Hey guys, I'm back, I was just busy with school, that's why I'm late on this chapter. Anyway, here it goes.

Chapter 2: From Mist to Sand.

Cecil: Are we getting closer, it seems that its just taking longer and longer in this stupid cave.

Kain: Cecil, we've been here for 10 minutes.

Cecil: Well, feels like an eternity.

Go Away, you shall not Pass.

Cecil: Who the fuck said that.

Kain: Who knows, anyway lets just get out of here quick, plus I'm missing Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Cecil: Fine, oh look, theres an opening out, lets go to the village and get this over with.

THE MIST, YOU SHALL NOT DEFEAT.

Cecil: Okay, that's just getting annoying now, who the hell are you.

Mist Dragon appears.

Mist Dragon: I am the Dragon of the Mist, I shall kill you.

Kain: For what?

Mist Dragon: I have my reasons, first I will attack you by hi-

Cecil cuts the Dragon's head off.

Kain: Damn Cecil, who knew you were that bloodthirsty and violent.

Cecil: I know, I need therapy.

Kain: Lets just go to the summoner village.

Kain and Cecil leave and arrive at the summoner village.

Cecil: Okay, lets deliver this bomb.

Kain: Uh, why are we delivering a bomb?

Cecil: I don't know, King ju-

Bomb comes out of Cecil and sends the city into flames.

Kain: Uh oh, this aint good aint it.



Cecil: Damn, I should have known, I'm such an idiot.

Kain: Cecil, this reminds me of the episode of Fresh Prince when Will burned down the kitchen.

Cecil: Kain, shut up. We have to find any survivors, and kill them.

Kain: But aren't you mad for burning down the village.

Cecil: No, I should have known we could have driven here.

Kain: Oh.

A very loud scream is heard.

Cecil: Oh no, a woman is in trouble. I must save her, than ask for her number.

Cecil and Kain arrive and see a little girl crying.

Cecil: Aw man, its just a little girl crying.

I already said that.

Cecil: Who cares?
I do.

Cecil: Whatever, why are you crying little girl. (Taking his sword out silently)

Girl: My Mom died, someone killed the dragon of the mist.

Cecil: Oh shit.

Kain: Hey Cecil, this would not have to with the dragon you killed right?

Girl: What?

Cecil: Crap, we meant the dragon from dragon tales, he wasn't killed, he was uhhh, drinking dragon drinks with his friend.

Girl: I'm not stupid, I know what you said,

Kain: The king sent us to kill everyone in this village, including her.

Cecil: Oh, okay. (Cecil lifts his sword up about to strike her)

Kain: You feel no remorse.

Cecil: Nah.

Kain: Damn, you bad.



Girl: (In very deep voice) YOU HAVE KILLED MY MOTHER, YOU SHALL PAY A PRICE TO HELL.

She then summons Titan.

Cecil: Oh Shit.

Titan causes an earthquake and the whole town blows up. Cecil is found KO'd with the Girl. I hope they are dead.

Cecil: Oh, my achin head.

Crap.

Cecil: Woo, that girl is like a demon, I must kill her while she is down.

Cecil is about to strike her, but decides not to.

Cecil: Man, I cant kill a little girl, that would be horrible. I'll just take her to the Inn then leave her there.

Cecil the realizes Kain is nowhere to be found.

Cecil: Kain, ah who cares. I can get some peace and quiet without hearing any shit about sitcom on Nick at Night.

Cecil carries the Girl to the Inn at the town which name I forgot.

Innkeeper: 2 people, that will be 500 gil.

Cecil: What, this girl could die, charge her for free.

Innkeeper: Oh, you got a girl with you too, its now 1000 gil.

Cecil: You better give me tha night for free or I'll cut your throat and watch you die a slow, horrible, death.

Innkeeper: (Scared) Ok ok, you can have the room for free. Please, I have a wife and 4 kids that are not mine.

Cecil: Thank you sir.

Cecil puts the girl on a bed.

Cecil: Hey you Ok, look, I'm sorry I tried to kill you. But I was bloodthirsty, but I'm not anymore.

Girl: Whatever.

Cecil goes to bed and the General and his 2 guards come in the middle of the night.

General: Cecil, you must hand over the girl.



Cecil: Why, she's just a girl.

General: She has special powers called summoning, she must be killed.

Cecil: Why cant we just use her as a weapon for Baron.

General: Wars would be too easy. Hand her over.

Cecil: Nah, shes cool.

General: I must take her by force then.

Cecil uses dark attack killing the 2 guards and hurting the General.

General: This is some fucked up shit, I'm outta here.

General runs away screaming like a girl.

Girl: Hey, are you okay.

Cecil: Yeah I'm fine. Just lost about 77 HP.

Girl: Oh, anyway thanks.

Cecil: Okay, I hope you have a nice life here in whats this town's name.

Girl: I'm coming with you. My name is Rydia by the way.

Cecil: Nope, you cant come.

Rydia: But I have no family anymore, my mom's dead.

Cecil: Crap, fine you can come, but no being annoying.

Rydia: Okay. Bit no being an idiot.

The next morning, Cecil and Rydia are walking around town.

Some guy: There was some blond whore found in the dessert. She is sick I heard.

Cecil heres this and immediately thinks Rosa.

Cecil: Rosa is sick, oh no, she is the only girl left I can have.

Cecil runs in the house and sees Rosa in the bed.

Cecil: What happened?
Woman: She got sand fever walking through the dessert trying to find a guy named Cecil.

Cecil: Why did she do that?



Woman: She was horny I guess.

Cecil: Oh, well how do I cure it.

Woman: You must find the Sand Ruby from the Antilion cave.

Rydia: Where can we find this cave?

Woman: Some pussy prince in Damycan might know how to get there, but you first must go through the Water Cave.

Cecil: Well, I guess we have to get this Sand Ruby.

Rydia: Ok, so lets get to that cave.

Cecil: Fine, hey want to play a game while we walk there.

Rydia: No.

Cecil and Rydia walk to the water cave and see a old man standing in the cave.

Old man: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

Cecil: Hey old man, wake up.

Old man: Huh, wha.

Rydia: You were sleeping in the middle of the cave, state your name.

Tellah: My name is Tellah, I'm a sage. I was once only a mage, it was back in 1879, when NI went to school in Mysidia, I told the, the…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Cecil: WAKE UP, why are you here.

Tellah: Huh wha.. oh, I'm trying to get to Damycan to save my daughter from that bard from Damycan.

Cecil: Oh, so you know how to get to Damycan.

Tellah: Yes, I do.

Rydia: Lead us there, and fast old man.

Tellah: Yeah okay, whats you two names

Cecil: That is Rydia and I'm Cecil.

Tellah: Okay Billy.

Cecil: Crap, what have we've gotten ourselves into.



Rydia: Who knows?

Okay, that was a pretty long chapter, but the next one will be a bit longer I think. I'm doing up to Mt. Hobs. Okay see ya all next time.

R&R.