"Its been a while Gin," the women said staring at him with a smile. Gintoki stares at her for a minute then tilt's his head.

"Who the fuck are you?" He told her.

"Excuse me Gin, did you forget? It's me (Name)," she told him.

"Gin-san how can you not recognize her?" Shinpachi asked. Gintoki walked towards her then stare at her face.

"Turn around," he told her while he scratch his ear. Doing as told she spun around then face him again.

"Well, do you remember me now?"

He took his finger out his ear then stare at her. "Huh? oh no I don't. I wanted to look at your ass. See ya," he said walking away.

(Name) walk towards him. "Why you perverted bastard! How come you're stupid ass don't remember me? I'm the best thing you ever had as a friend."

"Best thing? The best thing I ever had was porn and parfait."

"Gin-chan stop being a douche bag," Kagura told him.

"Yeah Gin if we could remember (Name) why can't you?" Shinpachi asked him.

"Piss off," he told the three of them while he walk away.

"Well, that wasn't unexpected," Shinpachi said.

(Name) ran over to him. Gintoki kept walking. "Gintoki I'm sorry, I left for three years and told you I'll see you soon and never came back. That my mistake, but I'm here now. I came back for you."

Gintoki stopped walking. "Gomen, I wasn't thinking about how you felt when I left. I know I can't make up three years but I would like to continue being friends with you. Even if you hate me, I could never hate you Gin. Because you're the best trash talking, lazy ass, perverted, sugar eating samurai I ever met."

"Awww that's so sweet, isn't it Shinpachi?" Kagura said blowing her nose on his shirt.

"Tell me you did not just do that!" Shinpachi shouted. Gintoki didn't turn around. She stood there waiting for him to respond. She sighed thinking she didn't get through to him.

"You forgot Shonen Jump reading, you idiot," Gintoki said turning around with that goofy grin on his face.

"Awww you perm headed dumb ass, give me a hug…" She said running towards him.

"(Name)-san don't!" Kagura and Shinpachi shouted. (Name) wrapped her arms around him. It's was a nice hug until he just had to do something stupid.

"What's the? Ginoki really? I been gone for three years and this is what you do?" She ask him.

"Shut up. You shouldn't be surprise by it. You know you're not suppose to trust me." Gintoki had both of his hand on her ass. He squeeze it. (Name) grit her teeth and balled her fingers into a fist.

"YOU PERVERT!" She shouted punching him in the face. She made his body spin then he hit the grown.

"Sheesh, how can she forget about that? Even we saw it coming," Shinpachi said.

Gintoki lands on his back. (Name) walk to him then started stumping the back of her heels on his crotch. "You better keep you're hands to you're self!"

Gintoki started to scream "Ouch!…(Name)-san stop…gomenasai, gomenasai…AAAAIIIIEEEEE!" (Name) gave him one last stump in the private area.

"Oh….…that's got to hurt," Shinpachi said.

"Gin-chan doesn't need his balls anyway. He needs a women in order to use them," Kagura said laughing.

"Let this be a lesson to you. If you want these two sacks of yours. I advise you to keep your hands up your nose, in your yukata or down your pants because that where you put your hands the most. Do you understand?" She asked him taking her heels and twisting it on his crotch.

"OI…AlRIGHT, ALRIGHT I UNDERSTAND!" He shouted. "Just get your foot off me di-"

"Shut up Gin-san this isn't lemon story!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Good Gin, now come on lazy ass. I'll treat you a parfait." Gintoki stood up dusting himself off. He rubs his crotch area. "Eew Gin turn around when you do something like that," (Name) told him.

"Why the hell should I? You're the one who had your foot on it. Plus I left my zipper down again."

"What the? Ugh! Your disgusting. Stay away until you wash your hands. Plus I need to rinse my feet too."

"Oh yeah I have to give you something," he said to her. (Pow!) Gintoki smacked (Name) in the back of the head.

"Ouch…what was that for…?"

"Because no woman touches my crotch. No one, how dare you touch my treasures. I got something else for you." (Pow!) Another smack to the head.

"Gin-chan I thought women doesn't touch your treasures is because they don't want a guy like you?" Kagura asked him.

"Well that is the truth," Shinpachi said.

"Shut up! I didn't ask you two," he told them.

"Why the hell did you hit me again Gin?"

"Because, where the hell have you been?!"

"I'm sorry Gintoki…my dad was sick so my sister and I went go take care of him. By him being old and cranky he wouldn't see any other doctor but me."

"It took you three years to take care of your father?!" The three of them shouted.

"Yes, his regular doctor told us he might not have much time to live. So we though he was going to depart from us very soon. We waited three years thinking he would move on. Then when the time came, he started to feel better, completely cured. I'm sorry it took me so long to come back, but I'm here now. I hope you understand?"

"You should have call me or send me a damn letter. Did you forget those exist? But it doesn't matter, you were going through something. At least I know you and your dad is fine. Now come big ass you promise to buy me a parfait."

"Yes I did, come on it's my treat you guys. Hey Gin where's Katsura?"

"I don't know where Zura went. The author might write him in the next chapter."