Two: The Pianist
Marik: Bakura!
Bakura: What now Marik?
Marik: What is this contraption?
Bakura: It's called the piano.
Marik: Pi an o?
Bakura: Yes.
Marik: I will now learn to play the piano!
Bakura: You mean a pianist.
Marik: Yes I will be the best penis.
Bakura: (tries to contain his laughter) P-penis?
Marik: Yes I will be the most famous penis in the world.
Bakura: (Laughs loudly)
Marik: What's so funny Fluffy?
Bakura: N-nothing M-marik. (laughs)
Marik: Fine don't tell me, I will just become a penis.
Bakura: (Laughs) Do that.
Marik: You don't believe me, I will show you. (walks away)
