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Can't I Stay As a Cat?

First transformation Arc

Tsunade-samaaaaaaaaa!

Imitating the flutter of a butterfly, Sakura slowly awakes from her slumber. Batting her eye lashes a bit more, it stops immediately. Staring into space, the pinkette attempts recover. She couldn't see much, as her vision appeared to be butchered from the fall. Not used to all of this just yet, the pink-haired girl keeps opening and closing her eyes. Except nothing worked. The vision of black and gray seemed to truly overcome her way of thinking. As she sat there, an old motion picture of Sai hovered above.

After losing many minutes, she finally speaks. "W-what's up with my eyes?" the pinkette thought aloud.

Sai just stared at her. "What do you mean?" all he manages to say.

Just a question, but tad bit stretched out.

Which is what the kunoichi didn't like, not one bit.

Eye brows furrowed, Sakura struggles to get up. "Y-you.. know what I-I'm talking about!" the girl hisses, clenching her side with a stray hand.

The painter raises an eye brow. "Do you really want to know?" Sai questions, earning a nod. "Alright. I can't just tell you about it."

"And why not?" growled the kunoichi. "I know about the serum. It caused me to faint."

Suddenly, he starts to smile. "Ah. Well there's no point of explaining about your transformation then."

Blinking in confusion, "T-transformation?" stutters the pinkette. Debating on whether to deal with this, Sakura lifts up a hand. "HOLY NARUTOS! I h-have.. I have..."

"Wooo, we hit the jackpot!" sang a woozy voice.

"Tsunade-sama! Come back here!"

Green eyes expand in surprise, "Shisou? Shizune? Why did they leave me over here?" she questions in wonder.

"To get drunk. What else could it be?" Sai mentions with a shrug. "Listen forehead, I think they're going to experiment on you."

"Well, we'll just see about that..." grumbled the petite woman.

Out of the blue, a cloud of smoke spreads through out the room. Sai shuts his eyes to prevent stray dust particles from infecting him. A little further down in the swarm, the outline of Sakura's body starts to shrink in size. 'W-what's happening to me?' mused the pinkette, lost in her thoughts.

In under five minutes she stops transforming. Sakura watches in awe as her tail seemed to fan at the dust plaguing her vision. Once it left, a frown plasters over her face once more. The gray scale of sight has increased one hundred percent. As she stood there, a loud bang went off outside.

The creature is suddenly spooked by the random noise and rushes past him in surprise. Ducking underneath the desk, only a pair of glowing green eyes with the slits of an almond are visible. Sakura backs up in fright as the noise grew bigger and bigger, only to pop as the door busts open. The pinkette huffs in annoyance, glaring at the main figure in the front.

Tsunade seemed to have engaged in a laughing fit.

Holding up a sake battle, the woman just couldn't cease to stop spreading joy.

But apparently Shizune wasn't pleased. "I should have never told her about the free sake from the explosion.." she signed, drooping like a wilted flower.

"At least someone is having a grand time." pipes up Sai, "How long until she gets sober?"

"Honestly, I don't know..."Responds the aid. Suddenly, she feels Tsunade's arm wrap around her waist. "Eep! H-hime.."

"S-sakura... y-you transformed into another woman." slurred the slug princess. "Why didn't you tell me that the animal serum was a com..com..complete disaster?"

"What? I'm no-" before Shizune could finish, she adverted her gaze downwards. "Green eyes?"

"Yes! Of course your eyes are green...like a lime Skittle! Mwahahaha!"

"Oh Tsunade, your jokes are so stale." sweat dropped the black haired woman.

Shizune and Sai watched their hokage dance and even try to clap her cheeks. (Which Shizune screamed at, while Sai received a mild nose bleed.)

"Pssst.. Sai. I have a plan. Do you mind hearing it?" whispered the apprentice.

"Sure. When you stop talking like a mouse." he replies, attempting to clean up the string of red from his nostrils with a tissue.

Face flustered, the medic-warrior's assistant carries on. "Why don't you get Sakura out of here. I'll try and explain everything to Tsunade when she stops acting like a drunken sailor." Then runs after her friend, hands risen as she tries to prevent something from happening. "No! Don't get up on the table."

Standing up on the wood, "Make me, you shroom!" exclaims the woman. Tsunade starts dancing. "Let's go score some dicks!"

"Well, this day has proved to be interesting.." Sai mumbled, scratched the side of his face. "And I wonder why I'm usually left out of these types of stories."

Turning to face him, Shizune speaks. "Hurry up and get her out from underneath the table."

"How can I without getting attacked by Lady Thumps-A-Lot?"

"Um.. um.." she repeats, adverting her gaze from right to left, at last she locks eyes with him. "Why don't you try and call out to her?"

"Alright. I'll give it a shot."

As Shizune fought with the woman to remove her self from off the desk, the male attempts to complete the task cast over directly to him.

Instead of even attempting to act professional he went, "Hey ugly. Did you grow a beard today?"

Suddenly everyone stops what they are doing.

To hear the most loudest scream yet..


A/N: Hehehe. Who do you think howls like that? I dooo.

Anyways, there's a poll up if anybody is interested. There's more add-ons to the list! xD