Beacon Rules
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
26. Don't touch Yang's hair
A. The girl lights herself on fire she will light you on fire too
Jaune got revenge on Cardin, he pretended to cut Yang's hair when she wasn't looking then tossed Cardin the scissors and walked off
27. Do not EVER claim your weapon is better than Ruby's where she can hear you
A. Cardin's pride has yet to recover
Cardin tried claiming his weapon was better…Ruby gave his weapon the dressing down of the century, he has yet to regain his pride.
28. Attempting to steal Blake's copy of Ninja's of Love will result in her beating you up.
Unfortunately Ruby and Dr. Oobleck were walking by and heard the commotion, rather than saving the poor man they joined in, Ruby just because she heard Blake got stolen from, Oobleck because team RWBY are his favorite team to ever attend beacon (whether this is because Ruby is the only one able to keep up with him has not been confirmed). Thank you nahte123456 for that one
29. Will Cinder Fall and her teammates stop whatever they're plotting?
A. There's enough insanity going on around here thank you
Cinder wasn't as good as hiding her plans as she thought, she didn't mind though at the rate Beacon was going it would destroy itself and take everything else down with it.
30. I don't know who had the bright idea of switching the coffee in the teachers lounge from decaf to expresso but they are in so much trouble when Goodwitch catches them
A. If you thought Oobleck was bad normally…you had seen nothing yet
B. Coco why were you in the teachers lounge?
Coco had been running an errand for Professor Port to put something in the teachers lounge and helped herself to the coffee while she was at it…it took her two seconds to figure out what happened…another two minutes to find Goodwitch and warn her
31. Please note that Ruby is the youngest student at Beacon…most of the school is wrapped around her finger…don't attack her around us
A. Especially around the teachers
B. And the older years
Team CRDL was slowly finding out that Ruby was the 'baby' of the school…and quite a lot of people were protective of the baby
32. When in a bar, never come between Yang and her Strawberry Sunrise. Sincerely, people don't, it has a reason Junior only now made a reappearance (we still hope to find Tifa, someday)
One of the fourth years tried getting in between Yang and her drink…they're still therapy
33. If you hear someone complain about the amounts of funds which are allocated to a certain clothing-store, don't argue. Nod, smile and refer to Coco.
A. The same goes for coffee-stores. (Ozpin is surprisingly active and Oobleck even more so then usual in their shared quest for the brew)
Trying to take clothing stores from Coco and Coffee from Ozpin and Oobleck is liable to result in braining by handbag, a caning, or a hyperspeed lecture that you need to repeat verbally back…not necessarily in that order.
34. The launch pads at the edge of the cliffs are property of Beacon, removing them for personal use is theft and the school is in no way responsible for accidents if one does.
A. They are not to be used to replace stairs for those on the higher floors.
B. Pplacing them underneath a chair is no joke, it is dangerous.
C. Sigh, so is under a mattress.
Nora got a weeks worth of detention for each one of those…it would have been more but she used it on Team CRDL…and no one had forgotten how they kept angering and attacking Ruby.
35. Names and looks can be deceptive, whilst Weiss Schnee might resemble a kuudere, she is most definitely a Tsundere.
Most of the time she acts like she detests Ruby…and yet she will drop kick someone in heels for the girl. Definitely a Tsundere.
36. The survival of the Cutest-theory is still being researched, but yes, it makes sense.
A. Yes, Ruby and Velvet might be the pinnacle of evolution in that regard.
B. And no, for science is no reason to unleash the two at a bunch of grim in an arena.
C. Neither is it for sending them and their team in the wild and record who shows off the most in attempt to impress the two.
The teachers weren't very pleased with why Team CRDL had tricked the two teams into that mission…but it is to be noted that Coco and Blake won hands down with their performances against the Grimm. Ruby and Velvet didn't even have to raise their weapons, their teams did the work for them in an attempt to show off. (Thank you FirstoftheAbyss for the last five rules!)
37. This is more of a warning than anything…When Team RWBY is faced with a problem…their default solution is to throw Yang at it
A. It seems Team JNPR has copied this method only using Nora in Yang's place.
Many couldn't tell what was worse, the fact that they actually used this method…or the fact that this method actually works.
38. Do NOT toss Ruby at the enemy when she's tired, even if it makes them stop until she's fully awake
A. Honestly the girl is dangerous when wide awake, do you WANT to see how dangerous she is when tired and not allowed to sleep?
Yang was in detention for a month for doing this to a Team from Atlas during a practice match. The team is expected to make a full recovery in a month…the sad thing is that now no criminal tries to fight Ruby when she's obviously tired. She's THAT scary
39. Will Cinder Fall please stop trying to kidnap Ruby Rose
A. It's getting to the point where Goodwitch or another professor has to stay with Ruby at all times to deter her
Cinder didn't know how cute Ruby really was until she met the girl in person…she lasted two minutes before running off with the girl…and she has been trying to get Ruby to herself ever since.
40. No 'borrowing' Team Leaders, it's just glorified kidnapping and we know it
A. No being cute is not a good reason
B. Neither is being cuddly
Cinder claimed she was borrowing Ruby because she was cute and cuddly…we all know she was just kidnaping the girl for those reasons.
41. Whoever put Ms. Rose in that Panda Costume is expected to pay for the damages and medical bills, none of the girls could stop squealing and glomping her, and none of the guys except Ren and Jaune could help but ask her out
A. Yang is very understanding on her sister being cute but she will kick your ass if you try to date her.
B. This also is the reason for the next few rules.
No one claimed responsibility for that, but most suspected it was Emerald from Haven, the girl had been hugging Ruby the whole day after all
42. Do NOT flirt with or ask Ruby Rose out on a date when Yang is near, she will hospitalize you
A. Don't try to force yourself on Ruby either, otherwise you'll have more to worry about than just Yang
B. Also don't flirt with or ask her out around Weiss and Blake, they will kick your ass then tell Yang
Turns out that the three seventeen year olds were all protective of their adorable little leader.
43. Just because she's cute does not mean you can dress her up
A. Coco we mean you
B. Emerald and Cinder you too
Coco dragged Ruby to a store in the name of dressing her up…Ruby was merely a living dress up doll both before and after Emerald and Cinder showed up.
44. Anyone who tries to force themselves on another student and is hospitalized as a result will cover their own health bill and possibly be expelled.
A. Anyone who tries to force themselves on Ruby...good fucking luck surviving. We will begin digging your grave out back
Let's just say that even though she was sweet and innocent, after learning that they were trying to hurt her badly from various people…Ruby herself will kick your butt before the others get to you. And she HAS been instructed to tell the nearest teacher and team when it has happened and where to find you.
45. Do not mention any variation of the word Sex and Ruby in the same sentence, you will be maimed by at least one of very many people who like her.
A. If Yang catches you saying it then we will not save you, we like living
B. Same for if Goodwitch, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora, or Blake hear you...and that's not all of them
C. Seriously Velvet has enhanced hearing, she will hear you say it, and she adores Ruby so she will happily kick your ass and then sick the others on you after she is done
Some idiots never learn apparently.
46. Please note that Ruby has never been to a sex ed class and does not understand when someone is flirting with her
A. No that does not mean you can tell her about it, Goodwitch and Yang will kill you
B. We did warn you CRDL, you're just lucky that the other teachers were able to pull them off of you in time
Cardin and his gang tried flirting with Ruby but there was a miscommunication there when they were explaining to her what flirting was and it set off the two blond women who had been nearby.
47. Coco Adel is no longer allowed to tutor Ruby Rose, we don't need Ruby with a machine gun added to her scythe
A. Dear Oum we were too late
B. If you piss off Ruby then pray your Aura is strong enough to save your ass, Coco helped her add some adjustments to Crescent Rose
The Grimm no longer stood even a sliver of a chance when Ruby was around
48. She is sweet, innocent, and yes a bit childish...but pissing off Ruby Rose is a HORRIBLE idea that girl will skin you alive if she thinks you deserve it, and she'll do it with a smile on her face
A. We are not going to pay your hospital Bills
B. and neither will she, if she's that pissed at you she has a good reason
C...Don't say you weren't warned
A newbe villain tried threatening Ruby's family and made the mistake of making several insulting remarks about her mother in front of her…the end result was that she broke the man's mind and got away with just a smile and repeating what he had said about her mother
49. Do NOT complain about your parents around Team RWBY or JNPR…they will give you the chewing out of the century
Lark made the mistake of complaining about his mother around the eight teens…in his defense he didn't know that Ruby's mom was dead, Yang's ran off, no one knew about Blake, Pyrrha, and Jaune's parents, Weiss's dad was an ass and no one knew about her mom or about the fact that both Nora and Ren were orphans. That ignorance didn't save him though
50. Ozpin does NOT 'ship' the students.
A. Seriously, he doesn't.
B... Okay, maybe he has a chart, but that's so I- HE! He can keep track of relationships in Beacon.
Ruby found his chart by accident one day and wondered why it seemed like there was a line attaching her to pretty much everyone, even the foreign students, General Ironwood, and the Beacon Teachers…he was seen in the hospital half an hour later when Ruby questioned Goodwitch about it.
