Hide's POV
Gai followed me down the alley and past a small hidden garden to my home. Arriving a few short minutes later we stood infront of a two story, white house with lavender trimming around the windows, a lavender door, roof, and pourch. It was nice little house. It wasn't a too big but it deffeantly wasn't small. It was the just the house any woman would want to raise a family in. I looked towards Gai and saw he was appearly thinking the same thing.
"Alright, Gai. This is it."
"Wow, you've got a nice place."
"Yeah, well don't get too excited. Remeber, we have to clean the inside."
I pulled out a small custom made five prong key and went up and unlocked the door, hearing numberous clicks and turns. After the final clash of mental on mental contact, the door opened itself and revealed a solid wall of cobweb. 'This is gonna suck!' I couldn't help but groan to myself.
"Not to worry Ms. Hide-san! We'll get this cleaned up in no time!"
Gai ran past me into the web. 'Thung!' Looking through the 'Gai shaped' hole, I seen a powdered white Gai giving me a thumbs up standing in one foot deep dust.
"Hahaha! Not even dust can stop the Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha!"
"Then how 'bout a horny dust bunny?"
Gai tilted his head. "Wha-"
I seen Gai get tackled to the ground by the demonic living dust bunny. I sheild me eyes when a dust flew everywhere. After the dust cleared, I looked back and couldn't stop myself from laughing my ass off. Gai was on his back trying shake the little 3 foot monster off his leg.
Gai's POV
I came here to clean Ms. Hide-san house and impress her. Not to be violated by a mutating powder puff! 'This is so humilating!' Hide was too busy laughing at me to help get this THING off my leg.
"That's it fluffy dust monster! You need to learn that 'no' means "NO!"
It stopped for a second, looked at me, and then start humping me faster. I tried punching it, kicking it, and breaking a chair over it's head. Finally it stopped and suddenly I regretted it. It growled at me and jumped toward my face! Quickly backing up, fearing for the absolute worst. I quickly shut my eyes, awaiting the horrible fate that could only be done by a dust bunny, but nothing happened. I opened my eyes to see Ms. Hide-san holding my frightful attacker by the ears.
"As funny as it would have been to see you get a 'face-full' there's one major rule in my house. There is absolutely no sex in my home unless it's me." I knew I was blushing, for a couple reasons. One: I was horrably violated. Two: The woman I want to impress, witness me being horrably violated. Three: The thought of Ms. Hide-san naked, withering hot and sweaty popped in my mind. And Finally: That damn creature left his 'special' thank you all over my leg warmer.
I heard Ms. Hide-san chuckling and looking at my leg. "Wow, poor you. He didn't even buy you breakfast first." Never in my life did I want to die as much as I did right now. The humilation and broken pride was too much. I tried to wiped away the tears when a smaller hand wrapped around my arm and pulled me to my feet. I looked into Ms. Hide-san face, she was smiling. Not a cruel, Im-so-much-better-than-you smile but a gental and comforting smile that reashored me that everything was alright.
"Gai-san, thank you."
"For what, Hide-san?"
"For being so kind and helpful. It really means alot to me."
Hide's POV
Gai shook there, shock. I just witness the second funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Teased Gai about it, which probably wasn't a good idea because I felt guilty about having him cry, and now I'm standing hear trying to comfort him. He was still looking at me in disbelief for a moment and gave me a sweet small smile.
"You're welcome Ms. Hide-san."
"Gai-kun, just call me Hide-chan."
His smile grew insteantly. "Alright, Hide-chan."
After I threw the horny dust bunny in the dumpster out back and set him on fire, Gai and I got started cleaning the living room. He took the broom out of my cleaning closest and brushed down the ceiling and walls while I took out a snowblower and blew most of the dust out of the double glass sliding doors and into the fire. Gai and I did the same thing for every room. Then after that was done, he got the scrub bucket and a rag and scrub down the ceiling and all the walls while I vaccum the rest of the dust, well first I vuccum a picture of Kashi-kun in the floor, then Gai vuccumed little hearts and stick figures, THEN I finished vuccuming. Soon enough, everything was done except the kitchen. Gai was sweet enough to volunteer for dish dutiey as I was going to clean out my refreguator. That was a HUGE mistake! I heard movement inside. 'Its probably some rat or bugs.' I still wasn't sure if I wanted to know but against my better judgment, I opened door.
"RAWR, GIVE TO ME YOUR SOUL YOUR FILTHY HUMAN"
"HOLY FUCK!"
I slammed the door shut and pressed my back against the door, not letting 'it' out.
"Hide-chan! What's wrong?"
"THERE'S A SATANIC OCTOPUS IN MY REFREGUATOR!"
He just looked at me like I grew an arm out of my neck.
"Now, now Hide-chan. I think your over reacting." he said with a small smile.
"Oh, am I?" I cracked the door open just enough so he can hear it.
"Hail Satan! Hail Satan!" I shut the door and looked back at Gai, who had 'WTF!' written all over his face.
"Over reacting huh?"
Gai shook his head. "Let me check it out."
"Gai, NO!"
"TENTICAL RAPE NO JUTSUE!"
"OH MY GOD!"
The purple octopus lunged out and tried to wrapped itself around Gai's head. Gai luckily was more prepared for this assualt and grabbed the beast before the 'nineth tentical' got too close to Gai's face. While fighting with his oppontent he tripped and landed on his back.
"H-Hide-chan! H-Help!"
"I'm coming Gai!"
I placed a foot on Gai's chest and pulled the octopus off of Gai, threw it back into the refreguator and shut the door. The satanic octopus was pounding against door trying to get out but Gai help me press our backs against the door.
"Hide-chan, s-should I get the bleach?"
"FORGET THE BLEACH, WE NEED A FUCKING EXCERISM IN HERE!"
"Hail Satan! Hail Satan!"
We just decided to throw the entire refreguator away into the dumper and pour acid all over it and THEN set it on fire. Then after every room was sparkeling clean, we decided to prop-up our feet on the couch and foot rest. Though the house was finally clean, Gai and me shared a look and start laughing, we were really filthy.
"I think you have a beautiful home, Hide-chan."
I looked around, and he was right. The living room had a white ceiling, baby blue walls, with soft green grass carpet. The couch was white, the table was an oak wood, and the painting covering the wall next to the kitchen was a paradise of a waterfall at night, surrounded by the many types of flowers and fruits. Then, just to add to the xeal affect, a small rainbow crossed from one side of the pond to the other side. That's right, I painted everything myself because I loved the beauty of outdoors. 'How could I forget my painting?'
"Did you paint that?"
"Yes, but that was soo long ago. I forgot I did it."
"How could you forget such a yougthful expression of yourself?"
"Because, one will tend to forget who they are when they're so wrapped up in a lie for so long. And ten years is deffently a long time."
"Well, could you paint me a picture as yougthful and passionate as this?"
Gai had a lot of hope in his eyes, like a small child wait to open his present from Santa Claus. Damn it, I couldn't say no, not after all he did from me.
"Alright, I'll paint you a picture." He then jumped up. "Alright! Let us press forward with the power of yougth! To my place!"
Gai grabbed my and pulled me up. Before he could drag me out, 'Grrr.' His stomach growled. He scratch the back of his head and laugh nerviously. "I uh- guess Im hungery."
"I can tell." I started to chuckle till, 'Grrrrrrr.' "I guess Im hungery too."
"Well then, seeing that we have both worked hard, I think we should reward ourselves with some BBQ, since that's the only place so far I know you like."
BBQ twice in one night, sounds great to me. "Ok, that sounds great. But first, lets get cleaned up, shall we. You can use the guest bathroom. It's up the stairs and right across from my room if you dont remember." He nodded and pulled out another green jumpsuit. "It's a good thing I always have a spare." He gave me a thumbs up and went up stairs. I wanted to smack him for a second. But as soon as I heard the door shut, I heard the water running. I walked up the stairs and just as I was about to past by the bathroom, I noticed that the door wasn't completely shut.
'I wonder,...what does Gai look like under all that green.'
I could feel the blood rush to my face as I leaned in and peeked through the crack and saw Gai without the jacket, sandels, or headband. The only thing left was jumpsuit.
'Gai probably doesn't have much to look at anyway.'
Gai then carefully pulled out one of his arm through the neck hole, then the other. His arms were so well define and built, there wasn't an once of access body fat on his arms. He then pushed the suite slowly down his well toned chest, past the few black curly hairs that triangled down till it was a nicely trim line going down past his eight pack. He pulled it down lower past his bellybutton, following his happy trail downwards. He pushed it down lower over his hips, down past the darker curles that wrapped around the base of Gai's penis. Pushing lower, past his think sculpted thighs, knees, till it was finally on the floor. I felt the hot luquid of blood drip from my nose as I could only gasp at Gai's body. It was like he was carved out of marble. He's body was,...wow! He did have a few scars from pervious battles but it only added to overly all sexiness of gai's body.
'Wait a sec, did I just think Gai's sexy.'
I shook my head, 'Maybe Im high. That's right, dust feums can giva a ninja a buzz, right?'
I looked back at Gai, who was now doing a back bend, give me the perfect veiw one the nine inch monster hanging between his legs. Blood shot threw my nose like a garden hoes. Running in my own bathroom, I ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower, not really caring if the water wasn't hot yet. I wanted to so badly to rid myself of the pressure building between my legs but I know if Gai hears me, he'll know something is wrong. So I scrub my body, my hair, but sadly not my thoughts. After I was clean, I change into my other kimono that's idenical to my first, except the dark blue trim and the dark blue flower print on the bottom left hand side. I also pulled on my dark blue shorts for underneithe. I combed my hair and I was done. I left my room, met with Gai and we left for dinner. Most the night was pleasant. He keep asking me it there's was something wrong. Well, after seeing him completely naked, everything he does, I saw him doing naked. Exspecially bending over to pick up a penny. After that, he walked me home and wished me good night.
"Thanks Gai-kun, night."
I was about to walk in when,
"Hey Hide-san,..I -uh"
I looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "Yes?"
Gai just shook his head, "Haha! Uh, it's nothing! Good night Hide-san!"
And just like that, Gai ran off at high speed.
'The Hell was that about?'
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End Chapter 2
