Thanks for all the reviews and reads! Hope you enjoy this chapter as well!
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You open up this story again to see the mansion you remember from before. This time, however, all of the trolls and humans are now appearified much to Arianna's annoyance to explaining the same thing over and over; however, Rose seems to have helped based on her explaining to the newly appearified Tavros and Gamzee. Everyone seems to be organizing themselves to new surroundings and introducing themselves to all the other people, while Arianna checks out new dares on her purple laptop. You go join her, avoiding the horn pile, the towels, and some shitty swords along the way.
Arianna: Oh, hi! Good to see you again! You are just in time for some dares that wazup11, mu66les, and elegiacReaper put up! Speaking of which . . .
*takes out bull horn and blows it*
*everyone covers their ears, especially Nepeta and Jade due to their extra-sensitive ears*
Arianna: Sorry everybody, it's just that I didn't know how to get everyone's attention, especially all thirty-two of you!
Dave: shit i hope that making me deaf isnt part of your plot otherwise how could i make all of my rad beats without them
Arianna: Continuing on, I got three dares here for you guys to do! Here they are:
From: wazzup11
are all the trolls and kids there. If not invite them. Author give John a betty crooker cupcake with out telling him until he eats it. Dare- Eridan, Tavros, Dave, Vriska and Gamzee are locked in a closet. But only Dave has his weapon. Don't forget to put in a camera so we can read what happens. When ever Karkat swears he has to put a marshmellow in his mouth and say chubby bunny. Dave Jade feeelings Jam know. Get Jake as Drunk as Roxy then get Jake to have a feelings Jam with Jane. Finally Sollux slap Eridan across the face and call him a flithy man-whore
Arianna: *whispers* A dare that contains my otp and torturing Karkat! Man I love your dare already!
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE SAY?
Rose: Please stay quiet. This is normal course for all fanfiction truth or dares. And, she did say not to insult her more than usual.
Karkat: I DID NOT EVEN INSULT HER YET; WHAT ARE YOU TALKING- *Rose put her finger over his mouth*
Rose: Shush.
From: mu66les
oh this is cool :3 Are Tavros and Gamzee there? If not Invite them DareThen Gamzee to have sloopy make-outs with Tavros DareThen Invite the rest of the trolls. (also invite The Ancestors.) mu66les
: 3
Arianna: Yes, I am so glad I did this for my first fanfiction! Thanks mu66les!
From: elegiacReaper
this dare is for you
i dare you to invite everyone because i wanna dare one of the ancestors
Dualscar, i dare you to Hug Signless or Psiioniic
Arianna: That's a definite can-do! Yes, I love all of this already!
Jade: Were we supposed to see something?
Arianna: Nope, just that person you can't see over my shoulder!
Jade: Okay then!
Arianna: To everyone who reviewed, I already invited and/or forced every troll and kid and ancestor here. Some more than others. And, John, come here; I wanna give you something as a present from one of your fans!
John: i got a present! yes!
*gives the cupcake to john*
Arianna: Man, why does everyone have it in for John?
John: wait what? *mouth full of cupcake and then, swallow*
Arianna: Nothing. And, by the way, that cupcake was Betty Crocker.
*John having a mental breakdown while trying to throw-up cupcake*
Arianna: Sorry, that was a dare! If it makes you feel better, it wasn't an actual present for you; I just said that so you would eat it.
Jane: John, how can you hate Betty Crocker?!
Roxy: janey maybe its better that you dont say anyting now
*anythingg
*John nearing the end of his mental breakdown*
Arianna: How long does this go on for?
Dave: sometimes a while
Arianna: Now, I should have done this earlier, but whatever, I am doing it now. Karkat, whenever you swear, you have to put a marshmallow in your mouth and say chubby bunny. Here's an extra big case of marshmallows.
Karkat: WHAT ARE FUCKING MARSHMALLOWS ANYWAY AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT EXTRA BIG CASE OF MARSHMALLOWS SUPPOSED TO MEAN-
*Arianna stuffed two marshmallow in his mouth mid-rant*
Arianna: I am only gonna say this for you once, Karkat, and only because your mouth is pre-occupied at the moment. Any other time, you need to say it. Chubby bunny. Someone be on Karkat duty for a bit.
Kanaya: I Will Make Sure That He Does It It Seems That This Will Be Needed For Him Anyway
Arianna: Thanks, Kanaya; man, I think that I should make you and Rose like my official helpers or something.
Arianna: Oh and Dave; I need you for something! Go get Eridan, Tavros, Vriska, and Gamzee.
Dave: sure * gets them from the other side of the room and back*
Arianna: Now, Gamzee and Tavros, sloppy makeouts! It's a dare, so you have to!
Gamzee: sure, motherfucker *pulls Tavros towards him and makeouts commence*
Karkat: CHUBBY BUNNY! SHEESH, KANAYA, I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT IN A FUCKING SECON-
*another marshmallow adding to the four was unceremoniously shoved in his mouth
Kanaya: It Is Fine I Will Assure You He Will Not Choke To Death
Arianna: That's good. Now, Vriska, Tavros, Eridan, and Gamzee, give over your strife decks. Now.
Vriska: That's fine. I still have all my luck. All of the luuuuuuuuck.
*everyone gives over their strife decks even Tavros and Gamzee with them still in sloppy makeout mode*
Vriska: W8t, why does glasses guy get to keep his stuff!
Arianna: Because if the fan dictates it, the fan gets it. Hope someone appreciates me having to deal with Vriska over someone's dare.
Vriska: Heeeeeeeey, wh8t's th8t supposed to mean?
Arianna: Nothing, just follow me. * still in makeout mode, Tavros and Gamzee follows everyone into the closet with the hidden camera* *Arianna slams the door on them inside the small stuffy closet to the result of loud banging against the door*
Arianna: Sorry, just doing my job. Everyone gather around! *opens up camera feed from the laptop to see a squished squirming uncomfortable Dave between a groping Eridan, an angry Vriska, and Tavros and Gamzee still making out (how did they not come up for air yet?) * *dave seems to say something to everyone which makes everyone stop what they are doing to look up the camera* *dave approaches it to stab it with the sword breaking up the feed for good*
Arianna: How did I know that was gonna happen? Oh well, sorry, wazup11, I tried my best. I'll leave them in for a while as I try to fix the camera from the opposite end of the panel of the wall. I mean, I would if I had a clue about technology and all that technical stuff. Dirk, can you try?
Dirk: That would be a deep violation of the bro code, as much as I want to see how he can keep his cool and virginity in that situation.
Arianna: I understand. Oh, well; I needed Dave and Eridan for their next dare anyways. I'll go unlock the door now. *leaves and comes back with Eridan with rumpled clothes, Tavros and Gamzee finally coming up for air, Vriska with her beloved dice back in her strife specibus, and Dave only slightly less looking as ready for anything than before.*
Arianna: Jade and Dave, please go have a feelings jam now.
Dave: what? i just came back from almost being raped in there only to go back into a feelings jam
Arianna: Having a feelings jam with Jade is not as bad as what you have just been through, David.
Dave: …
Jade: let's just go. :(
Gamzee: come with me motherfuckers to the miracle of miracles, the hornpile *leads them to another room with a lot of horns inside*
Arianna: I hope that that doesn't turn out too bad. Anyhow, how much did Roxy drink today?
Dirk: I think around five bottles of wine, a half of a bottle of schnapps, and a can of beer.
Arianna: Thank you for that. Now, Jake, go drink the same amount now.
Roxy: yayy im more than happi to share
*happpy
Jake: Just wait a diddly second here. Why do I have to go get myself drunk-
Arianna: Come on, it's not going to kill you! Anyway, Jane, get that liquor into his system asap!
Jane: Why do I- *interrupted by Arianna whispers into her ear the second part of the dare*
Jane: Okay then, Jake, bottoms up! *takes a can of beer and gives it to Jake who drinks it slowly and nervously while following Jane into another room with more wine and horns than in the foyer*
Arianna: You know what to do with him after, of course. Now, leaving those two to their own devices, Sollux, slap Eridan and call him a filthy man-whore!
Sollux: with pleasure.
Eridan: wwait wwhy cant I bee thee onee to slap him- *interrupted by Sollux slapping him with a loud smack*
Sollux: Filthy man-wh0re!
Arianna: Now, we should go check on the two other feeling jams in progress now!
Dirk: Wait, there were two?
Arianna: Yeah . . . :[ . . .anyways . . .
*opens the door to Dave and Jade first since they have been in there longer*
*Dave and Jade are making out and stop once I open the door both with a bit of blush*
Arianna: So, this turned out well. You guys don't have to be in there now. *they both nodded and left the room silently*
*opening the door with drunk jake and jane having a feeling jam, they were just talking surprisingly*
Arianna: You guys can come out now, and get back to the group!
Jane: Okay!
Jake: Okie- dookie!
Arianna: Uh, Jane, make sure he doesn't like falls down the stairs or something like that!
Jane: Sure!
Arianna: Now, back to the dares everyone!
*everyone groans*
Dave: man when is this shit gonna be over? theres only so many dares we all can take
Arianna: Don't worry this is the last one! I know, this chapter has been super long so after this all of you can take a good break. UNLESS the guest here decides to put in more reviews!
Arianna: Now, Dualscar, you have the choice of hugging the Signless or the Psiioniic! *until now, all the ancestors were just huddling in their own corner of the immense foyer and living room*
Dualscar: The Psiioniic, anyoonee beefooree thee mutant blooood.
*gives an one armed hug to the Psiioniic releasing as quickly as he started*
Eridian: Man wwhy doees eeveryone pick oon the highbloods?
Arianna: Now, that wraps up this extremely long chapter! Please review and send in more truth or dares!
Karkat: WHO THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING TO-
*interrupted by a marshmallow*
Karkat: KANAYA, I AM NOT GOING TO KEEP SAYING CHUBBY BUNNY!
Kanaya: Although This Might Not Be The Most Right Time To Mention You Just Did!
Karkat: ARRGGHHHH!
Arianna: * whispers* You can stop that now, you do realize; it's the end of the chapter!
Kanaya: *giggles then whispers* I Know But This Is So Fun Besides I Told Him That He Could Stop When He Finishes The Whole Case
Arianna: *giggles* Okay Then! That should make everyone happy! So Bye, now everyone!
Please review and send in more dares and truths! Tell me if I got all the trolls' and kids' quirks right or wrong because I never knew how hard it was to write like all of them! I gotta give Hussie and all the other awesome authors out there credit for that! And keep reviewing because each one makes my day brighter! Sorry this is so long too! Bye!
