-Neal & Emma-

Neal: HELP!

Emma: Neal what's wrong?!

Neal: You need to get here NOW!

Emma: What happened!

Neal: I came here with a blonde wig on and pretended to be you.

Emma: Yeah, and?

Neal: Emma your parents aren't stupid

Emma: Okay then so why didn't you just leave?

Neal: I tried but Charming started chasing me around the house with his sword

Emma: Neal...where are you now?

Neal: In your closet hiding

Emma: *facepalm* Okay I'm coming to get you. Don't touch anything!

Neal: HURRY! I hear him coming! Nice jackets by the way

Emma: Why are you looking at my ja- Nevermind.

Neal: You should consider a wardrobe change.

Emma: I hope my dad finds you before I do...

Neal: ….


-Snow & Regina-

Snow: Thank you for letting us know about Emma

Regina: Oh trust me, it was my pleasure

Snow: I was wondering if you could share some advice on a situation, dear stepmother

Regina: Yeah, don't call me that. And what's the problem?

Snow: Neal came over dressed as Emma and we're wondering what to do with him

Regina: Are you sure he wasn't dressed as her because he found it pleasurable?

Snow: No, he did it because Emma asked him to

Regina: Still, he needs some help. Alright uhmm, kicking his ass is a tad bit too mean, even for me. I know! Tell his father, I'm sure Rumple will know how to handle this.

Snow: Yes, I worry about Neal sometimes, especially since he's Henry's father and he has his genes. But that's a wonderful idea, thanks!

Regina: I am NOT raising my son to be like that oaf. And you're welcome dear.

Snow: You'll see Regina, DNA plays a big part in personalities sometimes

Regina: That's why I have magic

Snow: You wouldn't use magic on Henry would you?

Regina: ….Well I do believe I'm late for something!

Snow: REGINA!

Regina: Regina's not here right now, please leave a message at the beep. BEEP.

Snow: Regina when you hear this message, we need to talk, it's Snow!


-Rumple & Neal-

Rumple: Son, why are the charmings texting me and telling you're in their house dressed up like a woman?

Neal: Not a woman. I'm dressed as Emma.

Rumple: Right, well son come to my shop. I fear we need to have a talk

Neal: Papa I can't. I can't come out of the closet.

Rumple: I really hope you mean that in the literal sense.

Neal: Yes of course! What else- You didn't just ask me that.

Rumple: Just checking son, I mean you haven't had a girlfriend in awhile.

Neal: Well maybe if you had loved me more...

Rumple: I knew I shouldn't have let you stay in Neverland with your grandfather.

Neal: At least I was having fun

Rumple: Right. Son, I'm going to tell you something I hope to have to never say again. COME OUT OF THE DAMN CLOSET ALREADY!

Neal: Ooo Emma's here! Bye Papa!


-Emma & Regina-

Emma: I want to THANK YOU KINDLY FOR SNITCHING!

Regina: Emma dear, I merely suggested if your parents knew exactly where you were last night.

Emma: Well your "suggestion" got me in a lot of trouble.

Regina: No one told you to ask that buffoon you call a baby daddy to dress up like you and confront your parents. Did you think your parents were stupid enough to believe that?

Emma: Maybe...Look I don't know. All I know is this is partially your fault!

Regina: MY fault? Dear, you're sadly mistaken. And what is this punishment you're so upset about?

Emma: I have to wear skirts for 2 weeks, no cookies and no tv.

Regina: Oh I see, that is a tragedy but I'll try my best not to laugh when I see you.

Emma: Thanks -.-

Regina: No problem! ^_^

Emma: I'm giving Henry candy and sending him to your house.

Regina: Miss Swan you better NOT!

Regina: MISS SWAN!

Regina: I'm coming over there right now and if my son has candy, the punishment your parents gave you is going to seem like a gift when I'm through with you.