Only I would text my friend at four in the morning to tell her that Oliver Sykes got a haircut. xD
'My hair makes girls instantly wet, makes mothers cry, and makes babies happy. And it makes people in the army think why are we fighting?'
"The most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I was wearing a hair extension and it fell out on set"
"This year I actually had to complain to the crowd, I had to say, look if your gonna throw a bottle at me, throw it right"
"The best girls name has got to be Holly, because it's pretty much Oli with an H"
"I have a penis tattooed on my leg, and high five tattooed on my palm. I don't regret them yet, but I'm sure when my children disown me as a father, I may have some remorse"
Omfg. That man is amazing. Like can I marry him now? xD
Thanks for the reviews, loves. ~ :3
Nyssa walked into the Hephaestus cabin and noticed something unusually strange about Leo. He was quiet. She walked over to the bunk where he was laying down and staring at the bunk on top of his as if he was in some kind of trance, "Leo are you okay?"
He turned to her, "Yeah"
"Uh... Then what are you doing...?"
"Thinking"
"About...?"
"Dad and Aphrodite are married right?" Nyssa nodded slowly, "So then that makes the all the Aphrodite kids our step brothers and sisters... Right?"
Nyssa thought for a while, "Huh... Guess you're right... I actually never thought about that," she said shrugging, "Anyway, I gotta go help Will out- He got his head stuck in a bucket again"
"Alright" Said Leo sitting up as Nyssa walked out of the cabin. He took out his iPod and went on the facebook app and typed into the status bar, 'Random Realization: Hephaestus and Aphrodite are married. Hephaestus is my dad, Aphrodite is Piper's mom... So that means Piper is my step sister :P'
He scrolled down to other posts until he got a notification from Piper, 'Oh gods... You've gotta be kidding me...'
He commented back, 'What? It's an honor to be one of my sisters!'
Leo rolled his eyes at Piper's next comment, 'NO IT'S NOT!' Psh. Yes it is.
He read the next couple of comments:
Drew: EWWWWWWWWWW. LEO and me can't be siblings!
Hazel Levesque: Aww come on. He can't be that bad... Can he?
Thank you! He thought and clicked 'Like' on Hazel's comment.
He read the next two comments:
Zeus: Yes, you are all step brothers and sisters. Even if they weren't married you'd still be somehow related
Piper McLean: UGHHHHHHHHHH. .-.
Still somehow related...? He smiled evily and commented back, 'Sooo... If we're all somehow related anyway... If Piper and Jason start going out... It would be incest, right'
He could already imagine Piper blushing and angrily shouting his name. He smiled again as he read Piper's comment, 'NO! IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! ...Besides, incest is when you have intercourse with a closer relative... Like a brother or sister'
He tilted his head to the side a bit. Intercourse? Who the hell still says that? 'Oh... Intercourse?'
'Sex -.-' Piper commented back.
Leo chuckled and commented, 'Why didn't you just say sex then? Lolololol ...Sex. xD Hahahahahaha, sex... with a sister xD' He closed the facebook app and continued to laugh.
Zeus sighed and continued to scroll down his news feed. This thing is so boring... He had been on there for about an hour and he hadn't seen any interesting posts- Only a bunch of college drunks giving the duck face which he wasn't sure why he added in the first place. He scrolled down a bit more and finally saw a status from someone he actually knew.
Thalia Grace: Today at the Sleeping With Sirens concert some guy spanked my butt. -.-
"WHAT?" he boomed.
"Zeus, are you okay?" Hera called out stepping into the hallway from the kitchen. She saw Zeus on the computer and bit her lip, "Did you see the credit card bill?"
He turned to her, "What?"
"Um... Nothing..." She ran back into the kitchen, "I'm... I'm making fried chicken for breakfast!"
"Wait! What about the credit card bill? Did you buy another chariot? Like I tell Aphrodite- Just because I'm the king doesn't mean I have all the drachmas on Olympus!" He shouted. He shook his head and went back to Thalia's status. He commented, 'WHAT? WHO'S THE POOR BASTARD THAT DARED TO TOUCH MY DAUGHTER? I'LL SEND HIM TO THE FIELDS OF PUNISHMENT AND HAVE HIM WOVEN INTO HADES' UNDERWEAR.'
Almost as soon as he hit the 'enter' key he got a like on his comment from Percy and a completely irrelevant comment, 'So THAT'S the horrible thing you do to get woven into Hades' underwear! :D'
Well... Maybe not THAT irrelevant...
He ignored his comment and read Thalia's comment, 'Don't worry dad, I beat the shit outta the bastard.'
He chuckled and liked her comment, 'That's my girl :)' Of course Thalia would beat him up. He read the next couple of comments:
Thalia Grace: And wtf Percy? xD
Percy Jackson: I've always wondered what horrible thing you do to get woven into Hades' underwear:p
Thalia Grace: Wow. Just wow. Lmao xD
Thalia Grace: Why are so many guys liking this?
Leo Valdez: 'Cause the guy who had the guts to spank Zeus' sexy daughter's ass is now our hero
Zeus widened his eyes and commented, 'DO YOU WANT TO GET WOVEN INTO HADES' UNDERWEAR, LEO?'
He laughed lightly as he read Leo's next comment, 'N-No! Sorry sir, I was just kidding!' Oh the powers of caps lock.
He commented back, 'YOU BETTER BE!' and logged off his facebook.
It's hot, it's a Sunday, you're extremely bored, you're surrounded by dead people, your wife hates you (but she won't admit she secretly likes you) and you pretty much have a sad immortal life. So what are you supposed to do?
Hades stalks his kids' facebook profiles.
He sighed and clicked out of Nico's profile. He would rather listen to Persephone's fangirling over Chris Hemsworth. Seriously. All Nico posted about was how much he hates the world and how depressing his life. Well, you know what they say... Like father, like son.
He clicked on Hazel's profile and read the first post:
Hazel Levesque and Frank Zhang are in a relationship.
"PERSEPHONE!" he yelled.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?" Persephone shouted back walking into the living room.
"Did you know about this?" Hades asked pointing to the computer screen.
Persephone looked at the screen and smiled, "Yes! Isn't it cute?"
"What? No!" He shouted and read the comments:
Percy Jackson: FINALLY!
Leo Valdez: GET SOME! ;)
'DO YOU WANT TO GET WOVEN INTO MY UNDERWEAR, LEO?' he commented. Persephone raised an eyebrow.
'Uh... No sir... .-.' was Leo's comment.
'Frank, if you hurt Hazel, I will personally sow you into my lucky underwear. You got that kid?' he commented. Persephone snorted, he raised an eyebrow at her.
'Yes sir... .-.' was Frank's comment.
I love how everyone's calling me sir!
He read Hazel's comment, 'Daaaaad...'
'I'm just trying to be a good father. Oh and Nico, keep an eye on them. Make sure they keep things at a PG level' he commented back.
"That's it; I can't take it anymore" Persephone burst out laughing when she read what he had typed down, "You? Be a good father?"
"What...? I can be a good father!" Hades protested.
"Yeah. That's coming from the man who fathered Hitler" she said wiping a tear from her eye.
"Will you stop using that against me every single time?"
Persephone started walking back to the dining room and shook her head, "Nope"
Hades rolled his eyes and read the next couple of comments:
Nico di Angelo: Yes father.
Frank Zhang: ...
Hazel Levesque: DAD! Dx
Nico di Angelo: Hahaha! I love when dad embarrasses you! :P
Hazel Levesque: SHUT UP! Dx
Hades raised an eyebrow, Well let's see how you like it. He went back to the home page and typed down on the status box, 'NICO, WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND? YOU'RE 15 YEARS OLD. YOU'RE GOING TO END UP LIKE THAT FOREVER ALONE GUY I KEEP SEEING ALL OVER THE INTERNET.' He clicked enter and he heard Persephone laughing in the kitchen. He smiled and rolled his eyes, She would laugh. He read the first few comments:
Nico di Angelo: Dx WTF?
Hazel Levesque: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! xD
Persephone: When he ends up forever alone, he's not living with us.
He rolled his eyes again at Persephone's comment.
Nico di Angelo: Who'd want to live with you, bitch?
Persephone: Watch it di Angelo, or I'll turn you into a dandelion again.
Nico di Angelo: Whatever.
Maybe I should say something...
'Now, now, Nico. Respect your mother' he commented.
Nico di Angelo: She's not my mom. She's a sad excuse for a step-mom.
Persephone: This is why I don't like you people.
Hades logged off from his facebook and shout, "QUIT LYING, PERSEPHONE! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!"
I got kinda lazy in the last part :P
I stayed home from school today cause it's just one of those days when I really, really don't wanna go xp
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