The New Naruto
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any other anime used in this story.
Me: Now let's welcome my dark counterpart...Armageddon.
Armageddon: Why'd you call me hear? It's not time for us to fight yet.
Me: So...NARUTO COULD DO THIS!
Naruto: Rasengan!
Armageddon sidesteps the attack with ease and kicks Naruto back at me.
Armageddon: You'll pay for that...CHICHI11
Me: SHIT!
Armageddon: SAKURA!
Naruto: FUCK!
We both hop up and run as fast as we can like the hounds of hell themselves were chasing us. And Sakura and Chichi give chase almost as fast as us.
Chichi: Get back here! I'm still pissed at you for making my husband leave me for my granddaughter and get married!
Me: YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT WA A BAD THING!
Chichi: WHY YOU?!
Sakura: Naruto-baka! I'll get you for being mean to Sasuke-kun!
Naruto: Come on Sakura-chan, can't we talk about this?
Sakura: NO!
Me: Shit! Run faster!
We run even faster as the two begin to gain on us.
Armageddon: Now on to the story, while I watched these two get a beat down.
Chapter 2: Team placement & Rivalries
Sunlight shines through the window of a semi-rundown apartment building. The light hits the face of a boy no older than thirteen. He has light spiky blond hair. Sapphire blue eyes that snap open tiredly as sunlight his face. No sooner than he opened then, he closed them tightly. A figure in the dark roles out of bed tiredly. He stretches yawns and rubs the sleep out of his eyes. He heads to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. Once he's done showering, a countdown starts in his head. "I feel like I'm forgetting something", he think's. Suddenly, he runs out of the bathroom and grabs the clock beside his bed.
"What time is it?" he asked himself a second before he grabbed the clock, "It's 7:30! I'm late!"
Quickly, he grabs his trademark orange jumpsuit and gets dressed. He runs back into the bathroom and cuts the shower off, then puts some instant ramen in the microwave. While he does this he sees something out of the corner of his left eye. At first he dismisses it, until he sees another twinkle of light out of the corner of his eye. When he turns to see what it was, he sees the sword he got from the forbidden scroll last night. "I thought I left that yesterday when I fought Mizuki", he thinks, "Because I know it wasn't there yesterday when I went to sleep...Never mind that! If I don't hurry, I'll miss the team placements!" Thinking quickly, Naruto grabs his ramen and sword and runs out of his apartment, but swops his jumpsuit shirt for a regular black one. Just like last time he grabbed the sword, he felt a spark between him and the sword.
The sword was twelve feet, but when he grabbed it, it shrinked down. It is now a foot and three inches long. Almost as long as Zabuza's sword. It's silver with a black streak down the middle of it and a red one inside the black one. The black one was outlined in thin silver and purple streaks. At the hilt of the sword was an eye, the eye of a dragon. The sword also gave off a demonic aura. The hilt also has a sapphire ruby at the top of it and it changes to red every so often. Naruto stares at the sword as he runs to the academy. He gulps down his ramen at lightning fast speed and it's gone in three seconds flat. He then straps the sword to him back and runs even faster towards the academy.
"Almost there", he mumbles to himself.
-Several minutes later-
Naruto arrives at the academy nearly out of breath, but doesn't stop until he's at his class room door. He stops to catch his breath real quick and calm down. Once he was calm he heads inside the room. As soon as he does, everyone shuts up and looks at the door. Many are shocked to see him there and say nothing. Most just stare at him stupidly, wondering why the hell was he there. And they're all staring at his sword wondering where he got it from, especially Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto just stares right back at all of them. Suddenly, Kiba decides to break the silence.
"Dead-last, what are you doing here?" he asks sharply, "This room is only for the ones who graduated the academy, not failed again".
"You see this", Naruto says smugly, pointing at his hiati, "I'm a ninja now too dog breath, so shut up".
And shut up Kiba does, while grumbling to himself. While half the class laugh at his predicament. Smiling, Naruto takes his seat at the back of the class. About half an hour later as Naruto falls asleep, Iruka walks into the room. The class falls silent immediately, except for the sounds of light breathing coming from Shikamaru Nara and Naruto. As soon as Iruka saw this, a tick mark appeared on his forehead. And his right eyebrow started to twitch a little bit.
"SHIKAMARU!" he shouts, "NARUTO!"
Said boys' heads both shoot up at the same time. "Huh?" Naruto asks dumbly.
"Troublesome", Shikamaru replies.
"Good now that everyone is awake, I'd like to congratulate all of you on becoming genin. You all worked very hard to get where you are today and I'm proud of all of you. But believe me when I say it only gets harder from now on. Sometimes you'll feel like quitting and giving up, never do so. Always push yourself beyond your limits and you'll overcome any obstacles in your way. I know you and do so because I believe in each and every one of you. So, go out there and show the world what you've got!"
The class cheered at his speech and all smiled large smiles. Or in other cases smirk, nod, say troublesome, or talk with a mouth full of chips.
"Now, then let's get to the team placements. Team 1 is...(I don't know teams 1-6, nor do I care about who they are), Team 7 is...Naruto Uzumaki...Sakura Hurano...Ino Yamanka...and Sasuke Uchiha".
The reactions of the said people are as follows. Naruto cheers when he hears that Ino and Sakura are both on his team, but slams his head on the desk when he hears Sasuke's name and glares at him. Sakura bangs her head on the desk hearing Naruto's and Ino's names, but cheers at Sasuke's. Ino does the same as Sakura and the two glares quickly glare at each other with sparks flying between them. While Sasuke repeatedly bangs his head on his desk at realizing he had two fangirls on his team. Naruto he can deal with and he didn't mind him on the team, but if Ino and Sakura didn't get it together, he may just end up killing them.
"Team 8 is...Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Huyga, and Shino Aburame. Team 10 is... Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, and Ami Yamanka. Team 9 is the same as last year. Now, you'll meet your sensei in an hour, you can go to lunch today".
"Troublesome", Shikamaru says with a sigh hearing Ami was on hos team. Choji just munches on some chips and nods his head in agreement. Ami bangs her head against her desk repeatedly cursing her luck be stuck on a team with a fatass and a lazy ass genin. Kiba smiles like the idiot he is when he hears that Hinata is on his team. Believing that it gives him more of a chance to win her over, so she'll be his mate. Shino shows no emotion at all as always. Hinata is happy to be on a team with friends, but is feeling down because she's not on the same team as her , everyone gets up and leaves the room to go to lunch. Unfortunately, Ino and Sakura got caught in the door trying to beat each other to lunch so they could sit by "their" Sasuke-kun.
"Move it Forehead", Ino shouts.
"You move it Ino-pig", Sakura shouts back.
Ino and Sakura are fighting over who gets to sit next to "their" "precocious" Sasuke-kun. Naruto just walks past the two and sits by Sasuke. Sasuke looks at him with his left eyebrow twitching a little bit. Naruto looks into his eyes and can see he's had enough of Ino's and Sakura's bickering. Fearing for his crushes lives, Naruto nods at Sasuke and henges into his. Sasuke nods back at him and uses this as his chance to get away and let the "dobe" deal with the useless fangirls. Naruto also hid his sword, so the girls wouldn't suspect it was him. He was then subjected to hours of "torture" as Ino and Sakura tried to get him to notice them and pick who he liked more. Doing his best Sasuke impersonation, he ignored them or pretended to. Knowing they only talked to him because they believed he was Sasuke hurt, a lot.
-3 Hour Later-
"What's taking our sensei so long?" Naruto grumbles to no one.
"Naruto...SHUT UP!" Ino shouts.
"For once I agree with Ino-pig", Sakura says.
"Hn", was all Sasuke said, but he was getting a little annoyed that they have been waiting so long as well.
Sighing, Naruto shuts up and pulls out his sword. He closes his eyes as he gets up and does a few test swings with it. As he swings the blade, it's like he's one with it. His movements are fluid and elegant. This caused everyone, even Sasuke, to watch Naruto with some interest. How was he able to use a blade like that, they all wondered since he was supposed to be the dead-last of their class. Opening his eyes, Naruto puts away his sword and walks to the front of the class. He grabs one of the chalkboard erasers' and cracks the class room door open a bit, before putting the eraser on top of it.
"Naruto, don't be stupid", Ino tells him, while thinking, "This ought to be good".
"Our sensei is a jonin, he won't fall for something so trivial as that", Sakura adds.
"CHA! I love things like this!" Inner says.
"I don't care", Naruto replies, "This is what he gets for making us wait for two extra hours".
Naruto returns to his seat and stares at the door, waiting for their sensei to show up. No sooner had he sat down, a man with gray gravity defying hair walked into the room. The eraser falls on his head as soon as he closes the door, getting mixed reaction from team 7. Naruto busted out laughing, Ino snickered little while attempting to apologize for his actions. Sakura was apologizing as well, while inner was laughing her ass off. Sasuke just stared at the man thinking, "This is our sensei?"
"My first impression is", the man, Hatake Kakashi, starts, "Is I hate you. ...Meet me on the roof in five".
He disappears in a poof of smoke as all eyes land on Naruto glaring at him. He gives them his famous fox grin sheepishly and runs out of the class room like the hounds of hell were after him. Ino and Sakura turn to look for Sasuke, only to find that he also left. They race out of the room after their crush.
-On The Roof-
"Now that we're all here, let's introduce ourselves. We'll start with your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams for the future", Kakashi tells them.
"You should go first sensei, it's only fair", Sakura speaks up.
"Fine. My name is Hatake Kakashi. My likes and dislikes...I don't feel like telling you. My hobbies are none of your business. And my goals..."
"All we learned was his name", was all the thoughts of the respected genin.
"You first blondie", Kakashi says pointing at Ino.
Ino glares at him before speaking. 'My name is Ino Yamanka. My likes are flowers, the color pink, foxes, wolves, and I also like...(looks at Sasuke and blushes). My dislikes are Forehead and Naruto. My hobbies are working at my family's flower shop, picking flowers, gardening, dancing, and shopping. My dreams are to take over my family's shop, become the best clan head I can be, and...(looks at Sasuke once more and blushes).
"Your turn pinkie".
Like Ino, Sakura glares at Kakashi for the nickname he gave her, before speaking. "My name is Sakura Hurano. My likes are foxes, wolves, romantic novels, (whispers) vampire novels, flowers and...(looks at Sasuke and blushes). My hobbies are shopping and...(looks at Sasuke and blushes). And my dream is to be the best kounichi ever and...(looks at Sasuke and blushes).
"And your dislikes?"
"Ino-pig and Naruto-baka!"
"Oooookay, your turn mister emo".
Sasuke's left eyebrow twitches at his nickname, but otherwise he shows no sign of annoyance. "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I don't have any likes and my dislikes are many. My hobbies are none of your business. My dream...no, my ambition is to kill a certain someone and restore my clan"
"Sasuke-kun is so cool", were the thoughts of the two fan-girls.
"Your turn whiskers".
"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like ramen, training, the colors orange, pink & green, and blue & yellow. My dislikes are bullies, rapists, (whispers) the villagers, the three minutes it takes for ramen to cook, (whispers again) being alone all the time. My hobbies are training, eating, more training, playing with my friends, and learning new jutsu. My dream is to become the greatest hokage ever!"
"So, I have an avenger, two fan-girls that could show some potential if the stop fanning over the Uchiha, and the dead-last of this year, yet also said to be the most unpredictable ever. This should be fun".
"Okay, now that's all out of the way, I should probably tell you that the test you took wasn't the official genin test. It was just to see if you had what it takes to become a genin. The real test is much harder and has a 66% chance of failure. Which means that out of all the teams that past only nine people will become genin. So, meet me at training ground 7 tomorrow at 7:00 a.m. if you you're still willing to take the test. Oh, don't eat tomorrow or you'll puke. Ja ne."
With that, Kakashi disappears in as swirl of leaves, leaving four shocked and dumfounded genin standing on the roof.
Anddddd...DONE! If you have any questions please tell me, I'll try my best to answer them. As for Ami...I have plans for her, as well as Ino and Sakura. What? you may ask, welllllll...you'll just have to keep reading and find out. Jan ne.
Powerlevels:
Naruto: 10
Sasuke: 12
Ino: 5
Sakura:7
Kakashi: 30 (Jonin/Anbu)
Me: That's it! I won't runaway anymore!
Naruto: So, what do we do?
Me: We stand our ground and fight.
I start to power up.
Naruto: But...I can't hurt Sakura!
Me:(whispers) If I hit Chichi, I'll only knock her out. Then, I'll knock out Sakura. Then, we both attack Armageddon. The worse that can happen is that You get super punched a thousand miles into the air and I get beaten up with a frying pan. Afterwards, they'll take care of Armageddon.
Naruto: Are you sure?
Me: Yup, Chichi has a score to settle with him and Sakura will still need to vent. Plus he can't use his powers on them, so he'll be defenseless.
Naruto: OKAY! SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!
Chichi: There are you! Give up yet?!
Sakura: Finally! Except your fate baka?
Me: Nope.
Naruto: Never.
Me: Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha!
Naruto: Give up... On me giving up...RASENGAN!
Chichi blocks my attack with an ultra frying pan, that she pulled out of thin air. Sakura kicks the Rasengan with an super charged chakra enhanced kicked.
Me & Naruto: Fuck Me!
Without missing a beat, Sakura punches Naruto, launching him a million miles into space. (What the fuck?!) Then, I get beaten by both of them mercilessly.
Chichi: Now it's your turn Armageddon.
Armageddon: What?!
Chichi: I still owe you one for helping Canine last time.
Sakura: I'll help. I'm still pissed and need to blow off some more steam.
Armageddon: Oh really? ...Kukukukukukuk! Let's see you try. BIG BANG ATTACK!
Nothing happens.
Armageddon: Shit!
Chichi: Looks like we get a free beat down on you.
Sakura: Cha!
Armageddon runs at lightning speed from two highly and very pissed off women. I laugh at him as Naruto falls back to earth, slamming into the ground next to me.
Me: That's what you get Geddon!
Naruto: Owwww! That hurt!
Me: Hahahahahahahahaha!
Naruto: What's so funny?!
Before I can answer, we both hear Geddon scream.
Geddon: Rahahahhhaaaaaaa!
Me & Naruto: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
