Two: The Pianist

Marik: Bakura!

Bakura: What now Marik?

Marik: What is this contraption?

Bakura: It's called the piano.

Marik: Pi an o?

Bakura: Yes.

Marik: I will now learn to play the piano!

Bakura: You mean a pianist.

Marik: Yes I will be the best penis.

Bakura: (tries to contain his laughter) P-penis?

Marik: Yes I will be the most famous penis in the world.

Bakura: (Laughs loudly)

Marik: What's so funny Fluffy?

Bakura: N-nothing M-marik. (laughs)

Marik: Fine don't tell me, I will just become a penis.

Bakura: (Laughs) Do that.

Marik: You don't believe me, I will show you. (walks away)