The Revival and Re-Death of Everybody
When Spongebob killed everyone with his ugly-barnicleness, he also caused a great calamity in the alternate dimension. Timmy, the Giant 50-Foot Goatee, was about to eat the Divine Pizza of World-sustaining! The Rainbow Ponies of Valhalla must save the world ONCE AGAIN! They donned their happy-armor, forged in the Fires of Joy, and flew off to steal this Pizza from the clutches of Timmy! They arrived, and fought fiercely, but Timmy's Goatee was too manly, and they could not trim it. However, at this precise moment, Chuck Norris came and ROUNDHOUSE-KICKED TIMMY INTO OBLIVION! But all is not well! The Goatee had already taken a bite of the Pizza, and now it is covered with the evil hairs of the Timmy! To finish this heoric quest, Chuck norris imbued his very essence into the hairs of the Timmy, and they floated off and landed on the Naruto bits, Itachi, Choji, the Tortise of Food, Ichiraku,the Jubi Chairs, and Spongebob. But with the revival of Spongebob he was too ugly again, and killed everyone again. THE END!
