Team 1

"Hey, Mamushiiii…" said Momo. "Too bad we weren't on separate teams. Oh well, we all know I'm gonna get the highest score!"

"Fshuu… shut up, big-mouth," Kaidoh fshuued. "I'm not going to lose to a big loser like you."

"NANI!?" Momo challenged.

" Shut up, you stupid KIDS!" growled Jin, "Or I'll BEAT YOU FLAT!"

"Hey, isn't that what the banana guy said at the Goodwill Games?" Gakuto commented.

"Haha, Jin's got a role model…" joked Mizuki.

David snorted. "Well, he's round, he can certainly roll."

FWOMP. Bane appeared out of nowhere and kicked David in the head, before assuming Superman pose and flying off back to where he had been standing before.

WHICH just happened to be beside a table. Which just HAPPENED to have a piece of paper on it. Which JUST happened to say "Code Names".

"Hey, lookie, CODENAMES!" Kawamura said enthusiastically. "I know what mine's gonna be!" And beside his name, he wrote down "Burningsushi".

"Haha, Burningsushi? What kind of lame name is that?" Gakuto said as he scribbled down "Moon.Saloote".

"Heh, someone's sp.ed!" Momo shouted, "My turn! My turn!" He wrote in barely legible writing: "Dunk3r!"

Kaidoh hissed, as he shoved him out of the way and wrote "I like cats". But then he thought better of it, crossed it out and wrote down "Snake1".

David snorted. "The code for a name is obviously a code name."

FWOMP. Again, with the superman stuff… wait, Bane's already beside the table… TELEPORTATION!

David wrote down "snort" as Bane came over and wrote down "Fwompsuperman" beside his name.

Mizuki and Yuuta looked at each other.

"Do you have one?" Mizuki looked at Yuuta.

"Yeah…" Yuuta replied. "What's your idea?"

"You first."

"No, on the count of 3?"

"Okay."

"5, 19, 3!"

"Dude, you can't count. Here, I'll do it. 1, 2, 3!"

And at the same time, they both shouted…

"Fuji Syuusuke's Destined Rival!"

And then they stared at each other. And stared. And stared. Until Fuji Syuusuke came over, and joined in, burning everyone's eyes.

"Sorry, Yuuta," chuckled Syuusuke, as he imitated Bane and superman-ed back to his room.

Mizuki recovered from the pain first, and ran over to the paper. By that time, Jin had written his in BIG BLOCK CAPITAL letters LIKE THESE ONES I'M USING HERE, taking up a lot of room.

"MUDAKRUDE" it now read.

"Mudd-a-krudd?" Yuuta read. "What's that?"

Jin growled in his face and yet another staring contest began. This time, Ryoma came over and samurai-served Jin, and poked Yuuta in the stomach.

"Ow! What was that for?" yelled Yuuta, as he rubbed his stomach, "Can't you at least beat me up properly? Like what you did with Jin?"

Everyone looked over at the crumpled figure of Jin, lying on the floor.

"Nah," Ryoma said lazily. "You aren't worth it." And he G.I Joed back to his room. Nope, no superman this time.

Mizuki shrugged, and wrote down his codename in short form… well, as short form as he could.

"FSdstn'drvl".

Yuuta stared at the name. "NooooooooooooooooOOOOOOO!!!!" he yelled, before commencing some really high-pitched crying, which was just breathing in and whining like a girl. Of course, Syuusuke superman-ed his way back, and beat the outta Mizuki for that, and gave Yuuta a new name.

Yuuta happily skipped to the paper, humming that annoying song sung by both the Fuji bros, and wrote down:

"I 3Aniki."

Everyone gaped at Yuuta, but before Yuuta had a chance to realize what he had done, Ryuzaki came in and took the sheet over to the confirmation desk to apply them.

"…NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Yuuta began crying again.

Team 2

"Neh, Saeki," Fuji said to his childhood buddy, "Is it possible for us to shoot our own team mates and get points?"

Kirihara gulped. He could have sworn at that moment that Fuji had sent him an "if-looks-could-kill-you'd-be-dead"-look.

"I'm not quite sure…" Saeki replied.

"Actually, you can, but it lowers your team score," Inui answered.

Fuji paused to think. "Okay, then."

Kirihara sighed a sigh of relief. That meant that Fuji wasn't going to do any revenge-seeking today.

As if Fuji was a mind-reader, he opened his deep blue eyes and shot Kirihara a look and said, "Only today, my friend, only today…"

Shivers sprinted up and down the 2nd year's spine.

"Hey guys," Sengoku said, "What's this?" He said as he waved a sheet a paper.

"Lemme see!" Kamio said excitedly as he ran over and snatched the paper out of Sengoku's hand. "Hey! Lookie! CODENAMES!" He grabbed a pen lying on the table beside him, and scribbled down "theRhythm".

"What kinda name is that?" Sengoku said as grabbed another pen and wrote down "Lucky.guy".

Fuji walked over, took another pen and wrote "Tensai".

Ryou and Atsushi watched as he walked away. "Show-off," they both muttered at the same time. Ryou grabbed a pen from the table (OKAY, exactly HOW MANY pens are on that table!?) and wrote "DragoN" beside his name. Atsushi grabbed his brother's pen and wrote down "Ragingfire".

Saeki took the pen from Atsushi and wrote "SK0110".

"What's that supposed to mean?" Inui said, as he wrote down his name. You can guess what it was. It starts with an 'I', ends with an 'A' and smushed in between is "I dat".

"I couldn't think of a name, so I just used my initials and my birthday."

"Ah."

"Yes."

"Hmm, who's left? Kirihara? What's your code name?"

"Huh, what?" Kirihara said, losing his train of thought. He was still thinking of name. He thought about using his MSN name, "Kill4pleasure", but he really wanted the world of junior high tennis to know he had changed. So he went to the sheet of paper, and wrote "ka925", copying Saeki's idea.

"Now all that's left is Jiroh's name," Inui said, checking the list.

"Haiiii, where is he anyways? Why'd he have to come? It's not like he's going to play anyways!" Kamio complained.

"I have an idea for his name…" Fuji said. He walked over to Inui, took the sheet from his hand, and wrote down "zzzby3".

The rest of team 2 looked at the sheet. It took them a while to figure it out, but when they did, they all went 'OOOOH I GET IT!' simultaneously.

It's surprising, but all through that time, Jiroh was taking a nice nap on the bench outside Lazer Quest.


From the authors:

Feather: Hi! Yeah, as you have probably figured out, there's 2 of us here. Anyways, I'm just gonna say the stuff down here… unless purple wants to. At the "which just happened to" some of the words are boldened to show the emphasis on the words...Anyways, that's the first 2 chapters, still gotta put up the others… If I write them.

Some definitions:

1337-Well, you should know this one. You know, LEET. Yeah, inui knows leet speak. D

t'uber hack.site-dunno about this one, means "super awesome". So… yeah. Sorry if I didn't spell it right.

G.I Joed- Thanks to a certain friend of mine for this word! (haha, scrabble is fun.) Anyways, it just means p'owned.

Samurai served- Samurai's just the style Ryoma used, and served means p'owned as well.

Anything else, just ask.

Read and review! Sankyuu.