Day One Part Two

Maybe it was the whole world ending thing, but Elsa began to make some seriously horrible decisions. First she ate a whole box of Oreos for breakfast, and then…well actually that was pretty much it so far. It'd only been an hour since the shocking revelation, but the day was still young.

But what she was about to do? Yeah this was, by far, much worse than gorging on cookies. In fact, it was so terrible that she decided not to dwell on it even more and inevitably decide that this was insane, and stupid, and insanely stupid.

She opened the door of her sister's room, knowing full well that she had to already be awake and up to date on recently recent events. "Heeeeeey Anna." She said with her least suspicious smile possible.

The younger sister, completely oblivious to Elsa's tone, put down the laptop on her lap and bounded off her bed. She practically raced towards the blonde and grabbed her shoulders. "Oh my god Elsa the world is ending! The world is freaking ending! Oh my god!" she screamed while frantically shaking Elsa's shoulders.

"Okay calm down! Anna, calm down before I get whiplash." Elsa warned, as soon as the shaking stopped she closed her eyes to calm down the whole thing with the world suddenly spinning extremely fast. "I…yeah I know that this is the worst news…ever but, look we'll get through it okay?"

"How are you not freaking out right now?! We're all gonna die and all you can say that this is bad news?"

"Okay I said worst, not bad, there's a difference…sorta. And we've only got two weeks, why do you expect me to use that time by freaking out?" Elsa rebutted, this time she grabbed onto Anna's shoulders. This wasn't why she had come to the room for in the first place, but she decided that it was probably better to settle down Anna first before…getting to her needs.

"Well…no!" Anna pouted. "But it's just that…it's just…" Much to Elsa's dismay, her younger sister's lip started to quiver and her head sunk down. "It's not fair, sis."

Elsa's sisterly instincts kicked in and she pulled Anna in tight, "It's okay Anna, we're gonna be…well not technically but you know what I'm getting at…right?" She sighed and shook her head. "God I suck at being an older sister."

She felt the younger girl shake her head in her embrace, "No, no you don't. I'm sorry I…I just got overwhelmed. This is just all so sudden and I freaked out and-"

"Hey don't worry about it, you're allowed to freak out over stuff like this. I mean it's not all the time that we hear about the world ending. Well actually we hear about it every year or so, but this is the first time we have actual proof that it's happening. So freak out all you want, trust me it's understandable."

Like a gopher burrowing its head out from the dirt, Anna poked her head up and smiled at her older sister. "You're always so cool about stuff like this, I wish I could be like you sometimes."

Elsa chuckled, "Trust me, you don't want to be me."

"Hey so, what do you say we stop wasting our two weeks being all sad and depressing and go actually do something? It's the apocalypse, which typically means we get to do whatever we want right?"

Whatever they want.

Despite how warm and cozy she felt with Anna latching on to her like a koala, Elsa cursed the fact that they were so close because there was no way she could hide the furious, crimson red blush painting her entire face.

"Elsa, you okay? Are you sick?" Anna wriggled a hand out from underneath her and placed it on her sister's forehead. "Are you getting a fever?"

"N-no, I'm fine I, uh…that's…that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about." Elsa really wanted to just stop talking and kept telling herself this was stupid and would never work, but there still existed a tiny, nagging ray of hope that maybe it would. And as long as that ray kept shining, and with the end of the world giving her no other reason not to ask, she needed to see if this crazy, idiotic plan of hers could actually have a good result.

"Oh, did you already have something in mind? Well hey, as long as it's fun and something we can do together I'm all ears!"

"Well a-actually it's…it's something that I want to do, but I mean we can do it together technically but just…it's…um…"

"Yessssss?" Anna asked eagerly, although she would probably take back that eagerness once she found out what it is Elsa wanted.

"See, here's the thing...I'm not what you'd call very ambitious. Even with the whole world ending…thing going on, I don't really want to do a bunch of crazy stuff. Actually I have a pretty short list of stuff I want to do and…well…" It was then that Elsa realized she was still holding Anna close to her. Very, very close. Not only that, but she had officially run out of ways to keep dragging this out. Before she continued, Elsa kept telling herself over and over again that the end of the world threw basically all the rules out the window and everything was at least partially okay.

Partially.

That still didn't change the fact that what she was about to ask was all kinds of wrong.

"Okay how can I put this? Um…so there's one thing on my list that I haven't done yet. Like, ever. And it's something that everyone will do at like some point in their life. Something…adult."

"…adult?" Anna asked with a thoroughly confused expression.

"Yeah, adult. Like, you know, this thing that two…consenting adults do when they, ahem, when they're…attracted to each other." There was no way that Elsa could be more vague yet direct if she tried, this was the best she could do without actually outright saying what she wanted. She secretly begged that Anna could just get the hint.

Which she did.

"Oh my god…Elsa are you saying you want to have sex?"

Elsa looked up and let out a mental sigh of relief. "…yes I am. Well, actually that's half of it."

"Wh-what do you mean?"

"I mean…I mean that there's a reason why this was so hard for me to tell you in the first place. There's a reason that only the apocalypse could let me ask something that I'd never ask for in a million years. Anna, I'm…I was wondering if…"

"You want me to help you."

"Wh-what?"

"You want me to help you find someone to have sex with, right?"

"That's-"

"Oh my god, why didn't you just say so?! Of course I'll help you!"

"That's-"

"Oh wow okay, alright I need to start coming up with some ideas now. But once we do this, we do whatever I want to do okay?"

"That's-"

"Aww, you're too stunned to speak!" Anna hugged her petrified sister with a big grin on her face. "It's okay, I know this was embarrassing for you but I'm here for you now and we are so gonna do this!"

Anna got things half right, yes Elsa was too stunned to speak but not for the reason she thought. Because technically her little sister was only half right, yeah she wanted to use her one "Do Whatever You Want Cause the World Is Ending" card to finally not be a virgin anymore…but she didn't want it to be with some random stranger.

There was only one person in this entire doomed world that Elsa would actually want to be intimate with.

And she was looking right at her.

A/N: Now time for the author's note that's longer than the actual chapter to explain what the hell I'm doing. Alright so this is my new thing, and it's gonna be a weird thing, a really weird thing. So you know how I said that I like writing fanfiction because it's a break from me writing more serious stuff like essays on Handel? Yeah I'm taking that to the extreme here.

Literally the idea for this story came up to me on a whim, like just out of the blue. I actually thought to myself "Hmm, what if I wrote the story where the world was ending, and Elsa just wanted to get laid, and the only person she wanted to, um, lay was her sister."

I know, I have no idea either.

I'm warning you now, if you take this fanfic seriously you're gonna have a bad time. It's gonna be all kinds of dumb. And it's my first crack at the whole incest barrier thing so you'd think that I'd take this subject matter seriously, but no it's gonna be super dumb. Still though, I hope you enjoy reading it because I'm gonna enjoy the shit out of writing it. Have a nice day!