Welcome to another chapter of Naruto and the Chaos Goddess. Naruto will go on his first date with. . . . Read below to find out!
Oh, I also don't own anything. Naruto and War hammer belongs to their owners.
"HAHAHA! I look amazing! Naruto will not be able to resist me," Khorne yelled as she looked at herself in her mirror. Her red hair was in a bun and she wore a long black dress. She turned to Abaddon. "How do I look," she asked. Abaddon began to panic. He looked at the ax in her right hand.
"Lady Khorne you look good. Naruto will not be able to resist you," Abaddon said with fear. Khorne looked at him and then smiled.
"Good. He will choose me! I know it! AHAHAHAHA," Khorne yelled. "Oh and Abaddon. If I lose him, I WILL TOURTUE YOU FOR EVER! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!" Khorne laughed and left the hotel room. Abaddon began to sweat. He knew who ever Naruto picked, he was going to die. If he picked Khorne, the other three goddess will kill him.
'I gotta to think of something! How can Naruto pick without hurting the others, which would lead to my death?'
/ / / / / / / / / Konoha's Finest Steak House
Naruto sat at a private table waiting for his first date. 'She scares me. At least she drove away my fan girls. . . .After killing a few,' Naruto thought as he waited. Khorne was good looking. She had a look very few had and it worked for her. Naruto turned his head when he saw the door open. Khorne turned her head and smiled. Naruto waved and Khorne walked. "Hello Khorne, you look good."
"I know! You don't look to bad," Khorne said look Naruto up and down. Naruto wore a simple black suit with a black bow tie. Naruto pulled Khorne's chair out to allow her to sit.
After both were seated, they began to talk. "So, Khorne. What are some of your hobbies," Naruto asked.
"I like to fight, kill, torture, kill, and spill blood," Khorne said smiling. "I also like weapons."
"Oh. I like ramen and training! Tell me about some of your battles."
"I would love to. Picture it: a great field with soldiers fighting. The battle was bloody and the smell of blood hanged in the air! I had my ax and I was cutting through men like butter! Friend or Foe! The sounds of death were music to my ears! Blood! BLOOD," Khorne screamed. Naruto looked around and saw people staring at them. "I LOVED IT! I WAS IN THE THICK OF CARNAGE! I COULD THE PAIN OF A THOUSAND SOULDS! AHAHAHHAHA! BLOOD! BLOOD!" Everyone in the restaurant looked at the woman. Naruto wanted to shank under the table. A waiter came up to the table.
"I must ask you to lower your voice. Others are trying to enjoy their meal," he said. Khorne roared and punched the man. She was about to kill the man when Naruto spoke.
"How about dreams," Naruto asked. Khorne stopped and sat down.
"I have a lot of dreams. I want to get married to a certain man named Naruto Uzumaki. I want to have kids . . . alot of kids. I also want to rule the galaxy. Tell me about yourself."
"I want to become Hokage. I also want to have a family." The waiter who was punched stood up.
"Ok. What can I get for you two?"
"I'll have steak ramen and a glass of wine," Naruto said smiling.
"I'll have steak," Khorne said with a crazed smile.
"How would you like it cooked?"
"Raw and bloody. With alot of blood." The waiter looked horrified. "Oh and if I don't get enough blood, I will have yours!" The waiter nodded dumbly and ran back to the kitchen. Naruto was about to speak, but some one else spoke.
"Hello Naruto. I did not know you were dating," a cool voice said. Naruto looked up and saw Neji and Tenten.
"Uh. Yeah. Khorne, these are my two friends Neji and Tenten. Neji and Tenten this Khorne, one of my girlfriends," Naruto said. Neji raised an eyebrow at 'girlfriends', but kept silent. The four talked until, the food came.
"Your ramen," the waiter said as he sat a large bowel of ramen in front of Naruto. "Your steak," he said with fear. Khorne looked at the steak and smiled. The steak sat in a bowel of blood. "Oh and your wine sir." The waiter quickly left the pair. Naruto began digging into his ramen, ignoring the world. Khorne on the other hand was smiling. She took the steak knife and began to cut the steak up. She had a crazy look on her face. Naruto turned his head and gasped. Khorne was sitting there cutting her steak in different parts.
"I'm done. Let's go," she said with a bored tone. Naruto sighed and left some money on the table. The couple walked around the village and talked about different things (cough blood cough) for a few hours. At midnight, Naruto walked Khorne back to the hotel.
Done! Leave who you want next in the review. Who will it be? YOU DECICDE!
