First Mission- Kamen Rider Disaster and a Foul Mouth Ninja!
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Last time!
Xion nodded before looking at the list and opened a bright yellow portal. "First stop….well let's go at random or weak to strong?" "Random is always fun." She nodded before walking into the portal.
Now back to the show!
-Somewhere in the omniverse, Japan-
The portal opened up as Xion walked out as the 'Holo-Yui', as she just made up, looked around the area.
'Japan? It's like this place is nutcase central.'
"Like you uncle?" She asked while the portal closed behind her.
'Bingo.'
"I see." She nodded before seeing a large flower patch and looked around. "This is the place, a very special place for this universe."
Yui blinked as it was just a flower patch. 'Explain, because I'm lost.'
"It's a grave of a villain so deadly that he almost became a god." Xion said while looking at the flowers. "But for non Kamen Rider fans, you would not understand, although I also don't know. Father knows more about it then me."
'So in short, you have no clue either.'
She lightly blushed. "Yes, but I know his significance. And while dead, he can be brought back to life in a sense." She then extended her hand up while concentrating while a gold hilted crimson blade with a hand guard with tiny spikes formed out of the air particles. "Satan Sabre, a blade used by Century Kings, beings that fight to become the Creation King for fifty thousand years, and the villains signature weapon."
'Wow, that's….definitely a sword.'
Xion placed the blade into the ground. "And it will return to its master, uncle, you might not like this."
'Like wha-'
"O-Armor." She said while Yui felt every part of his body getting zapped in the DISK while Xion gained his black cloak, which turned into giant shoulder guards with devils on them. "Yui form."
'Holy shit! What just happened?!' He thought in pain while Xion started to form two black energy balls and sent them to the grave as she dispelled the armor.
"Rise and live again." She said while the ground began to rumble. "Also uncle Yui? Are you ok?"
'You turned me into armor! What do you think!?'
"Sorry, but I can't raise the dead." She apologized. "Plus the armor function is only painful to gods, not villians and heroes for some reason."
'You tell me this NOW?'
"I thought I told you earlier." Xion said while the ground began to shake like crazy. "And he's about to rise up."
'If he starts groaning bash his skull in, always works.'
That was when the earth exploded as a figure rose from the smoke and lava that oozed from the ground.
Yui muttered into Xion's death.
"What was that uncle?"
'Oh nothing.'
That was when the figure was revealed, a gray armored figure with black grasshopper like legs on each foot and near its arms, a large belt with a green center, green bug like eyes and two tiny pointed antenna on the head, who slowly walked out and grabbed the Satan Sabre with the right arm.
"Welcome to the world of the living." Xion spoke calmly. "Shadow Moon."
He looked at the figure. "Who are you that summons me from hell?"
'Ah! Knight zombie! I knew this day would come.'
Xion ignored him. "I am a being that brings salvation to the damned and foolish. And you have gained my attention."
Shadow Moon frowned before pointing the blade up. "You have some nerve to summon me for such an endeavor."
Yui groaned as Shadow Moon got ready to land a blow on the girl. 'Great, he's one of those high and mighty types, not even a thank you.'
Xion sighed. "So you won't hear my offer then? I see, alright, I guess I won't allow you to best Kamen Rider Black."
He stiffened before placing the blade down. "You know Black Sun?"
"Yes, I have all the knowledge of the world." She half lied as she only had half that knowledge. "And if you listen to me, perhaps one day I can let you fight him to the death."
"I will fight him even without your aid child." He growled. "But your words seem to ring true, speak or leave."
'Try and act like you'll leave him be, try to get him to come to you.'
"Not my style." She whispered. "Besides, he looks ready to attack, a typical tactic of villains with powers."
"Are you mocking me by talking to someone not there?" asked the villain with a frown.
"No, I am mocking you by saying you are not worthy of being the Creator King." She said while holding a black DISK in her hand. "You can't even kill your opposite."
Shadow Moon frowned while blasting her with green lightning from his hand.
She dodged while Yui was surprised at the move.
'Wow, I didn't know kamen riders could shoot lightning.'
"He's the exception." She whispered before pulling out a DISK. "O-Secure!"
A bright light covered Shadow Moon before he got sucked into the object as it gained a brown color with his face in the center of the object.
"Two down, a trillion to go." She said. "And it's a Fighting DISK, interesting."
'Congrats! You caught a knight zombie!'
'Let me out!' yelled a hologram of the villain before it went back into the DISK.
"Forgot to tell you that sometimes occupants of DISKS will make holograms, but unlike you uncle, they can't do that for long and will stay there until needed." Xion said. "Oh and the DISKS are tailor made for them upon arrival...except yours uncle."
'Wow, giving exposition after it's been made obvious, definitely part of Omni in you.'
"Was that sarcasm?" She asked while making a yellow portal.
'And quick wit too, give the lady a prize.'
"I can throw your DISK into a black hole you know." Xion threatened with a glare of hate.
'Oh yeah? And how are you gonna close it up without my power? Then you'd have to deal with a wide open black hole sucking up everything.'
"..." she huffed cutely. "Meany uncle."
'Hey, it's jackass uncle, and thank you.'
She walked into the portal as it closed behind her.
(In another corner of the omniverse)
ZOOP!
And appeared in the middle of a forest.
"Land of Fire." She said while looking around. "But I don't sense the villain we need."
'Really? Come on Xion, don't you watch Naruto?'
"I stopped after seeing Boruto, it's the first of the series right?"
'Wow….you have a LOT to watch, minus the Boruto stuff, you can skip all that.'
"But the snakes were cool." She pouted.
'If you can block out Boruto himself then maybe, but for now, let me know which villain you need.'
Xion started walking. "It's not the new villians, that is for sure uncle. So….it's toilet mouth? I think?"
'...you sure we're not in some bad fanfic of Naruto?'
"We aren't. Trust me, we aren't uncle, why?"
'Nevermind. Well if you're looking for someone who curses, we're looking for either Tayuya or Hidan.'
"Tayuya….oh!" She smirked. "The ghost girl you and father influenced to have sex with Naruto. I remember her, I think."
'Yeah, but depending when we are she's probably dead.'
Xion walked on before seeing a giant pit with strings and pieces of paper all over the area. "This was where the villain was, but I don't sense the energy anywhere."
'A pit? Oh! It's Hidan then.'
She looked down and saw….nothing. "Where's the head?"
'He's buried under all the dirt and stuff.'
"I can see that, but I don't sense any chakra down there." She then caused her right hand to form a giant robotic arm and took the dirt out, revealing the threads and paper to be completely destroyed or cut. "...oh no."
'Aw shit, he got loose.'
"But who would do this? Wasn't there a war before Boruto's time?" Xion asked. "A big one at that?"
'Yeah, but Hidan wasn't in it. His clone yeah, but not the original. Either he managed to eat through the rubble, or someone dub him out.'
She frowned before realizing something. "Noix has my list! And on it was…..oh no."
'Aw shit. Figures we'd have to lose an immortal sadistic bastard to that copycat.' He growled before both sensed something coming right at them.
SLASH!
And nearly got beheaded by a three pronged scythe from behind as Xion dodged the attack and jumped onto a branch.
"Fuck! I missed."
'There he is!'
She turned and saw Hidan, his cloak now repaired, right under the tree. "Hidan, how did you get out?"
"Simple, some bitch got me out." He smirked. "But then I got sucked into a shuriken and was fucking ordered to kill you."
'Put me in Xion, I'll kick this guy's ass with my eyes closed.'
"Bad idea." Xion whispered. "You might be at full power, but you might get killed. Plus without you, I can't use my full power. That and if I use Penny, she will get destroyed in an instant."
'I resent that!' Penny yelled from her DISK.
'Sounds like she heard you, DUCK!'
She jumped back while the scythe sliced the trees like butter as Hidan ran after her.
"Get back here you slut!"
'Hey don't call my niece a slut! I haven't had time to turn her into one!'
"Not now!" She blushed while dodging another strike before seeing Hidan throwing the scythe at her. "WOAH!"
"Take that pagan!" he laughed as the scythe dug into a tree and pinned her against it with the blades.
"Gah!" She frowned at Hidan. "You won't win today."
"I already did, and this time." He grinned. "My lord will be getting a soul for his feast."
"Without the ritual? Ain't that a pagan thing to do?" She asked with Yui smirking at the logic.
He blinked before snapping. "That got me trapped you whore!"
'Again, not really a whore if she's a virgin. Xion you know I got the power, bring me out and I'll kick his ass.'
"Not now!" She whispered before seeing Shadow Moon's DISK and had an idea. "Hey Hidan, before you kill me, I have a gift for you. From your god."
"Eh? From Jashin-sama?"
"Yep, one for surviving in a pit for a few years and a war." She said while Yui filled in the details. "And to show you true power, one that even the shadow user would never gain in his lifetime."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah." She carefully pulled out the DISK. "He placed his essence in this shuriken."
"WHAT?!"
"And he wants you to release him. But only I know the secret words to free him."
"Then what are you waiting for? Do it!"
"I need to move my arms, I'm pinned to an oak tree." She deadpanned. "It only works when the person is free to move."
Yui snickered at this. 'What an idiot.'
Hidan moved the blade away as Xion landed on her feet.
"Thank you." She said while placing the DISK near the sky as dark brown energy covered her. "O-Smash!"
BOOM!
(Insert Fukkatsu Shadowmoon)
She threw it to the ground as the dark brown energy began to form a pillar while dark green lightning hit the ground.
"Ah!" yelled Shadow Moon while his body was changing from brown data lines to his original color pattern and slashed the air a little. "Free, and I heard your pathetic tone." He pointed at Hidan with his right index finger. "And you think I am a god? Foolish human."
"Huh? Hey who the fuck are you?"
He chuckled before pointing his blade at him. "I am the Century King of the moon, Shadow Moon. And you human, are in my way."
Hidan frowned. "You a king? Ha! Fucking bastard heretic."
Shadow Moon frowned. "You have one chance to live, and it's wearing down every time you speak with that pathetic voice of yours."
"Pathetic? The only pathetic thing is that stupid outfit of yours." He pointed at the man. "You look like a fucking samurai!"
He then slashed at him with the blade as it somehow caused a burning sensation on the ninja's chest. "Your corpse will belong to the earth you foolish human!"
"I was already buried, I ain't going back in the damn hole again!"
Yui watched on while Xion hid behind a tree as Shadow Moon ran at Hidan and slashed at the ninja. 'You're using a villain against a villain?'
"The O-DISKS allow for that, plus it's all we have right now." Xion explained. "Plus Shadow Moon is deadly for a reason, but this Hidan might use voodoo on him right?"
'If he gets blood from the dude, then yeah.'
"His suit is tough enough to survive lava." She whispered as Shadow Moon sent a slash of red energy at Hidan, who dodged and attempted to slash the armor.
KLANK!
Only for the middle tip to break from the hard armor.
"Pathetic." The insect themed villain spoke before sending lightning at Hidan and used it along with his sword to slam him against the trees.
"AHHH!"
He then raised the blade up while his free hand conducted green lightning as he punched up. "Shadow Punch!"
BAM!
He went flying up before jumping onto a tree branch, with some static around his body. "Damn bastard."
Shadow Moon looked up and him before sending another red wave of energy at him.
"He's tough." Xion muttered. "But isn't Hidan a very good ninja?"
'He mostly relies on his ritual and weapon.'
"Wow, one trick horse." She muttered. "But he's immortal, so that might be a good factor."
'I think you mean bad.'
"Why?"
'He's a villain, duh.'
"...meaning what uncle?"
'An evil dude, who is immortal, both of which are not a good combination, ever, for anyone.'
"...so?" She asked while Shadow Moon ran after Hidan.
'You'll understand in time.'
Xion sighed. "Look, let's follow them and try to get Hidan into a DISK. If Noix has already captured him, then another O-Secure can destroy that bond and allow us to use him against that villian."
Yui blinked at this. 'Ok….'
"Trust me, it's hard to understand." She sighed before running after the villains. "Like for example, apparently father keeps the omniverse's black holes in your stomach."
'Ew.'
(With the villains)
SLASH!
"Just die you bastard!"
Shadow Moon blocked the scythe with one arm while jump kicking Hidan away and sent green lightning at him. "You first human."
"Ahhh!" yelled Hidan getting electrocuted.
Shadow Moon then jumped up and went right at him with his right leg. "Shadow Kick!"
BAM!
And sent him flying a few feet while tumbling around like a tumbleweed.
'What's with him and why doesn't he get exhausted from losing chakra?!' Hidan thought while seeing Xion jumping in the trees. He glared and picked himself up. "You! This is all on you ya bitch!"
"You were the one trying to kill me." She deadpanned. "It's your fault you wanted to see your lesser god so badly."
"Oi!" He yelled while getting his arm slashed off by Shadow Moon's blade while getting kicked to the ground. "Ow! Knock it off you fuck!"
He moved closer to him before pointing the blade downwards at the ninja's heart. "You cannot beat me, human filth."
"Fuck you!"
He then stabbed the heart as Hidan screamed out in pain and Xion noticed Shadow Moon's armor was starting to turn brown and graph like.
"What the…." she muttered out loud, catching Yui's attention.
'What is it?'
"Uncle." She said while looking at the DISK. "Did we add a timer to the DISKS before we left?"
'No.'
"Then why is Shadow Moon covered in data?!"
'I thought you knew.'
"No I didn't!" She snapped as Shadow Moon was sent right back to the DISK, blade and all, while Hidan was in pain and very confused.
"What...the fuck?!"
'Aw great, this thing works on a damn timer.'
Xion groaned before seeing Hidan and grabbed an empty DISK. "Get ready to have a toilet ninja as a guest."
"Hey, what are you doing?"
She pointed the DISK at him. "O-Secure!"
He felt his body getting sucked in as the DISK became brown with the Jashin's symbol in the center of it.
"Contained." She muttered as a hologram of Hidan screamed in rage.
'FUCK YOU BITCH!'
'You caught a Hidan!'
The hologram went back into the DISK while Xion looked distraught.
"A timer….a timer I got rid of….." she looked down and grumbled in sadness.
'Can't you fix it?'
"No…." she groaned. "It will take years to find the code for disarming the O-DISK System's Timer Function."
'Or you know, I could help if you let me out.'
"You aren't a Tech DISK, you are an Energy DISK, plus we created Noix by tampering with the system. Do you want another one popping up?"
'...fair point.'
Xion sighed before looking at a small book with a lot of names in it. "Let's see….ok. Three DISKS, one hero and two villians. Looks like we have to find the others before Noix gets any more villains or releases any of the Forbidden DISKS she stole."
'I guess you could say we….gotta catch them all.'
Cue crickets chirping in the distance as several crows said 'Aho aho' in the sky above.
'Oh come on that was classic.'
"And bad." Xion muttered while making a portal. "Next stop…..somewhere without chakra."
'Amen.'
"Yes uncle?" She asked. "You want something?"
'No I...nevermind.'
She shrugged before walking in.
(Elsewhere)
Noix frowned while looking through the DISKS. "He had one job, and he blew it." She then picked up a DISK and smirked. "But I know this one won't."
To be continued.
Next Episode: Capture Mission #2, Snakes and Guns Galore!
