And back again. Well this is weird. An update tht actually on time!? Has this new day and age come?? Yea…. Lame joke I no…

Still poor….

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The gAang goes into kung fu action mode to 100% except for Katara since she has the sleeping baby and all it's more like 99%.

"I heard you guys flying around up there so I thought I'd come up." Appa roared and licked Zuko twice as he recognized the dude who saved him.

Ew… bison slobber… Zuko thought as he wiped off the saliva off his forehead. Aang decreased kung fu action mode to 80%.

"I know you guys must be surprised to see me here."

"Not really, since you followed us all over the world." Sokka retorted.

"Right…" Zuko felt very embarrassed and awkward and ashamed. "Well…uh…anyway…what I wanted to tell you about is that I've changed and I'm good now and I think I should join your group. Oh! And I can teach firebending to you." Zuko looked at the confused Avatar.

"You wanna what now?" asked Toph.

"You can't possibly think that any one of us would trust you, can you? I mean how stupid do you think we are?"

"Yeah! All you've ever done is try to hunt us down and capture Aang!"

"I've done some good things!" Zuko exclaimed. "I mean, I could've stolen your bison in Ba Sing Se, but I set him free! That's something." Appa licked him again.

"Appa does seem to like him…"

"He probably just covered himself with honey or something so that Appa would lick him. I'm not buying it."

(A/N: ima skip ahead cuz I don't feel lik typing the whole conversation out.)

"If you won't take me as a part of your group, then take me as a prisoner." Zuko kneeled down with his arms out for them to bind them.

"No! We won't!" Katara knocked him down with her water. The baby woke up through all the noise and laughed with his arms, reaching out to Zuko and said one of the most bizarre things.

"Daddy!"

"Huh?"

"Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy!" He giggled some more, squirming, reaching out for his 'daddy'.

Zuko looked so confused and scared, Katara looked so confused and scared, they all looked so confused and scared, Sokka looked like he was going to faint that he supported himself with the wall next to him. Since Katara didn't let him go to his daddy, he started to fuss around and cry.

"Uh oh." Aang said. All their problems were gone and were focused on the crying baby.

"What should we do?"

"He wants his dad!" said Toph, with her ears covered from the screaming.

"No way." Zuko exaggerated with his arms.

"Katara, I think you should give Zuko the baby."

"No way! What if he kills him?!"

"I would never do such a thing!" Zuko yelled.

"Katara just give Uncle the baby." said Sokka and she did so but he still screamed.

"Daddy!"

"Shh, shh, shh…" Uncle Sokka tried to calm the toddler but failed.

"Sokka, let me try." said Aang. He went up to the baby's face and did funny faces but still failed and still wailing for his daddy.

"OH MY GOSH JUST GIVE ZUKO THE BABY AND SHUT HIM UP!" You know who said it. Uncle Sokka frowned in rejection and slowly gave the kid to Zuko. Zuko looked really uncomfortable, but held the baby in his arms, rocking it back and forth and he stopped crying instantly.

"Finally!" Toph cried out.

"I can't believe it."

"How did you do that?"

"I fail as an uncle!" Sokka fainted, but no one really cared.

The gAang exclaimed but was silenced by Zuko.

"Shhh! He's sleeping."

"Oh so he's your kid?" hissed Katara.

"I don't have any kids!" Zuko whispered fiercely.

"Then why does he look like you?"

"How should I know?"

"You're just trying to look innocent so you can join our group and kill Aang!"

"No I'm not!" As their arguments got angrier, so did their voices, waking poor little mini-Zuko.

"Great, you also make babies cry?"

"How is this my fault when you yelled first?!"

"Zuko, just give us the baby and leave." said Aang, making his final decision.

"What?"

"There's no way we can trust you after everything you've done. We'll never let you join us."

Zuko looked at the baby as if he was giving away his own child while rocking him as the baby slept. He walked towards the Avatar very carefully as if he was going to drop the kid, and handed him to the monk, slowly and carefully. Once he was in Aang's arms, he woke up and started fussing around, reaching for Zuko. Zuko turned around never looking back and walked slowly in depression.

Then he thought, "Wait a minute, why do I feel so lonely?? It's not even my kid!

"Oh right, they rejected me…" He sadly walked back to his camp and fell asleep.

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"Why would he fool us like that?" Katara asked.

"Obviously, he wants to lead us in some kind of trap." Sokka replied.

"This is just like when we were in prison together in Ba Sing Se. He starts talking about his mother and making it seem like he's an actual human being with feelings."

"He wants you to trust him and feel sorry for him so you let your guard down, then he strikes."

"The thing is it worked. I did feel sorry for him. I felt like he was really confused and hurt. But obviously when the time came, he made his choice. And we paid the price.

"We can't trust him."

"I kind of have a confession to make." said Aang. "Remember when you two were sick and I got captured by Zhao?"

"And you made us suck on frozen frogs?" Sokka continued. "How could I forget? I have a wart on the flap that hangs back on my throat for a month!"

"Sokka, I looked at it and told you there was nothing there!" Katara exclaimed.

"I could feel it! It's my throatal flap!"

"Anyways," Aang continued his confession. "when Zhao had me chained up, it was Zuko who came in and got me out.

"He risked his life to save me."

"No way!" Katara responded. "I'm sure he only did it so he could capture you himself!"

"Yeah, face it Aang. You're nothing but a big prize to him."

"You're probably right."

"And what was all of that crazy stuff about setting Appa free? What a liar!"

"Actually, he wasn't lying." Toph pointed out.

"Oh hooray!" Sokka sarcastically retorted. "In a lifetime of evil, at least he didn't add animal cruelty to the list."

"I'm just saying that considering his messed up family and how he was raised, he could've turned out a lot worse."

"You're right Toph." Katara copied her brother. "Let's go find him and give him a medal, the Not-As-Much-As-A-Jerk-As-You-Could've-Been reward!"

"All I know is, that while he was talking to us, he was sincere. Maybe you're all letting your hurt feelings keep you from thinking clearly."

"Easy for you to say! You weren't there when he had us attacked by pirates!" Katara retorted.

Sokka and Aang continued. "Or when he burned down Kyoshi Island."

"Or when he captured me at the fire temple!"

"Why would you even try to defend him?"

"Because Katara, you guys are so stupid?" Toph irritably said as the baby kept on crying for his daddy. "You're all ignoring one crucial fact! Aang needs a firebending teacher! We can't think of a single person in the world to do that!

"Now one shows up on a silver platter and you won't even think about?!" Toph stomped her feet to exaggerate.

Aang replied stubbornly. "I'm not having Zuko as my teacher."

"You're darn right you're not, buddy!"

"Well I guess that's settled." Katara said finally.

Toph growled in aggravation. "I'm beginning to wonder who the blind one is around here!" She walked away from them, hoping to find Zuko soon. And hoping to get away from the baby's crying because it was just damn annoying!

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See I can update when I want to. When I WANT to. Ahh… ppl r just so darn dumb these days… cept for toph. She's just always cool. :P review or no chapter! I just need at least one!