"Today, we are in some serious business!" Daisy punched the air after she finished tying her tennis shoe, "Today, we have to beat Peach's team!"
"Well, you've certainly picked a nice line up," Luigi muttered, fixing his basketball shorts another countless time, wishing he could've just worn his good pair of exercise overalls, "We'll obviously win with Birdo on our team."
"Hey, Birdo has shown a lot of skill in basketball, I think she deserves to be on my team. She. He. Her. It." Daisy kicked the ground nervously, "A-and Toadette's – she's – she's got good skill as well! She's quick! And – "
"Sure, sure, I know you won't admit you're poor at picking team members, and that's okay," Luigi patted her shoulder, "Just tell me that Waluigi isn't on our team." He eyeballed said man on the other side of the gym, watching as he finished adjusting his own basketball shoes.
"Oh, um… he is," Daisy rubbed the back of her head sheepishly, "I was sorta kinda starting to get desperate…"
"Y-you – you – I quit!" Luigi pushed her away, "I quit I quit I quit!"
"What? Why?! No! I need my Weegee!" Daisy clung back onto him, "Don't leave me hanging, Luigi, you're probably the only decent team member I have!"
"Well, you've got Waluigi! That's all you need!" Luigi tried to leave the gym area, but Daisy's weight made it harder to move, "I – I just remembered I need to go – go – go – go because someone needed my – services - !" He ran into something, like a pole…
"I'm sure you're services are needed here." Waluigi stood in front of Luigi, smiling at him, "Listen to Daisy, Luigi, you're probably the best one on the team, and we all know we have to beat Peach's team. She's always winning unfairly, and we need someone who can make sure that won't happen!"
"Well, you're good at getting away with cheating, you do it! Adios!" Luigi tried to go around him, but Daisy was still clinging onto him.
"Please, Weegee!?" She begged, "Please stay and play?"
"N-n-no, Daisy, I have to –"
"Hey, Daisy!" Waluigi pointed at the other side of the gym, "Peach's game plan is over there!"
"Oh!" Daisy dashed off, "Maybe I'll win if I look at it!"
Luigi reached after her, "D-Daisy, don't leave me with –"
"Weh heheheh!" Waluigi pulled him back, "While she's gone…" he forcefully grabbed the shorter's chin, "…why don't we make some good luck for ourselves?"
"N-n-n-n-n-no-no-n-n-n-n-n-no-n-n-no-n-n-n-n-no-n-n-no-n-n-no –" After a long string of stutters, Luigi was silenced with Waluigi's lips pressing against his, not a second later his tongue forcing its way through into Luigi's mouth. He tried stepping back, he tried getting away, but Waluigi's bony arms held him in place for what felt like an hour.
"I figured it out!" Daisy came running back over, Waluigi quickly breaking the kiss and pushing Luigi away to stand like nothing happened as he faced her, "I know exactly what she's telling her team to do! C'mon, we gotta set up our own plan!"
"Yes ma'am!" Waluigi happily skipped after her, "C'mon, Luigi!"
The shorter only sat down on a nearby chair to cover his face in embarrassment.
** I imagine that Daisy would be one of those girls that needs to choose someone else to pick her team. **
