Hey guys, I'm back, I was just busy with school, that's why I'm late on this chapter. Anyway, here it goes.
Chapter 2: From Mist to Sand.
Cecil: Are we getting closer, it seems that its just taking longer and longer in this stupid cave.
Kain: Cecil, we've been here for 10 minutes.
Cecil: Well, feels like an eternity.
Go Away, you shall not Pass.
Cecil: Who the fuck said that.
Kain: Who knows, anyway lets just get out of here quick, plus I'm missing Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Cecil: Fine, oh look, theres an opening out, lets go to the village and get this over with.
THE MIST, YOU SHALL NOT DEFEAT.
Cecil: Okay, that's just getting annoying now, who the hell are you.
Mist Dragon appears.
Mist Dragon: I am the Dragon of the Mist, I shall kill you.
Kain: For what?
Mist Dragon: I have my reasons, first I will attack you by hi-
Cecil cuts the Dragon's head off.
Kain: Damn Cecil, who knew you were that bloodthirsty and violent.
Cecil: I know, I need therapy.
Kain: Lets just go to the summoner village.
Kain and Cecil leave and arrive at the summoner village.
Cecil: Okay, lets deliver this bomb.
Kain: Uh, why are we delivering a bomb?
Cecil: I don't know, King ju-
Bomb comes out of Cecil and sends the city into flames.
Kain: Uh oh, this aint good aint it.
Cecil: Damn, I should have known, I'm such an idiot.
Kain: Cecil, this reminds me of the episode of Fresh Prince when Will burned down the kitchen.
Cecil: Kain, shut up. We have to find any survivors, and kill them.
Kain: But aren't you mad for burning down the village.
Cecil: No, I should have known we could have driven here.
Kain: Oh.
A very loud scream is heard.
Cecil: Oh no, a woman is in trouble. I must save her, than ask for her number.
Cecil and Kain arrive and see a little girl crying.
Cecil: Aw man, its just a little girl crying.
I already said that.
Cecil: Who cares?
I do.
Cecil: Whatever, why are you crying little girl. (Taking his sword out silently)
Girl: My Mom died, someone killed the dragon of the mist.
Cecil: Oh shit.
Kain: Hey Cecil, this would not have to with the dragon you killed right?
Girl: What?
Cecil: Crap, we meant the dragon from dragon tales, he wasn't killed, he was uhhh, drinking dragon drinks with his friend.
Girl: I'm not stupid, I know what you said,
Kain: The king sent us to kill everyone in this village, including her.
Cecil: Oh, okay. (Cecil lifts his sword up about to strike her)
Kain: You feel no remorse.
Cecil: Nah.
Kain: Damn, you bad.
Girl: (In very deep voice) YOU HAVE KILLED MY MOTHER, YOU SHALL PAY A PRICE TO HELL.
She then summons Titan.
Cecil: Oh Shit.
Titan causes an earthquake and the whole town blows up. Cecil is found KO'd with the Girl. I hope they are dead.
Cecil: Oh, my achin head.
Crap.
Cecil: Woo, that girl is like a demon, I must kill her while she is down.
Cecil is about to strike her, but decides not to.
Cecil: Man, I cant kill a little girl, that would be horrible. I'll just take her to the Inn then leave her there.
Cecil the realizes Kain is nowhere to be found.
Cecil: Kain, ah who cares. I can get some peace and quiet without hearing any shit about sitcom on Nick at Night.
Cecil carries the Girl to the Inn at the town which name I forgot.
Innkeeper: 2 people, that will be 500 gil.
Cecil: What, this girl could die, charge her for free.
Innkeeper: Oh, you got a girl with you too, its now 1000 gil.
Cecil: You better give me tha night for free or I'll cut your throat and watch you die a slow, horrible, death.
Innkeeper: (Scared) Ok ok, you can have the room for free. Please, I have a wife and 4 kids that are not mine.
Cecil: Thank you sir.
Cecil puts the girl on a bed.
Cecil: Hey you Ok, look, I'm sorry I tried to kill you. But I was bloodthirsty, but I'm not anymore.
Girl: Whatever.
Cecil goes to bed and the General and his 2 guards come in the middle of the night.
General: Cecil, you must hand over the girl.
Cecil: Why, she's just a girl.
General: She has special powers called summoning, she must be killed.
Cecil: Why cant we just use her as a weapon for Baron.
General: Wars would be too easy. Hand her over.
Cecil: Nah, shes cool.
General: I must take her by force then.
Cecil uses dark attack killing the 2 guards and hurting the General.
General: This is some fucked up shit, I'm outta here.
General runs away screaming like a girl.
Girl: Hey, are you okay.
Cecil: Yeah I'm fine. Just lost about 77 HP.
Girl: Oh, anyway thanks.
Cecil: Okay, I hope you have a nice life here in whats this town's name.
Girl: I'm coming with you. My name is Rydia by the way.
Cecil: Nope, you cant come.
Rydia: But I have no family anymore, my mom's dead.
Cecil: Crap, fine you can come, but no being annoying.
Rydia: Okay. Bit no being an idiot.
The next morning, Cecil and Rydia are walking around town.
Some guy: There was some blond whore found in the dessert. She is sick I heard.
Cecil heres this and immediately thinks Rosa.
Cecil: Rosa is sick, oh no, she is the only girl left I can have.
Cecil runs in the house and sees Rosa in the bed.
Cecil: What happened?
Woman: She
got sand fever walking through the dessert trying to find a guy named
Cecil.
Cecil: Why did she do that?
Woman: She was horny I guess.
Cecil: Oh, well how do I cure it.
Woman: You must find the Sand Ruby from the Antilion cave.
Rydia: Where can we find this cave?
Woman: Some pussy prince in Damycan might know how to get there, but you first must go through the Water Cave.
Cecil: Well, I guess we have to get this Sand Ruby.
Rydia: Ok, so lets get to that cave.
Cecil: Fine, hey want to play a game while we walk there.
Rydia: No.
Cecil and Rydia walk to the water cave and see a old man standing in the cave.
Old man: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
Cecil: Hey old man, wake up.
Old man: Huh, wha.
Rydia: You were sleeping in the middle of the cave, state your name.
Tellah: My name is Tellah, I'm a sage. I was once only a mage, it was back in 1879, when NI went to school in Mysidia, I told the, the…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Cecil: WAKE UP, why are you here.
Tellah: Huh wha.. oh, I'm trying to get to Damycan to save my daughter from that bard from Damycan.
Cecil: Oh, so you know how to get to Damycan.
Tellah: Yes, I do.
Rydia: Lead us there, and fast old man.
Tellah: Yeah okay, whats you two names
Cecil: That is Rydia and I'm Cecil.
Tellah: Okay Billy.
Cecil: Crap, what have we've gotten ourselves into.
Rydia: Who knows?
Okay, that was a pretty long chapter, but the next one will be a bit longer I think. I'm doing up to Mt. Hobs. Okay see ya all next time.
R&R.
