Dante: I don't like this TV show. So far I've gotten compaired to a girl, and the same girl threatend to shove my sword up my manhood, and then said i didn't have one!
Dante: I say we quit!
Vergil: Dante...this tv show is good...
Dante: You only like it because neither of them have tried to kill you...
Vergil: Your point?
Pyra: GOOD NEWS! the viewers requested yaoi
Dante: That's it I quit!
Vergil: Nope not happening
Pyra: pleeeeeeeaaaase? Your dad doesn't have to be involved
Dante: I REALLY didn't need that image...
Vergil: How dare you...sully MY father's name with those thoughts!?
Pyra: It's what the viewers want! TT
Dante: Must think happy thoughts bangs head with gun
Vergil: Well the viewers can suck me!
Pyra: They want that too...
Dante:...You're not human right? points gun at
Pyra: .. EEK!
Vergil: Grinning Well I dont know what to say now...
Dante: what about me? TT
Pyra: Censors will not allow me to say what they want to do to both of you.
Dante: O.o ok I like the TV show now.
Vergil: moves by Pyra whisper it in my ear...
Pyra:...FLAME BLAZE! HELP! VERGIL IS TRYING TO MOLEST ME AGAIN!
Dante: HA!
Vergil:looks around am not!...much
Flame and Blaze: walk in what was so important that we had to be called from the hot tub!?
Dante: droolinggets out camera what do you say we give the male viewers something
Pyra: oh boy hides behind brick wall
F&B: what the Fuck did you just say!?
Vergil: Steps between Flame and Blaze and Dante Hey...ladies...come on now...no fighting...lets three just go back to that hottub...and relax.
Flame:...sets Vergil and Dante on fire then leaves hentai!
Blaze: TT NOT VERGIL! I mean...runs
Pyra: Oo wow
Vergil: Douses the fire and glares THAT WASNT NICE!!!!!
Dante: AAAAAAAAH! IT BUUUUURNS!
Sparda: --;;; you ARE devils!
Dante: Oh yeah! uses ifrit D no more pain!
Pyra: so...yaoi?
Dante: NO!
Vergil: Especially now...
Pyra: TT you guys are mean!
Dante: we were just set on FIRE by an insane psycho bitch! SO now tell us who's mean!
Vergil: And I didnt even do anything wrong...
Dante: You did hit on both of them...
Vergil: I did not...I just tried to save your ass
Dante: So by 'relax' you didn't mean have sex with both of them in the hot tub?
Vergil: Of course not...
Dante: so you weren't the least bit turned on when two girls walked in here with towels wrapped around themselves, dripping wet, with huge knockers?
Pyra: ooh got you there
Vergil: gulps Not...one...bit...
Dante: so THESE shows polariods I just took don't turn you on one bit?
Vergil: grabs polaroid and runs
Dante: HEY! GIVE THOSE BACK! runs after
Pyra: ..;; oh boy
Sparda: not my sons...
Vergil: runs into Flames room and hides in her underwear drawer
Flame: walks out of closet...WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY UNDERWEAR!
Dante: stops at door and runs away CRAZY LADY!!!!
Vergil: comes up slowly with a pair on the top of head and holds up polaroid Look what Dante had...
Flame: 0\/0 GRRRRRRRRR!
Vergil: So...do I get rewarded?
Flame: sure WITH THIS! kicks between the legs and sends you flying to saturn
Dante: .. i'll be in witness protection...gone
sits on saturn with Ice between legs It hurts...a little less
Flame: I swear the next time I see that pervert I'll rip his balls out through his nose! goes back to hot tub
Dante: YO VERGIL! SHE'S STILL PISSED OFF!
Vergil: I need a medic...
Sparda: O.o;; this is why I married a human woman...
Flame and Blaze: have googly eyes Sparda...
Dante: T.T that's not fair...
Vergil: Watching with super devil eyes I want googly eyes towards me too...TT
Flame: sets on fire again Sparda...
Blaze: Sparda...
Sparda: sips on tea
Vergil: equips beowulf damn...
Dante: flying towards saturn I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!
Blaze: HENTAAAAIIIIIII!
Flame: .. nice
Vergil: Goes back to earth Thats it!!! I demand lovin' RIGHT NOW!!!
Flame: gets out two broad swords
Blaze: gets out a double bladed scythe
Dante: staying on saturn where it's safe
Vergil: Glares at both Put those away...
Flame: hold open your nose...
Sparda: .. your on your own son
Vergil: stands firm and growls
Flame: kicks to China
Blaze: .. you always hate the cute ones...
Dante:...is it safe?
Blaze: NO!
Vergil: Reappears behind Flame and Blaze
Both: what!?
Vergil: Thought it would be that easy?
Both:...you really like to be abused don't you?
Vergil: Im determined now...grins
Flame: Oo ew! runs
Blaze: stays put
Vergil: stares at Blaze
Blaze:
Pyra: taping demons and angels gone wild, here I come!
Vergil:
Blaze:
Vergil:
Blaze:...TAKE ME HERE VERGIL! tackles to the ground
Pyra: MY EYES! I'M BLIND!
Sparda: .. oh dear
Dante: GO VERGIL!
Five hours later
Vergil: sits up
Blaze: wow...
Vergil: stretches Water break...
Blaze:
Sparda, Dante, and Flame: walk by with ice creams...we don't wanna know
Pyra: happy place happy place rocks back and forth
Vergil: looks at everyone You...might wanna leave again...
3:...drag Pyra to doctor
Vergil: goes back to Hallway
Blaze: tackles again
Vergil: rocks her world again
Author: wow...that last bit was disturbing...Anyway I forgot my disclaimer! x.x;;; oy...anyway i own none of the Devil May Cry characters. they are pwned by Capcom!!!
