MKR Parody, Chapter 2

MKR Parody, Chapter 2

The three friends are on a flying bird headed toward the forest of overwhelming loudness to find yoko-ona and presley-san.

Tash: I hope clef's ok.. Guys what's going on? (she's clinging to the bird)

Suzie: Wow look at that! Ohh my god! Tash you have to see this!!

Tash: STOP MOCKING ME! You kow I'm afraid of hieghts. Christine what's happening with Cleff?

Chris: Huh? oh. Ahh, there was a huge flash about a minute ago, nothing else....

Hey there Mr. Birdy! Wow, you're a great flyer! I bet you're the best flyer in all Cefiro.

Bird: Tweet (nods)

Tash: Christine, what are you doing?

Chris: Mr. Bird, could I ask you something?

Bird: Tweet.

Suzie: No. She isn't going to...

Chris: Can you do a barrel role?

Suzie: ...do that thing she wrote in the parody!!!

Bird: Tweet (nods again)

S+T: No, No wait!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Chris: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! That was fun! Now, can you do a..a......... uh-oh!

Tash: That's right, I am going to kill you when we land!!! You'd better be afraid!!

Suzie: Uh, Tash, that's not what she's talking about. LOOK!!!!!

(Acetone comes up on her flamming mule)

Acetone: Exscuse me. Have you seen any Magic Understudies around here? I'm looking for them but I'm afraid I'm lost. Could you tell me where to go?? There should be three of them, flying west on a huge bird. Have you seen anything like that around here?

Suzie: Uh..

Acetone: And one has long hair and one...

Suzie: Hey...

Acetone: ... has short hair and one has a..

Suzie: Doesn't she realize we're the magic understudies???

T+C: SUZIE! SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Suzie: wha? oh. oops.

Acetone: Oh, so I've found you at last, (I'm so smart) Ok what do I have to do now!

(checks list)

(S+C+T: sweatdrops)

Acetone: That's right, destroy them! Oh how could I have forgotten. Well then, Magic Understudies, prepare yourselves! *Candy apple HAIL*

S+T+C: Huh? (giant candy apples fall from sky) AAHHHHHHHH!!!

Suzie: MMMMMMM! Candy Apples!

C: What do we do now!!!

S: How should I know. You and Tash are the brainers!!

C: That's right! Natasha! Natasha? Suzie! Where's Natasha!!

Tash: AHHHHHH!!!

S+T: NATASHA!!

(tash is standing on the birds back, dodging apples)

S+C: Tash???

Tash (thinking): (I know I have to do this, I'm the only one who can. Heights are scary, but I'm not going to be killed by a walking Barbie Doll!)

S: Go Tash

C: Do IT!!!

Natasha: *DART of FLAME!!!*

C: Huh

S: Dart of flame????

Acetone: Hah!! do you think such weak magic can harm me? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I'll show you real Magic. Watch that cloud there!! Ready? *POPCORN EXPLOSION!!*

(The blast goes out half way to the cloud, then boomerangs back at her)

Acetone: Huh? WHAT!! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*BANG!!*

Acetone: SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!

(She falls, mule dissapears.)

S+T+C: (stunned)

C: So that's what Clef meant by magic backfiring when it is used unnecessarily.

S: Huh?

C: She was showing off back there, she didn't need to kill the cloud, she just wanted to. So the magic backfired and hit her instead.

S: Oh. Well it's a good thing it did! Right Tash! uh Tash?

(Tash is hanging her head, clenching her fists)

Tash: Watashi-wa baka-i desu.

C: Tash??

Tash: I should have killed her, but my attack didn't even hurt her. God I'm pathetic!!

C: Tash, that's not true! You were really, really brave!! Honest!!

Tash: oh yeah, how's that?

Suzie: Well you're standing up! Even though you're afraid of heights!

C: Yeah!

Tash:!!!!

I am.

I'm not afraid anymore?

(big span of Tash, standing, looking at cefiro)

Tash: wow!! I'm not afraid anymore!! YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

S: GO TASH!

C: ALRIGHT!!

(Tash looks around)

Tash: Hey, look! What a huge forest!! Is that where we're heading??

(Bird nods)

Tash: Alright!! Yoko-ona and Presley-san!! Here we come!!!

(Bird descends)

End Of Chapter 2