A/N So yeah I've actually had this chap done before but was gonna hold up on posting it until I finished a few more. I'm keeping about 1.5 chapters ahead of my updates so just in case I get stuck on writing, there will still be a chapter ready to post.

I'm posting this now because my older story Photo just got 100 FAVS OH MY GLOB I LOVE YOU GUYS
oh and I finished the entire outline for this story. Remember how last chapter I said I wanted to keep this under 10 chappies? Well, looks like it'll be around 12 instead hahaha whoops.

Warnings for this chapter: Rated T/M for mature themes, and of course Sanji has a potty mouth


Chapter 1. What's Seen Cannot Be Unseen

Luffy picked herself up and dusted the rubble off her new work uniform. She looked around before spotting her target, giving a brilliant smile to Sanji before running to him. "Sanji! I finally get to see you again!" She shouted with glee, flinging herself at him before wrapping her arms around his torso.

Sanji stiffened, his face slowly melting from rage to pure horror.

The rest of the employees stared curiously at Luffy, then at Sanji. Didn't she realize that she was just kicked across the room by the very person she was hugging? And why wasn't Sanji moving? Normally, he'd be noodle dancing his way out the door by now, a highly attractive girl clinging onto him as she was. What did he mean by saying that Luffy was no lady?

~Flashback~

Sanji knelt on a cushion, a make-shift circle of sorcery drawn in the ground. Lit candles placed on the outer edge of the ring, provided the only source of light in the dark room in the dead of night. An ancient book on black magic that had been no little feat to obtain lay open in his lap, as Sanji placed his hands together and began the summoning. "Alla diffindo jitanj´for a oma rune, harrahya foken salabim sadyk ko-sahn. I wish for a succubus, a beauty that will happily return all of my love, someone wonderful I can hold. I want a devilish cutie that I can make love to over and over again!" Sanji became so excited he nearly forgot to complete the spell. "Hekas taran ferula não vê zapoizo. Papparapa sarax rantorpo banneth o cushlamocree. Now come to me, my lovely~!" Sanji opened his eyes and spread his arms out wide, excitedly looking around him.

For a few moments, nothing happened. No sound, no movement, no nothing. Sanji could feel his heart hammering, before slowly settling down in the pit of his stomach. Sanji sighed and closed the old book before chucking it away to a random corner of the room. "Figures this magic crap wouldn't work anyway…"

Just as he was about to get up to retrieve all the candles and props, the candles flared up before a bright light flashed from the center of the summoning ring. Sanji shielded his eyes with his arms, before blinking at the sight before him when the light dimmed down.

The most adorable girl stood before him, peering down at him with curiosity. She was of relatively short stature with short, fluffy looking jet-black hair, wide eyes, and a small and dainty nose and mouth. She had a tiny scar below her left eye, only adding to her charm. She had on clothes not covering much at all, a short, embellished top cropped to show her belly, and a mini skirt of matching style. On her back resting between her shoulder blades were two small wings, pitch black yet somehow catching the light of the candles in the perfect way.

As Sanji had yet to come out of shock, the girl smiled brilliantly at him and leaned forward. Pressing her lips firmly to his, she pulled back a little and whispered, "Contract, accepted."

Sanji's mouth hung slightly open in shock, disbelief, then excitement. "Woohoo! Lucky! I got a devil!" He quickly stood up and grabbed her thin, small shoulders. "Now, you're all mine, aren't you, my little devil-chwan?"

The girl smiled again, making Sanji almost melt in absolute love and joy. "Of course, master!"

Hearing that, Sanji got an immediate nose-bleed, collapsing to the ground in his puddle of joy.

"Um… are you ok, master?" the devil asked, concerned at the rate of his blood loss. To the extent of her knowledge on humans, she believed that humans needed this red substance in their body to survive, right?

"Of course I am, cutie! Never better!" Sanji replied, still overwhelmed by his feelings of love. "Now let's spend the rest of the night making passionate love!"

The devil smiled, "Yeah!"

Sanji got up and pulled his new devil to him, smashing their lips together in an excited kiss. "Tell me, my sweet, what is your name?"

She laughed, "It's Luffy."

"Oh my! A simply lovely name for my adorable little devil, isn't it, Luffy-chwan?"

"Heehee, thanks!" Luffy answered, nibbling teasingly on Sanji's bottom lip.

Sanji pulled Luffy closer to him, his hands wandering from Luffy's stomach slowly up to her chest. He was mildly disappointed to find that she was quite flat, having hoped to summon a large, full-breasted woman to play with. However, he quickly cast the thought aside as he lovingly twisted his tongue against hers in her mouth, his hands quickly finding new areas to explore and touch. The skilled fingers kneaded the two round globes of her behind, a certain southern region of his body certainly loving the feel of it. Luffy moaned beautifully against him, pushing her ass against his hands to feel more.

Sanji reluctantly let go of the delectable ass to shed his own shirt, before getting down on his knees to feel the soft, velvety texture of her legs. He relished in the feel of the softness of a woman, licking her exposed stomach as he teased her body. Luffy responded to every little touch, arching into his hands and mouth, and moaning loudly when he applied just the right pressure.

His hands slipped under her skirt, rubbing circles in her hips closer and closer to her crotch. When he could no longer hold back, he flipped up her skirt and pulled down her panties.

What he saw next was of an unspeakable nature.

~Present~

Sanji shuddered at the memory.

"Hey, what's the idea?" Patty said, breaking the stunned silence, "Just what's going on here? Is that really you, Sanji?"

This seemed to snap Sanji out of his horrified frozen state as he roughly shoved Luffy away. "Yes, it's me, stupid. You guys all fell for her stupid looking, beautiful face!" The rest looked at each other in silent question, but chose to keep quiet as Sanji continued, "I'm only going to say this once, so all you shit-heads better listen up. She is really a he, got it? And he is a devil."

The others all stood stupefied for a minute, not quite sure how to react. Eventually, Carne spoke up, "You can't seriously expect us to believe you, right? I mean, c'mon, look at her. If anything, she's got the face of an angel!"

Luffy smiled, giving a small giggle at the compliment.

"You little brat, what kind of poison did you drink this time?" Zeff asked.

"Why you…" Sanji didn't even know how to reply, consciously aware of how ridiculous he sounded when Luffy's face was as it was. He harshly sucked in a breath. "I'll prove it to you, you damn assholes."

Sanji grabbed the work apron and ripped it off of Luffy, causing him to stumble slightly from the force. Then, Sanji grabbed the hem of Luffy's pants, and pulled it down in front of everybody, right in the middle of the kitchen.

~Flashback~

Sanji stared in horror, eyes bulging out of his sockets. When his brain processed what he was seeing, he yanked his hands off Luffy's hip and thigh, cartwheeling it wildly as he fell backwards on his ass. He immediately scooted away as fast as he could, pressing as close to the far wall as he could get.

"You… You're a guy?!" Sanji exclaimed with horror, near the point of hyperventilating.

Luffy cocked his head to the side. "Hm? Yeah, I am. What's the problem?"

"What's the problem?" Sanji nearly screeched, sure his mind would either explode or numb from this scarring revelation, "I'm not doing a guy! No way! I thought you were supposed to be succubus!"

Luffy nodded, "I am a succubus. Down in hell I'm considered a rare breed of male succubi. What's wrong with doing a guy? Sex is still sex isn't it?"

Sanji squeaked, nearly paralyzed with shock as Luffy approached him. "N-no, its not! You have a… have a… d-dick, just like me! It doesn't work like that!"

Luffy stopped to think, "But… so what? We can still have sex. I promise I'll make you feel really g-"

"NO!" Sanji yelled, jumping up before Luffy could get close enough to touch him. "Stay away from me! Go back to hell, you devil!"

"But…"

Sanji didn't wait to hear the rest of the sentence before sprinting out the door, using the full power of his legs to get far away as quickly as possible.

~Present~

"Well I'll be…" Carne muttered, lifting up his glasses to get a better look.

Patty chuckled, "I've met a bunch of pretty girls in my life, but this guy takes the cake!"

The general crowd agreed, all still charmed by the new chore boy.

Sanji pulled Luffy's pants back up before turning to his coworkers in slight anger, "You guys are supposed to feel disgusted and walk away!"

"Who cares if he's a boy or girl? I'd do him," Patty commented, giving Luffy a suggestive smirk.

Luffy beamed with happiness. "Really?"

Sanji refrained from kicking them both up-side the head.

Luckily, Zeff stepped in. "That's enough boys. I don't really care if you're a boy, girl, or something else. You're here to work so that's what you're going to do." He turned to Luffy, "Here, now take this mop and starting cleaning the floors." He handed Luffy a mop and bucket, practically shooing him out of the kitchen into the dining room before slamming the doors shut. "Now you guys." Zeff turned to eye the other workers in the room, "Get to work! The food won't prepare itself! We have customers to feed!"

Zeff soon got the kitchen in working order again, leaving the employers to once again produce first-rate meals for their customers. All throughout dinner service, Luffy ran back and forth, bustling about with trays of dirty dishes and glasses. Soon, diners in the hall started to notice the new presence, some not even bothering to hide the fact that they were openly staring.

Sanji, working the floor as well as their kitchen due to the restaurant's lack of waiters, soon noticed as well. Picking a rather hungry looking guest (for which food he wasn't sure), he gracefully approached the man's table, arranging himself purposefully between the man and Luffy.

When the man's gaze was abruptly interrupted by a mass of black fabric, he immediately snapped his eyes up to the one responsible and scowled.

Sanji tastefully ignored the dirty look, and decided to try a casual business tactic to occupy the man long enough for Luffy to return to the kitchen. "So, sir, how do you like your meal so far?"

"Good, good," the man mumbled, trying to see around Sanji and locate the adorable new chore boy.

Sanji deftly sidestepped back into his line of sight, not missing the low grunt of annoyance, "Is there anything else you'd like, sir?"

"No, no, nothing at all, thank you," the man replied, mindlessly dismissing Sanji with a wave of the hand, not even bothering to look at the man talking to him.

"Oh really?" Sanji continued, persistently blocking the man from seeing anything other than his body, "May I suggest one of our wide range of high class wines? We just received a new shipment of the highest quality beverages from the South Blue. I guarantee you'll enjoy them."

Finally, after many failed attempts of catching a glimpse of the beauty behind the gentleman in front of him, the guest finally glared at Sanji straight in the eye. "Look, waiter, can't a guy just eat a meal in peace? I don't want anything, so go wait on someone else."

Sanji, taking a quick glance behind him, nodded and gave a courteous smile, "Of course. Certainly, sir, my apologies, and I'm a chef, not a waiter. Enjoy your meal." He walked away, not even needing to turn around to sense the man look quickly around the room before becoming disappointed at the lack of Luffy.

He walked into the kitchen to prepare the next order when he suddenly stopped. Why did he do that? Why would he protect Luffy from that sick bastard's eyes? Hell, he would bet anything Luffy would be happy to get pushed down by some stranger and fucked in some dark alley. So why?

He shrugged, returning to the work in front of him. Luffy was a fellow coworker now, and he always looked after his coworkers. No exceptions.


Would really like to hear some feedback on how I'm doing guys, so please! R&R

For the spell Sanji was chanting, I literally just googled "magic words" and then took a few words from a list I found and added like a vowel here and there. Yup, totally legit!