#2 Night on a plane
It was raining... actually it wasn't I was joking. It was a really sunny day... alright fine it was raining. I was cleaning some pubic hair off of my coat as a little girl took one of them and ran away, I never saw her again.
That was awkward... I'm really starting to like these strange pubic hair fetish people here.
So I was walking down the road other day, two fine chicks were walking my way "Hey, ladies what are you doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say, but I panicked, my voice started to shake. Finally I got into my Volvo and started to drive off... all of a sudden... a wet squirrel with aids attacks me! I grabbed it from its tail and sucked its blood...oh, fuck... I also have aids now... meh whatever.
It was just a dream, I was still on plane and ready to get off...
