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Lea-chan: did you forget your medication again?
Jeh-kun: :Looks side to side: maybe.
Lea-chan: just get on with what you dare call a story.
Jeh-kun: THE RESISTANCE WILL LIVE ON!
Lea-chan: Okay then, I'm just going to walk away….
Jeh-kun: KETCHUP BALLON BOOM ATTACK!! :lea-chan is now covered in sticky red ketchup that makes it look like she is bleeding and begins to cry thinking it is blood.:
Lea-chan: YOU KILLED ME!
Misery
"Sam please pick up. It's Danny, I don't know what I did but please baby I love you. Just call me back, we can work this out!" Danny said desperately as he made his 18th voice mail for Sam's now full inbox. Danny fell back on to his bed where Tucker was reading a random comic.
"I didn't even see here Saturday! She had temple with her family! Even when I don't even try I still mess things up!" Danny smothered himself with the pillow on his bed.
"Dude look at this!" Tucker waved the comic in front of Danny.
"This is no time for Comic books! This is serious!" Danny said tossing the pillow at Tucker.
"No dude, look at this. This villain is called Eccentric." He pointed to a woman that had snakes for hair hissing with yellow fangs shown. As she wore a Carmen body suit of the Raven and electric shocked through her finger tips." This is her human form." He flipped the page and the villain looked like Emily's Doppelganger.
"You've got to be shitting me." Danny
Shadows are fallin'
all over town
Another night and these blues got me down
Oh,
misery! I sure could use some company
Since he's been gone I
ain't been the same
I carry weight like an old ball and chain
Guess its all meant to be
For love to cause me misery
Sam lay on the roof of her house and stared at the starts she couldn't believe the events that had transpired. What happened Saturday night played in her head like a bad porno. She couldn't even cry it hurt so much.
Oh misery! Oh
misery!
Tell me why does my heart make a fool of me
Seems its
my destiny
For love to cause me misery
Tucker and Danny were at the library trying to find information on the ghost Eccentric who turned out to be Electra's twin and fed on misery. When a certain someone sat at their study table.
"Are you looking up more ways to torture my best friend?" Emmy asked with a cat like smile. She picked up one of the books they had littering the table and went wide eyed. "Clever boy, but not smart." She hissed.
"Why do you say that? It's not like you have anything to loss?" Tucker said.
"I let you on a secret. My real name is Eccentric and I am feeding on dear Sam, so riddled with insecurities. She is delicious and listens to what ever I tell her." Emmy licked her finger.
"I'm going to tell Sam the truth, and she'll believe me!" Danny raising his voice.
"Yes and I can see how she's jumping to call you back when I hold her cell cause she couldn't trust herself form not answering. God you sound sooo pathetic." Emmy walked away knowing she had won.
And, oh! I've
been down this road before
With a passion that turns into pain
And each time I saw love walk out the door
I swore never get
caught up again
"Em, make it stop. Please." Sam pleaded as Emmy approached her.
"I'm sorry babe. I tried to find out why he did that but he told me that I wasn't hot enough to talk to him! That Asshole Doesn't Deserve Your Misery!" Emmy stroked Sam's hair.
"Thanks but it still feels like my heart has been bleed dry. I cant even hate him because he took the only part of me that could." Sam curled up in a ball with drawing from 'human' touch.
"So if I were you I'd get even. Make him regret it." Emmy said walking away and leaving Sam to mull things over in her head.
But ain't it
true? It takes what it takes
And sometimes we get too smart too
late
One more heartache for me
Another night of misery
Sam left her house wearing ripped jeans and a black boy beater. She was headed to the gothic book store for some inspiration of torture. But guess who had been waiting on her front stoop.
"Sammie, I wasn't sure you'd ever leave your house. And you won't answer my calls, emails or ghost notes! Please Sammie I don't even remember what happened Saturday night. I want us to be together again. Please Sammie." He pleaded as tears welded up in Sam's eyes.
"Don't call me that." Was all that Sam could muster past her lips. Sam walked on her heart shattering with each step.
Oh! And oh
misery! Oh misery!
Tell me why does my heart make a fool of me
Oh misery! Oh misery!
Tell me why, why, why, why, why, why
does this
heart make a fool of me
Seems its my destiny
For
love to cause misery, oh
Misery
Guess its all meant to be
For love to cause me misery, oh, no, yeah
Misery
