Author Notes:

Like I said..I'm going to crossover anything...from songs to novels, from fanfiction and fancomic to doujin (if it's good).

I put Chapter 2 by popular demand (well actually by one review lol)

For some reason I posted this first before my other project. =/


Chapter 2:

Meet The InterD Brigade


It was midnight in this dimension, various shops are seen over the park where the SOS Brigade met during the Endless Eight.

"Where are we?" Asuza asked Konata.

"Well...techincally we're at the Haruhi Suzumiya Dimension. It technically means that we're inside the novel's world." Konata explained.

"So this is another world?" Yui said. "Are sweets the same in this world as ours?"

"Well...uhh..." Konata said. "Yeah...why'd you ask?"

"Yui-sempai...now's not the time to think about sweets..." Asuza sweat-dropped.

"Anyway, Lead the way, Konata." Mio showed a little maturity and a little excitement.

The gang was led to the school in the Haruhi world where a man named Kyon, who wearing casual clothing, was waiting.

"Hey, Kyon." Konata waved towards him.

"So, Konata, you already got a boyfriend eh?" Ritsu tried teasing Konata.

"Nah, she's Haruhi's boyfriend." Konata whispered.

"I heard that." Kyon shouted to them.

"So anyway...these are our new recruits. Girls, meet Kyon. Well, Haruhi's the leader of the InterD Brigade, but actually Kyon is really the leader." Konata explained. "Well...Haruhi is the leader, but she doesn't really know it, and Kyon is considered as Haruhi's ambassador...if you know what I mean."

What was that about? I don't want to ask anymore. - Mio.

"Well...Konata, stop your yapping and get the girls to the HQ." Kyon said.

Konata led the HTT through various classes, went up some stairs, and went a bit to the right to reveal a club room door. At the top it said: "SOS Brigade."

"What a school! It's kinda nice." Yui commented.

"Thanks anyway..." Kyon said. "So, Konata, do your thing. Enough with the tour of my school."

"Sigh, alright. Oh by the way..."

Konata opened the door to reveal the clubroom used by Haruhi and the SOS Brigade.

"Now you see it..."

Konata closed the door.

"Now you don't."

Konata stepped to the door and chanted a data jurisdiction spell (Thanks Nagato), sending a breeze from the door throughout the corridors. Everyone felt the breeze almost piercing through their bodies, as if the breeze is passing through them. After chanting the spell, Konata opened the door again.

"Welcome to the InterD Brigade." Konata smiled as the door opened to reveal an entirely different room than before. "Actually you can do that in any other door-"

"Wait...so that means...? We could have just left by using the door in the Light Music Club?" Asuza asked. "You could have made the trip easy."

"Well...I just showed you how to travel through dimensions...first is by the DS. Second is by using the door." Konata said. "Acutally the DS Method can be quite easy...as especially you're not really like me."

"Actually Konata travelled here 'cus I don't have a DSi." Kyon said. "Don't make the wrong impression of her, she's just...herself."

"I'm still clueless on how a DS can make you travel through dimensions..." Mio admitted. "But I don't wanna know...just let's go in anyway."

"Wow, Mio, you're braver than usual. Where'd you got that from?" Yui asked.

"Uh...It's...just...that..." Mio's face started reddening for a while.

"I think we can all agree that we're excited to be recruited to the Brigade huh?" Asuza asked everyone.

"I think so..." Yui said, who's a bit unsure of herself.

"I mean...the thought of other worlds seemed exciting." Ritsu agreed.

"Let's GO!" Yui shouted. "To the exotic other worlds' sweets!"

"AY~~E?" the other 4 cheered on.

"Let's just go, girls!" Konata smiled as they entered the InterD HQ.


The InterD HQ seemed like a dark blue gym-size room with lots of high-end computers, much like supercomputers in fact, in sight. Some 10 or 15 people are seen chatting with each other, who were apparently on break.

"So feel free to meet everyone." Konata said.

"Wait...is that...?" Asuza spotted what she thought was the green-haired diva, who was talking over a holographic monitor.

"She is...She's Hatsune Miku. Quite a veteran." Konata grinned. "She discovered this dimension, a weird dimension actually. This is technically inside her trash bin."

"WHAAATT?" the gang's eyes turned a little big for a moment.

"Well...have you heard her song about her disappearance yet?" Konata asked.

"You mean Hatsune Miku no Shoushitsu?" Asuza asked as if she knows.

"Oh, Azu-nyan! I didn't know you listen to such songs." Yui said in a sort-of complimentary tone.

"I listened to some of them when I have the time." Asuza admitted.

"I still don't get the relationship between the song and this HQ." Mio said.

"Well, when Hatsune Miku got deleted, she was actually sent to this dimension. We recruited her after recovering from that virus she had." Kyon said. "That's how we got the idea to scan Miku's body for dimensions, and we found that trash bin. Miku calls it the 0 Dimension."'

"So...you're saying...that this HQ is a Trash Bin. Great." Ritsu said in a sarcastic tone.

"Let's move on shall we?" Konata ignored Ritsu and pointed the newly recruited girls to a large monitor, and as it activated, a boy with a pretty large head and swirly hairstyle was seen in the monitor. "This is Jimmy Newtron, the brains behind this brigade's technology. Let's just say he's the smartest kid in the whole dimensional universe, so to speak."

"GASP! He's that smart?" Ritsu couldn't believe it.

"Hey Jimmy!" Konata said in English, ignoring Ritsu's comment.

"Oh so these are your recruits eh? Quite nifty of you, Konata." Jimmy Newtron smiled.

"Hey, Yui. Try speaking to Jimmy over here...in English." Konata said to Yui in Japanese.

"Uh...ok, Kona-chan..." Yui smiled back as she starts to talk to Jimmy Newtron. "But then again...I'm not really good at English."

"So, Mr. Jimmy Newtron, I heard you're the smartest kid in this brigade." Yui was shocked as she learns that she could speak English perfectly. "Can I ask how they recruited you?"

"WHAT THE?" Ritsu couldn't believe it all the more. "Yui? Is that really you?"

"It's pretty normal." Konata clarified. "One of the side-effects of dimensional travelling is that [English] you can understand and speak every and any language known to the known dimensional universe. [Indian] As you see right now, I'm actually speaking in Korean now. [Korean] I can even speak in Morse Code. [Morse Code]"

"Now that's pretty dumb. Who'd want to speak in Morse Code?" Asuza said as she starts to understand the concept of this so-called side-effect. Well a little bit...

"So...this side-effect is permanent?" Mio said, trying to speak in Filipino.

"Yep...It's pretty useful." Konata spoke in Russian. "Just that...don't make yourself too obvious that you can speak every language at your dimension please."

Meanwhile, Yui was still talking to Jimmy Newtron.

"So, Yui...I heard you're a pretty fast learner." Jimmy Newtron said.

"I don't know about that sir, it's just that if I focus on it, I can do it..." Yui sheepishly said.

"Well, well, good luck in your missions, Yui." Jimmy Newtron said.

"Jimmy! Dinner's ready!" the high-pitched voice of Jimmy's mom called out to him, hearing her voice over in HQ.

"I guess Mom's calling out for me. See you sometime." Jimmy Newtron closed his monitor, signaling the end of the call.

"O-Oh! I think we overstayed here for too long!" Mugi noted.

"Aww...Can't we stay here for a bit longer?" Ritsu's voice echoed throughout HQ.

"Actually you can. You see...In this dimension, 1 hr here is 1 second in your dimension...or any Class R dimension. And so is your aging metabolism."

"Class R?" Mio asked.

"Did I mention? Each dimension is separated in classes. Naturally "normal" dimensions – no magic are called Class R dimensions. Class S means semi-realistic dimensions. Class E means extraordinary dimensions. And Class X is a special term for this one."

"So what's special about Class X?"

"Class X is an empty dimension existing somehow. You might understand it better if you know what this brigade does. We make sure each dimension is inter-connected by its medium."

"What?" Asuza said. "I don't get it."

"Well...for example...Romeo and Juliet." Konata put out her hand to reveal a manuscript of Romeo and Juliet. "In the story, the messenger the Friar sent did not reach Romeo. But, if in the dimension associated with it, the messenger did reach Romeo somehow, it will break the links with the medium and the dimension, causing it either do two things...fix the medium or the event. Since the dimension itself cannot do so due to man's free will, it'll collapse. When a dimension collapses..."

"What happens?" Ritsu gulped.

"Everyone in it...dies." Konata said it too bluntly.

"D-D-D-D-Dies?" Mio trembled in fear, almost fainting right in-front of everyone.

"I love doing that to Mio!" Konata grinned for a while, but continues on her serious tone. "But well, when a dimension collapses, everyone in it will disappear from existence and a large time-space wave will engulf all of the dimensional universe, causing chaos all over each dimension, eventually causing chain collapses until everyone is obliterated."

"Wait...wait...chaos?" Ritsu asked.

"When a dimension collapses, a dimension actually gathers energy from itself in a time-space wave to get rid of the medium associated with it. But for example a story like Romeo and Juliet had already influenced other works. So...that time-space wave cannot fix that, causing more inconsistencies." Kyon explained.

"B-But...what about Romeo and Juliet? Don't they deserve a happy ending?" Yui asked.

"Well...as they say...One must sacrifice the other to save the world." a shadow appeared in front of the gang.

"Hey, Shun." Konata greeted the ninja bakugan battle brawler.

"So...new recruits huh?" Ren showed the girls his sneaky ninja-style look.

"Are all your members weird?" Asuza asked.

"Well, aren't you weird yourself, Azunyan!" Konata said as she copies Yui. "Azunyan!"

"Ugh...Konata!" Asuza felt obliged to step away from her.

"I always wanted to do that! Let's move on...shall we." Konata sweat-dropped for a while, moving on an area with a holographic title that said Equipment Area.

"As new recruits, you have this." Konata grabbed two floating chips from the equipment area and handed it to Ritsu. "That's the DS Chip for the Dimensional Program, and this one's a special Inter-dimensional SIM card. For contacts."

"So...we'll see each other tomorrow?" Asuza asked.

"No..My mission is done. So, by the time you go back, no records of me ever coming there will exist. Don't ask how. Don't ask why. Still, even if officially you're still 5 members, think of me as a 6th HTT member, will you?" Konata asked. "And oh...Asuza...you're club is fine as it is."

"Uhh...well...Konata?" Mio wanted to ask Konata something. "Would we still have to buy a DSi?"

"Well, I could lend you mine." Konata held out her hand and a DSi appeared out of nowhere.

"Oh thanks." Mio said, giving to Ritsu the DSi "But...how do you do that? I mean...in our world, it's impossible to create something from nothing. But since your those people who can uhh... create reality...I don't know anyway."

"It's something like data along the lines..." Konata said. "Data jurisdiction or something..."

"So...how do we go back to our own world?" Yui asked.

"Good point there, Yui." Ritsu sweat-dropped as she opens the DSi.

"Try doing this..." Konata opened the DS as Ritsu is holding it. "Look...there's a fourth option 'Go Home' see it? There's also a 'Go to HQ' button as the 5th option. The chip actually recognizes the person holding it."

"Wow." Ritsu said in amazement. "That Jimmy Newtron sure is a genius."

"No kidding..." Asuza agreed.

"So...see you at HQ tomorrow...or in this time...24 seconds." Konata smiled.

"Actually it's 24 x 60 x 60 = 86, 400 hours...around 9 years and 10 months in this dimension." Kyon said.

"Nine years! We can stay here for nine years and only 1 day will pass in our world?" Mio asked.

"Yep...and even after staying here for nine years, you'll still just look like 1 day older."

Holding each other, as as they entered the Go Home button, it teleported them back to the Music Room. That day was spectacular, not to mention exciting. Mio, in spite of all the verbal harassment she received from Konata, is curious to explore those worlds that she read about in novels.

"So I guess we didn't technically recruit any members anyway." Mio concluded. "But at least we get to explore new worlds eh?"

"Yea...I still don't know if it's that fine...just...the 5 of us." Asuza said.

"You'll be fine Asuza...tell you what. We'll try one more time tomorrow okay?" Ritsu tapped Asuza's back.

"Yeah...sure!" Asuza smiled.

With that the gang, looked at the school time. It was just a around 10 minutes after they crossed dimensions.

"Huh...so that Konata...what she said...was true eh...about time?" Ritsu said. "So confusing!"

"Well, let's have tea anyway!" Mugi said to ease the tension.

"TEA! OH MUGI-CHAN!" Yui was obviously waiting for it.

"Sure...Mugi-chan.." Mio seemed to be delighted.

So...if a second in this world is one hour there...AH! It'll just make my head blow. - Mio.

Mio put the thought away and sipped Tsumugi's wonderful soothing tea.

"So...Mio-sempai, you still have that SIM Konata gave you?" Asuza asked.

"Oh yeah...Mugi-chan...do you have a cellphone to put the SIM?" Mio referred to Mugi.

"I think so." Tsumugi searched her pockets for a cellphone that almost looks more like a calculator than one. "I only have this though."

"Oh well, that'll do I guess."

"I still am confused...what do we get from this?" Ritsu asked.

"You have a point..." Asuza said. "But then again...the fact that we can spend almost a day there and it only accounts for 24 seconds in here is another thing...You know...we can even practice there."

"Well, Yui, what do you think?" Mio asked Yui.

"Don't you think meeting other people in other worlds is like an adventure in itself? And besides...if what Kona-chan says is true...that there's a story about our world..." Yui said. "There's a possibility...that we're in that story!"

"Aren't the odds of that...4 to 6 million people?" Mio gulped.

"Well...when I talked to Jimmy Newtron...he said that I'm famous." Yui said. "So does it mean...? And didn't Kona-chan say that we're special...or something along the lines?"

"Well, isn't that an advantage if it turns out we're famous?" Ritsu noted. "As far as we know, we could be famous in the whole uhh...what does Konata call it...'dimensional universe?' "

"NO! NO! NO! I don't want to consider that possibility! EVER!" Mio hid in the table to show her seriousness.

"You know, if (notice the low volume of the word) it's true people are watching us...wouldn't it be pointless to hide behind a chair?" Mugi's words struck Mio like a dagger piercing through the heart.

"You know, for Mio's sake...let's just talk about this at another time." Ritsu finally said, much to the relief of Mio. "Besides...Mio needs to work on our new song."

So after a while, the 5 members of HTT finally went on their journey home. As usual, Ritsu and Mio ended (and will always end) together going home.

"Mio, you know...some time or another...you just have to conquer that fear."

"It's just...just...the thought...of it..."

"I know Mio. Let's just take it easy, okay."

"Alright...tomorrow's another day, right?"

"Right."