Author's note: First, I'd like to thank all my reviewers. I seriously didn't expect to get so many reviews so I'm extremely happy.

Anyways, school is killer as usual, and I'm suffering from lack of sleep. So, I once again did this all in one day, so it's not as good as I pictured it.

I would make Cross give worse punishments, but I've never been in trouble in school, so I can't really picture punishments...I'm not sure if I should be happy about that or not...

Disclaimer: I don't own DGM, and, from fear of being murdered by fan girls, I never will.

Also all the character are probably OOC in this, but for the sake of my story they have to be that way.


Chapter 1: The Starting Point

When Cross raised his hammer Allen held up his hand in defense, "Wai-" BANG!!

One hour later:

Cross sighed as he received yet another confiscated item from a student. Just today he received a bag of makeup, a dress, a bunch of accessories, and rope(though I can't imagine why someone would have rope at school) "These kids are lazy good for nothing imbeciles," thought a very tired Cross, "I wish I could take a nap like apparently half of the student body did today...Hmmm speaking of sleeping students, Allen probably won't be awake for the rest of the night."

Cross looked over at Allen, then at the items that had been confiscated today, then at a random chair in the middle of his office, and then back to Allen. After a second, an evil idea formed in Cross' head. Cross smirked as he approached Allen. "Well, it looks like you've finally come in handy, idiot apprentice."

It was the last period of the day, and Lenalee would have been worried about Allen, if it wasn't for the fact that Kanda and Lavi were already worrying about him. Lenalee sighed in bliss as she imagined what was going through Kanda's and Lavi's head.

Lavi was staring at the 'Getting-to-Know-You-Survey'(God, I hate those) that was placed on his desk, but the only thing going through his mind were horrible images of Allen-torture.

"God, why do these horrible images keep popping in my head?" thought Lavi, "Well, I guess this is what happens when you have psychology class in a basement." (seriously though there's a college I know that has their psychology class in a basement.)Lavi looked over at Kanda's survey, wondering how he could actually be concentrating on the stupid thing.

Kanda's POV

Geez what's with this stupid survey, I mean why the hell would they need to know what magazines I read. And what the hell is with the 'what is your sexual preference?' question. Well, whatever, I'm straight and that's all there is to it...I think...

Che! What am I saying, of course I'm straight it's not like I like any guy. Though, I do see why guys would like Allen. With his amazing silver hair that flows beautifully with the wind, his silver eyes that sparkle brilliantly with the moonlight, and the way he smiles is just- HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING?! I AM DEFINITELY NOT HOMO!

Speaking of homo why is that stupid rabbit looking at my survey, and why is he smirking. "Hey, stupid rabbit what are you staring at?" I asked him.

"Ah, well... I was just wondering why for sexual preference you put Allen's name," he answered me before laughing.

I looked down horrified, hoping that he was just joking, but sure enough I had answered that idiotic question with Allen's name. I felt my face quickly get hot and I quickly erased Allen's name, embarrassed. Lavi's still laughing, he should be glad that we're in school right now.

"I-I'm just a little worried, and that's it!," Even, though I said that, I can tell that Lavi doesn't believe me.

Oh god, I think I just heard Lenalee giggling. God, if she figures out that I like Allen then she's going to hatch some crazy plan and make me participate in it.

...WAIT! WHAT DID I JUST THINK. NO IT'S NOT TRUE! I DON'T LIKE ALLEN I'M NOT HOMO!!

Yes you are.

Fuck! Now I'm hearing voices, and, no, I do not like Allen!

Yes you do.

No I don't!

Yes you do.

I'm not going to argue with some stupid voice in my head!! Who are you anyways?

I'm the homo part of you.

What the hell is the homo part of me?

It's the part of you that likes guys...DUMBASS!

What did you just say!! Do you want me to kill you!!

You can't kill me, Kanda, I'm part of you. I'll always be a part of you. Do you feel me inside you, Kanda? Do you feel me?

Would you just go away already! You're really starting to freak me out.

Fine, I'll stop talking, but remember I'm a part of you and I'll always be here.

Whatever, I might as well get back to the survey.

'Question 56: Who do you like? '

...Damn...

Everyone's POV

Lavi, Lenalee, and Kanda were about to walk out of class when a huge commotion started in the hallway. The three walked out of the classroom and watched as the student body formed a small circle around something. The girls started taking pictures furiously and letting out 'Kyaa's.' Some of the guys were blushing as they stared at the object, while the others were laughing loudly.

"Man, I thought he looked like a girl when I first saw him, and this just proves it," laughed one guy as he and his clique walked by the three exorcists. A horrible realization came over the them as they stared at the crowd.

'No way, it can't be!' thought Kanda before pulling out Mugen and rushing towards the crowd. "Get away from him!" he yelled while getting everyone to back away from the object. Kanda turned towards the object, and the sight he saw before him caused him to drop his sword and gasp.

Lavi, seeing Kanda's reaction, quickly pushed through the crowd to get over to where Kanda stood.. When Lavi saw it, his eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped down to the ground.

Lenalee, watched as both of the boys started blushing, before finally making her way to them. When she saw it, she squealed in delight and quickly took a couple of pictures.

There, in the middle of the hallway, was a still unconscious Allen. He was wearing a dress, a ton of makeup, and a bunch of girly accessories. He was also tied(with rope of course) to a chair, with a sign taped on the back saying, 'Don't fall asleep in class!'

Two hours later:

Lavi, Lenalee, and Kanda sat in the condo that Komui had bought for them to live in while they were in Cali. They were all exhausted for different reasons.

Lavi was exhausted, because he ended up getting the task of carrying Allen home, changing his clothes, cleaning him up, and then tucking him in bed. He couldn't say he was unhappy about getting the task though. It's not every day where he could undress Allen and not be called a pervert.

Kanda was exhausted, because after seeing Allen, the homo voice came back and wouldn't leave him alone.

Lenalee was exhausted, because she ended up getting a huge nosebleed after imagining Lavi undressing Allen and doing certain 'H' things to him. But, she had no time for exhaustion, because she had to let Lavi and Kanda know about her idea.

Before she could speak, Lavi decided he had to say something. "Hey, Lenalee, I know how you read all those BL novels and stuff...so I was wondering... if um maybe you could help me with something..." said Lavi as he avoided looking Lenalee in the eyes.

Lenalee quickly brightened up, having a good feeling about what Lavi was about to ask. "Yes, yes go ahead Lavi I'll help you with anything," she answered almost too enthusiastically.

"Err...well...I uh...to Allen...I..." Lavi stuttered suddenly feeling as if the whole world was watching him.

"Good lord, rabbit! Just say it already!" barked an annoyed Kanda.

"Well," Lavi took a deep breath, "I like Allen, and I want to ask him out."

Lenalee squealed, jumped up, and she grabbed Lavi's hands, "OH MY GOD! YES! I WILL DEFINITELY HELP YOU OUT!!"

Kanda stared at Lavi shocked, before quickly recovering and standing up. "NO, I won't let you!" he yelled causing Lavi and Lenalee to look at him shocked.

Lavi glared slightly at Kanda, "What was that chopped hair Yuu? Can you speak up?" stated a slightly angered Lavi.

"You heard me Rabbit! I told you I'm not going to let you ask Allen out!" yelled Kanda grabbing Lavi's collar.

"Oh, yea. Well what are you going to do? Fight me for him?" asked Lavi not caring about the hand gripping tightly on his collar.

"Ha, is that a challenge?" asked Kanda.

Lenalee rubbed her hands together before thinking, 'Yes! This is totally going the way I planned. It's a good thing I hinted at Lavi earlier that Allen wanted to go out with him.'

Lenalee pushed the boys away from each other before declaring, "I have an idea on how you two can settle this."

"And what would that be?" asked Lavi as he rubbed his neck.

"Well," started Lenalee, "you two can participate in a competition, using a point system that I just made up. And the first person that reaches 1000 points wins."

"And what is this point system?" asked a now curious Kanda.

"It's quite simple actually," stated Lenalee, who was beaming with excitement, " it all centers around Allen. If you do something sweet and romantic for Allen, you get 20 points, if you make Allen blush then you get 50 points, and if you kiss Allen then you get 100 points. Oh, and it goes without saying, but, either me or someone else has to see it."

"I accept!" declared a more than enthusiastic Lavi, thinking he could easily win.

"What the fuck!? Why the hell would I-" Kanda started before being interrupted by Lenalee.

"Since you guys already practically agreed to fight for Allen, if one of you two don't accept the challenge then the other person automatically wins the prize. The prize, of course, is being Allen's boyfriend," Lenalee said smiling at Kanda.

"...fine, I'll do it. But don't get me wrong it's not like I actually like that bean sprout. I just don't want him to have to go out with this perverted rabbit," said Kanda turning away from the other two exorcists.

"Right, Kanda. If that what helps you sleep at night," giggled Lenalee.

Lavi looked over at Kanda, and when their eyes met, he smirked. "Well, then, I think I'll go and check up on Allen," Lavi said skipping towards Allen's room.

"Not alone, you're not," said Kanda following Lavi.

Lenalee watched the two go with a huge smile on her face, 'Ah, I never imagined that it would actually work out this perfectly.'


Author's Note:Wow I just realized how much Yullen was in this chapter(because of the way I portrayed Kanda in this chapter he now reminds me of Misaki from Junjou Romantica...I'll have to change that). I guess I'll just have to make the next chapter a mostly Laven one.

Next chapter:Lavi quickly takes the lead in the competition, but the sudden change in his personality is starting to make Allen suspicious. Also, how will Allen's classmates react when Allen returns to school?

I'll probably put myself in the next chapter, just for fun. So, my name is Jerianna which is pronounced like 'jerry-on-a(like the a in father)' just so you know. Gosh I wish my World Civilizations teacher would get it right instead of pronouncing it in a different way every time she says it...

Anyways, the voice in my head wants me to tell you guys to review. So, review. Like what happened for this chapter, it might be a bit before I get the next chapter out.