A/N Thanks for the reviews

A/N Thanks for the reviews. I don't own ncis or the characters.

"No way Tony"

"Look you said that you'd do anything and this is what I want you to do"

Kate looked down at the contract, she couldn't believe that Tony had actually draw one up listing the things that he wanted her to do. He had even got Abby and McGee to act as witness for the signing.

"Come on Katie sign it, it's not that bad"

"I am not going to call you the all knowing all powerful DiNozzo"

"It's a good nickname"

"Fine you can explain, why I'm calling you that to Gibbs"

"Alright cross that one off the list"

"I am not going to cook dinner for you everyday"

"Why not?"

"I have better things to do, than come over to your place to cook for you"

"Well I have better things to do, then pretending to be your boyfriend; we all have to make sacrifices for the greater good"

"I want you to know that I really hate you"

"You say that but I can tell your undressing me with your eyes"

"In you dreams DiNozzo"

"In my dreams it's not you; it's the busty blonde secretary and sometimes that redhead from accounting, and their not only using their eyes"

"I think I just threw up a little bit"

Abby sighed it was fun watching Kate and Tony fight, but Timmy looked really good today and she couldn't jump him while they were around.

"Enough" she said in her best Gibb imitation

"Kate you can cook for Tony twice a week, there problem settled"

"It isn't settled I'm not showing him my tattoo" Kate whined

"You'll show it to him after he's finished pretending to be your boyfriend. Now both of you sign the contract"

As soon as they had signed Abby grabbed Tim's arm and the practically flew out the door.

"So Katie you officially have a fake boyfriend, what kind of couple thing should we do first? I'm thinking lingerie shopping"

"You're a pig Dinozzo"

"Is that a no?"

"Let's just go up to the legal department I want this thing over with"

"Whatever you say cupcake"

"Cupcake?" Kate practically screcched the word

"I think pet names make it more believable"

I am not going to be able to live through this Kate thought.