Author's Note: Thank you guys sooo much! I looked at the reviews and I honestly felt flattered when I read them, so I felt compelled to write another as soon as possible!
WARNING: Spoilers from 'Monmusu Quest!/Monster Girl Quest 2 & 3
Extra Note: I still don't have that much experience with social networks, so the next chapter is a guess from what the website would do.
So, may I present to you: The VOCALOIDS – Social Networking 2!
Luka just updated his status from: 'Awesome'to: 'Dead'.
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Status update from Alice Fateburn: Hora~Hora :p
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New comment from: Nyx
Did you enjoy your little 'session' with Luka, then?
Alice Fateburn replied:
Yes, it was very… delicious, if you know what I mean… ;)
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Isfret replied:
Don't you think Luka will want revenge?
Alice Fateburn replied:
Ha! You crack me up. Like hell he'll have a chance against me.
Ma 'at replied:
But didn't he defeat you in your own castle? With only a mortal sword?
Alice Fateburn replied:
Yeah, but he hasn't got a chance against MY style of attacks…
Ilias replied:
Blearfgresghfirerf,fn s protoplasmic bimmmmboooo! Gfierfgerfgberyshdnx ehfdoef;
5 dolllllaaaaaaaaarrrrssssssssssss? Ged outta here!
Link Stone replied:
… Ma 'at, we're gonna need a therapist again. And some godly AK-47s.
Ma 'at replied:
Do you not remember what happened to that last therapist? And you do know that Ilias has a chainsaw, a basketball and a Magnum-44 under her dress, right?
Miku Hatsune replied:
What happened to the last therapist?
Isfret replied:
The last therapist was a male minor god. I think that explains it all.
Miku Hatsune replied:
…Oh.
Luka updated his status from 'Dead' to 'Haunting Alice Fateburn'.
Ilias updated her status from 'Awesome saaaauuuuuccceeee' to 'BcbiubiDBibdUIYGBYDCUSWAG'
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Kaito Shion posted:
Nero Akita WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?
Photo Caption: ABSOLUTE MESS! :(
Nero Akita replied:
What…?
Kaito Shion replied:
OH HO HO, DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME, YOU ORANGE-HAIRED FREAK! YOU AND THAT GREEN SOD BASHED INTO MY ROOM WHILE I WAS CHASING THE ICE-CREAM TRUCK DOWN THE STREET!
Mikuo Hatsune replied:
TEAL! MY HAIR IS TEAL! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!
Nero Akita replied:
Kaito Shion, IT WAS YOUR FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WHAT BIMBO CHASES AN ICE-CREAM TRUCK DOWN THE STREET?
Rin Benzene replied:
Nero Akita, Mikuo Hatsune, Kaito Shion, are you guys, like, the caps-locks rapists?
Nero Akita replied:
And are you the grammar police?
Len Benzene replied:
Hey, you can't talk to her like that!
Nero Akita:
Says the guy who got defeated by one of the weakest creepy pastas of all time.
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Rin Benzene:
Slenderman's not that weak.
Isfret replied:
Aren't you backing up the guy who nearly killed your boyfriend there?
Rin Benzene replied:
…Whatever.
Kaito Shion replied:
Can we please get back to the matter at hand?
THOSE TWO –bleep- -bleep- WENT INTO MY –bleep- ROOM AND –bleep- TRASHED IT!
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Ares just posted:
Take a look, ladies. ;)
Photo caption: My SEXEH abs ;)
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New comment from: Link Stone
Show off.
Ares replied:
Just because you're as thin as a thread, doesn't mean you have to be nasty, my friend ;)
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Link replied:
'Friend' my ass!
And just because you're as gay as –bleep- doesn't mean you have to act like a –bleep-.
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Ares replied:
Show-off.
Aphrodite just posted:
Oh dear, I seem to be missing my hairbrush again. Help!
New comment from: Ma 'at
Just because you lost your hairbrush (for about the 213,684,497th time) beauty queen, doesn't mean that Facebook is your personal assistant. And stop posting so many selfies, Barbie doll, you look like a Miley Cyrus wannabe.
Isfret, Link Stone, Ilias, Hecate, Rin Benzene, Len Benzene and 900 others liked this.
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Aphrodite replied:
My, my, aren't you getting 'jelllyyyy!' No matter how hard you try, you will never be like me. No matter how hard you try.
Ma 'at replied:
Why would I want to be like you, you overgrown snot-bag?
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Athena replied:
I'm with you, girl. Aphrodite nearly destroys the throne room whenever she loses her makeup set.
Link Stone replied:
And you wonder why I and Hecate spend so much time in the Egyptian throne room.
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