Chapter 2: Love at First Sight

Later on in the morning, I got up and did my daily routine of push-ups and the treadmill. I looked at the time on my cellphone and panicked. "Holy crap, it's almost 10:00! I better get up through!" So that's when I slapped on some clothes, sprayed some cologne and jumped in the car. I drove so fast, I almost wrecked my neighbor's mailbox. I finally made it to work, but I was only a minute late. My boss, Karla walked up to me and said, "Derek Sanchez, if you're late again, I swear, I'll fire you! Now get to work!" I mumbled under my breath, "Sheesh, what a bitch." That's when I started staring at Angel. She had black and blue hair, a nice blue tank top and some golden heels. She was the new definition of a light-skinned beauty. I walked up to her office and asked her, "Hey, what's up?" She said, "Nothing much. Just getting some work done. What's up with you?" I told her, "Well, the boss told me to give you a tour of the building since I'm the most trustworthy. So, care to take that tour?" She giggled. "Sure." So that's when Isaiah Davis and Anthony Steegal walked up and clocked their time cards. Isaiah yelled, "What up, nigga!" I nodded my head up. Treymaine said, "Bet you $500 that he ain't gon smash." Isaiah said, "You already know he ain't gon smash." As soon as I showed her the 1st building, I asked her "So, you're new here?" "Yeah, I had to quit my old job. Too many perverts", she said back. "What's your name, by the way?" "Derek… Derek Sanchez. Nice to meet you." Angel held my hand and started smiling at me. "So, what do you do for a living, Angel?" I asked her. "Well, I can sing." I yelled, "Get the fuck outta here! You can sing, too?" Angel smiled and said, "Hold up. You can sing? This, I gotta hear. I was surrounded by people at my old job that always tried to rap but they can't spit." I said, "Wanna see something cool? Check this out." I pulled out a green remote and pressed the blue button. A water slide emerged from the ground. It was at least 3 stories tall. Angel gasped. Anthony walked in with Sha'Quante, who was a smart-ass female. She thought she was the baddest bitch in the world. She had black and pink hair, which was a weave, some booty shorts which had a hole under her thighs and some K-swiss' from two years ago. Anthony grabbed her ass and said, "So, uh, when you gon let me hit?" Sha'Quante said, "As soon as you wrap it up." Anthony pulled out a Trojan Man Fire-and-Ice condom. So as him and Sha'Quante snuck into the janitor's closet, that's when me and Angel looked back. I pushed her playfully and said, "Last one to the water slide is ugly as fuck!" Angel zoomed to the top of the ladder. She did a back flip, a twister in the air and swung on the metal bars. I was staring at her like she was on steroids or some shit. I yelled, "What the fuck was that? Did you just pull off some Wonder Woman shit?!" "Well I was taking gymnastics in college and won over 50 trophies in Taijitsu." I whispered to myself, "This bitch is on some Mortal Kombat shit. Just the way I like it." So as we went down the water slide, Karla walked in and yelled, "Derek Sanchez and Angel Lavane! Get off that water slide immediately! What the fuck do you think this is? Kings Island?! I'd expect this type of shit from Derek's dumb-ass, but you Angel? Angel, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Derek, as for you, you're on kitchen duty." "What the fuck?! Dis that bullshit, Karla!" Karla grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and yelled, "What did you say?! I will man-handle you and bitch-slap you back to Japan!" Angel told Karla, "C'mon, Karla. Technically, you did tell him to give me a tour of the building. He was gonna show me the rest of the building." Karla said, "Well, then I guess I can't fire him. Two weeks of kitchen duty!" 30 minutes later, I went to perform kitchen duty. I had to put on an apron covered with puke and some type of brown powder. I yelled, "Karla! Why the hell do I gotta perform kitchen duty for doing the right thing?! See? Dis that bullshit I'm talkin' about right there! That's the reason why your last husband left you!" Angel said, "Psst! I'm here to bail you out of kitchen duty." I whispered, "How the fuck…?" "It's ok; Karla gave me the key to the lunchroom. She wanted me to get her some Cosmic brownies and some Rocky Road ice-cream." I was truly in love with Alicia; she knew how to live her life. I asked her, "Hey, Angel, wanna go on a picnic this Saturday?" She said, "Sure. Does 7:30 sound ok?" She kissed me on the cheek. Back to Anthony and Sha'Quante. Sha'Quante was kissing all over Anthony's neck. She whispered in his ear, "I want to have your baby." Anthony screamed, "Oh! Hell to the fuck naw!" Isaiah asked him, "Hey, man, what the fuck happened?" He yelled, "This bitch just asked me to get her pregnant!" Isaiah laughed at him. Anthony said, "Bra, this ain't funny! She crazy. I ain't havin' no kids by her!" After work, I took Angel to my house. (Bark) I told her, "It's ok, it's only my dog, Chico. Who's a good little Chico? You are! Yes, you are!" She said, "Aw, you have a pet? You are so sweet." I smiled real big. I said, "Well, to be honest, I found him getting abused by his previous owner. I couldn't just walk past him. So I had to grab a loose pipe and smack him upside the head. That's how I met this little bundle of fur." Angel cried and said, "Aw. You're the sweetest guy ever." I asked her, "So, you ready to step inside?" As we stepped inside my house, Angel looked around my house and saw my huge portrait of me fighting a bull by the horns. She asked me, "Damn. Is this picture for real?" I told her, "Naw, I painted this picture. I got bored last week." (Whistle) Chico ran in and jumped on Angel. She was giggling and laughing. "Stop! Quit it! It tickles! Oh my god, your dog is so adorable. You know, I'm glad I met you, Derek. I think I finally met the one." That's when we heard a knock on the door. It was Anthony, Sha'Quante, Tremayne and Sonia. Sonia had black and green hair with a half-shirt, booty shorts and some green heels. I asked, "Sonia, where the hell you been?" She said, "At Trey's house taking care of business." Angel said, "Nice to meet you, Sonia." "Hey." Anthony said, "You should come to our party this Saturday night. We bout to be turnt the fuck up!" "If you don't show up, you a bitch for life." Tremayne said. Sonia started grabbing Trey's dick. I said, "Angel and I are going out on Saturday night for a picnic and…" Anthony said, "Hey, Derek. We gotta talk to you for a sec. Me, you and Tremayne. Look bra, come to this party. Think about all the hoes that's gon be there, you can even get yo dick wet." Sonia yelled, "Trey, when we going back to your place? I wanna suck you up!" "In a minute, babe! Hold on a second!" I asked, "Damn, bra. You fuckin'?" He said, "Hell yea. You forgot me and Anthony got all the bitches. We can pull bitches without even tryin'." "True." So 2 hours later, Treymaine went back to his place with Sonia and ripped her shirt off. He grabbed her ass and started grinding on her pussy. She was moaning hard. "Ohh, Trey. I want to take your dick and slide it into my soft, wet pussy." (Squish) (Fwap) (Fwap) (Fwap) (Fwap) (Fwap) (Fwap) (Fwap) Sonia was rubbing her pussy by the clitoris. "Ohh, baby, cum inside me! Fuck me harder!" Trey was about to turtleshell all up inside until he heard a big boom outside. His dick slipped out and he nutted all on the bed. He was screaming, "Fuuuuckkk! I got that shit all over the fuckin' sheets! Ain't this a bitch?!" Sonia said, "Calm down, babe. Just wash the sheets off." So Treymaine and Sonia went outside to go check out the big boom. Back at my house, as Angel left, Bianca came back from work and said, "Whew. I had a long day at work. Who was that girl?" I told her, "That's Angel. She's the new girl at work and she wanted to see my house. Come here and gimme some sugar." Bianca and I were about to kiss like it's our last day to live.