito. "No one will ever take your spicy goodness away. I love you, burrito..."
Ouch, I'm certain anyone could've bought the sex puns in this chapter. It flows very well, especially we would all know what 'smoked sausage' means in a sexual term. I know it's not a bit humorous, but the puns in this chapter would make it well enough.
Anyway, got any random ideas you want in a future chapter, just PM me and I'll see what I can do! Anyway, more randomness will be shown next! Until then, feedback's appreciated!
