Hey guys!

I want to thank you guys so much for your support, your kind words, and a special thanks to MrJaffaJack for his follows and favorites!

But, I'm back with an idea: a short! It will be a small prequel to an official short from the guys behind Cyanide and Happiness, so I'll just say this now: I don't own certain ideas used or one main character, for they belong to the fabulous guys at Explosm (and DC) but the rest belongs to me.

Enjoy!

WARNING: Possible trigger moments due to planes.


It was a normal Tuesday in Cityopolis Park when everyone was enjoying themselves; the children were playing near the pond, the dogs were walked by their loving owners, and the birds were gathering by a gentle aging woman with a bag of bread crumbs. The Sun was out and shining and the clouds were the only other things occupying the sky, that is until a bird began to fly wildly and dangerously close to a plane that appeared out of nowhere. A young girl was the first to point out the impending situation.

"Hey mommy," she begins, pulling on her mother's sweater, "it's a bird!"

"It's a plane!" a jogging man points out as he continues to run.

"It's a bird flying into a plane!" another jogger shouts, stopping to see the spectacle unravel. The people began to watch the bird fly into the plane, not knowing that the poor albatross was nearly blind and looking for a mate. Screams and could be heard all over the park; even though the crash was miles away, the trauma couldn't have been any closer.

Meanwhile, at the site the plane crash, a man folds up his table and emerges from the plane, looking confident and happy. He saw the dead bodies surrounding him, but didn't feel anything but his adrenaline rising. Finally, he begins to crawl out completely and away from the plane, taking his time to stand up.

"Hi, Oi'm Ted Bear, and I'm gonna show you how to survive a plane crash!"


Okay, I know that this is not the best ending (and that this is incredibly short), but I tried; I sure as heck could do that much. I should probably stay away from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest now.