Paradise
A/N: Second chapter! I tried to update as soon as possible because one chapter doesn't say much. Enjoy!
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"Kakuzu! Kakuzu open the door! Open the goddamn door, damn it! Kakuzu are you listening to me?! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, KAKUZU!"
"What?" the door finally opened and a tall, dangerous-looking man appeared behind it. He gave Hidan a cold look as soon as his eyes met him.
"How are you?"
"I'm not lending you money" the treasurer replied shutting the door in Hidan's face and going back to work.
"What? That's not… Oh, go fuck a roll of notes, you fucking money whore!"
Defeated, Hidan sighed and sat down on the first chair he found. His chin resting on his hand as he watched everyone else doing the exact same thing he was doing at the moment, nothing. Tsunade had asked them to arrive two hours earlier that day. Two fucking hours earlier!
"What? Why?" he asked when she told him the news over the phone. It was four p.m and he was still in bed. It was only reasonable since he worked all night long. "Does 'everybody' include me? Ok, ok! But, do I really have to go if I don't know the bitch? Fuck! Al right, it's just that I don't really give a fuck about that prison girl so… hello?"
Tsunade hadn't given him many options therefore there he was, yawning every five seconds and dying of boredom, waiting for a stranger bitch he already hated to appear. It was her fault that he had gotten only nine hours of sleep, after all. He liked his work, of course. Every man on earth would like it, except that he didn't like it for the same reasons other men did. Hidan was quite special when it came to likes and dislikes. Some said he was insane but he couldn't care less about what others thought of him. A normal guy would like that job for the simple reason that he was able to see naked chicks every single night and got paid for that. He had to admit it was fun at first, but after a couple of months, when he started to know the girls better he just lost interest. These girls were worse than Kakuzu, the money whore, because they were money whores, mirror whores, clothes whores and just whores. They were vain and selfish and they cared about all the things that Hidan hated. In other words, all the things his religion told him to hate. What Hidan really loved about his job was that he had the chance to beat the crap out of random dudes every night for no reason. Tsunade was always repeating him not to be so aggressive but he always decided not to hear that part. And she knew they needed someone who scared the clients.
"H… hi" Hidan looked up and saw the new girl standing right in front of him, her cheeks were flushing crazily. He didn't say anything, just stared at her until she felt too intimidated and walked away. He knew they weren't going to get along so what was the point in trying, anyway?
"Tayuya!" A high pitched voice caught his attention and the silver haired man stood up to take a better look at whoever was screaming like that. Everybody was at the entrance, apparently greeting the prison girl, who had just arrived. It was funny that Tenten was so excited about her appearance when the previous day she had spent at least thirty minutes talking trash about her.
Hidan made his way through the people surrounding the girl. He wanted to know why everybody hated her so much. He wanted to know what the big deal about this girl was. And when he finally saw her he felt cheated. Actually, he had imagined her to be a tall, large, big breasted woman, but right now he was looking at a skinny, non-breasted, tiny little girl. She seemed to be upset about something, but not even her face was intimidating. She had dark pink hair and big brown eyes. In fact, she looked like a freaking cartoon, until she opened her mouth.
"Cut the crap, bitches. We all know you ain't happy to see me, you hypocrite mother fuckers!"
"Oh come on! We all missed that cute mouth of yours!"
Suigetsu had just approached Tayuya with a smile on his face. She dedicated him a wide smirk.
"My old servant! How are you, piece of liquid shit?
"Good, now that you're back"
"Cocksucker. Did your sorry ass miss my foot, or what?"
"What's with this chick?" Hidan asked Deidara when they were side by side.
"What do you mean?"
"Does she have the Tourette syndrome or something?"
"Really? You of all people are asking that?"
"Tayuya, hi!" Tsunade had just arrived and gave Tayuya an awkward hug. "I'm so glad that you're back"
"Yeah, sure"
"Do you want to meet the new members of Pardise?"
"No"
"You're so funny! Hinata, Temari, Hidan come here!"
The three of them did as they were told and made a semi circle in front of Tayuya. Her eyes immediately fixed on the blond girl. The death glare she gave her would have scared anyone but Temari just raised her eyebrows and crossed her arms in front of her chest. She wasn't scared.
"This is Hinata, she joined us yesterday. This is Temari and…"
"Oh, I've heard about you" Tayuya interrupted her.
"Really? May I know what you heard?"
"That you're a fucking bitch who fucks other girls' boyfriends"
Hinata almost fell on her back and Hidan sniggered. Things were finally getting interesting.
"Tayuya, stop it! You can solve your personal problems after work"
After Tsunade said those words, Temari turned around and left. Tayuya followed her with her gaze; she didn't need any more reasons to kick that girl's ass. If that bitch was going to where Shikamaru was, Tayuya wouldn't be able to take it.
"Slut"
"Ok, then…" continued Tsunade taking a deep breath "Then we have Hidan; he joined us shortly after you left us."
Tayuya looked at Hidan and snickered, for a couple of seconds she forgot about Shikamaru and his new girlfriend.
"Are you a stripper too?" She asked him "Do you perform on gay Sundays?"
Hidan almost freaked out. She had not said that.
"UH!? The fuck is wrong with you, bitch?"
"Who are you calling a bitch, faggot?"
"Uh… you, bitch"
"Fairy"
"Tayuya! Hidan! Enough!" Tsunade was rubbing her head with both hands. Those two were a freaking nightmare. "Look, if you don't want to suffer, you'd better start getting along."
"No fucking way! This bitch is fucking crazy!"
"Because I speak the truth, shithead? Grow up, old fuck!"
"I'm. Not. Old, ugly whore!"
"Well, you'll have to figure out a way to like each other, because from now on Hidan will be your bodyguard, Tayuya"
"What!? No way! What happened with Suigetsu?"
"He's Karin's now"
"Tsunade, you've got to be fucking kidding me!" complained Hidan.
"Hey! I'm not happy about this shit either, dickhead!"
"Oh, no! You're not happy? Fuck, I won't be able to sleep tonight!"
"We'll see how you like to be my fucking servant, old piece of shit!"
"About that…" Tsunade intervened again "Given that you have had certain issues with our clients, Tayuya, Hidan is also going to be in charge of controlling you every time you misbehave. I really can't think of anyone more suitable for this task than him, since… well, you two are kind of alike."
"What the fuck?"
"Are you fucking crazy?"
"We are nothing alike!"
They said that last sentence in unison, proving that they actually had a few similarities, after all. Tsunade just rolled her eyes and shook her head.
"I've got other things to do, so I'll let the two of you solve your problems on your own. I really expect no one will get hurt."
"I'll be your fucking babysitter, ugly bitch" Hidan teased her.
"Shut the fuck up"
"Hinata, come with me, please" Hinata nodded and followed a tired Tsunade back to the stage. The girl was very nervous for she knew she was supposed to start working that night. The previous day all she had to do was to watch the other girls and learn a few things about the management of the place. It had been pretty awful, though. After Tsunade told them Sasuke would be her bodyguard Ino didn't speak to her at all. Hinata felt guilty about it even though she didn't ask for that to happen. She would have preferred to have any other guard instead of him if that was going to cause her trouble. And Sasuke wasn't so friendly, either.
"Let me put a few things straight" he told her the night before, when the club was closing. "I'll protect you with my life, because that's my job. I'm capable of receiving a bullet in my head just to keep you from getting hurt, but that does not mean that I have feelings for you or that I will in the future. We work together and that's it. Do not get your hopes too high because a have a decent girlfriend and there's no way in hell I will cheat on her with some cheap stripper who sells her body for money, is that clear?"
"Y… yes!" Hinata was beyond scared. "I… I never thought… I know it's just your job."
"Good. I wish Ino and Karin had understood that as fast as you did."
But what was troubling Hinata the most was that Tsunade had asked her to prepare a dace, a dace that she was supposed to perform that night.
"Did you create the choreography, Hinata?" Hinata nodded, again. "Great, then show us."
"Wh… what?"
"Show us your routine; we'll be your judges."
"N… now?"
"Yes, Hinata, now. I have to see it before the costumers come."
Tsunade gave her a little push and Hinata got on the stage. In a matter of seconds everybody was sitting around it, looking at her with curiosity. The lights were so bright that they hurt her eyes and the music was very loud. She could barely see her audience, but she knew they were there and that only thought paralyzed her.
"We are waiting" she heard Tsunade's voice and the pressure she was feeling rose. Her heart was beating son hard that it seemed to be able to break its way out of her chest. Hinata looked down and felt horror.
"I… I can't" she replied, the music stopped and the lights went out.
"What do you mean you can´t?" Tsunade didn't look very happy.
Hinata opened her mouth but no words came out of it. She didn't know what to say.
"Hinata, I asked you a question."
"I… I can't do it."
Ino and Tenten giggled and said things to each other's ears.
"Ok," She sighed. "You'll be waitressing today, but tomorrow you'll dace."
"That means I get to have Sasuke back?" Ino asked, smiling happily.
"No."
Tsunade left without saying a single word. Hinata just looked at her walk away, with watery eyes. She hated to let people down but lately she felt it was all she was doing.
"Tayuya, are you gonna dance?" Tenten asked.
"Hell no! I'll be waitressing. In fact I should be in charge of the music… or I should be a guard! Yeah! I learnt a few things in jail that would come in handy now."
"I'm sure you needed those things you learnt during shower time, didn't you?" Deidara said, with a mocking tone.
"Ha! I turned those mother fuckers into my bitches, transvestite!"
"It's late, we should go get ready" Konan's soft voice made the others aware of the time. The club was about to open and all the girls were in their regular clothes.
"Hey, old fuck! I'm gonna get dressed. Come with me."
Hidan looked at Tayuya with big bright eyes, he didn't even pay attention to the fact that she had called him 'old' again and he hated to be called that. He was just too impressed due to her naughty invitation.
"Do you… do you want me to watch you get dressed?" He asked her after a couple of seconds of dirty thoughts.
"What? No, you stupid perv! You're my guard now, so you have to make sure nobody gets in while I'm changing, old fucker!"
"Oh… well, thank God! I'd hate to see you naked! I bet the human centipede is a lot sexier than you, ugly whore!"
"Like I give two shits about your opinion, old shithead."
"I don't care about what you think of me either, ugly bitch!"
Tayuya was ready to reply with a great comeback when both, Hidan and her, run into Shikamaru in their way to the dressing rooms. The girl stood still and stared at him, emotionless.
"Hello, Tayuya." Shikamaru stopped walking, too. He was the first one in breaking the ice. Tayuya didn't say anything, though; she just walked past him giving him an evil glare as her shoulder slightly touched his. Hidan, who had been passing his eyes from her to him, followed the girl.
"The hell is all that about? You have a problem with Shikamaru and Temari?"
"Mind your own business." She mumbled. "Listen, shithead…" Hidan was two heads taller than Tayuya but that didn't keep her from threatening him when they got to her dressing room. The girl cornered him, pressed her index finger against his chin, and then she told him: "If you watch me while I put on my fucking work clothes, I will fucking cut your dick off and feed it to the dogs in the street, do you get that shit, shithead?"
Hidan looked down at her and removed her hand from his face. She took that as a yes and entered the dressing room. What she didn't know was that that little threat of hers had been more like a dare to Hidan. Maybe she had said 'don't look' but he heard 'do you have the courage to look?' Therefore as soon as she started to take her clothes off and put on the new ones, Hidan looked over his shoulder and watched her the entire time. Even though she wasn't girly enough to be a conventional stripper, she sure got undressed very nicely. For a moment Hidan realized he wanted to be caught just to see if she had the courage to cut off his dick as she said she would.
I really enjoyed writting this chapter, I hope you'll like it too!
