Chapter 2: Karma
By: Roxas-Meh-Soxas
Disclaimer: I never really expected to post this fic... but I did it anyways... why? Because I love you, that's why. I own no one in this chapter.
So, if you've been paying attention, I'm mad. Oh, Ansem, I know your weakness… Heh heh…When class lets out, I'm going to do something. But what? Maybe I should kick him in the shin, and taunt him, cause he can't legally kick me back… Yeah, that's a good plan. Cause, if he tries to take me to court, I'll just get everybody in the school to testify against him.
And after I sue him, for, whatever, and he's a dirty bum out on the street with no food and sleeps in a box that has a hole in one side, I still won't be happy unless I kick him everyday on the way to school. And everyday I see him, on that cold, wet pavement, I'd go over to him, and if he insults Sora or something, I'll say, "Oh, poor little homeless man, in your poor little box, and your poor, wet head. Here's a dollar. " But, if he insults me, I'll say, "Screw you. Your home leaks and has a hole in one side, and you're wet!"
Haha, that's great. Or maybe…
I'll just toture him with plants and trees. So, I'll skip forward, because I'm sure you don't want to hear what I think next… Curious? Okay, here, how's this: Yaoi scene between Sora and Ansem. Yeah, you're awake now, I bet.
Ewww… I just vomitted a little into my mouth, bad taste.So, I run for the nearest water fountain and I bump into Selphie.
"Riku, I want you to know that what you said was vulgar and-"
That's all I heard, cause I ran by her to the cafeteria. Oh, by the way, did I mention that Sora's been here the whole time? No? Well, he was. But, I tuned him out, cause he was talking about how his life is going to be over if Kairi dumps him.
I get to the cafeteria and, yeah, there's Ansem, eating… at lunch. I stopped to glare at him, cause… my glare is almighty. And… He didn't notice…
Is he CRAZY?!
Oh, wow, I just thought of the perfect thing…
"What if she dumps me for… that one guy… with the hair?"
Oh, yeah… Sora's still here… I was wondering what that annoying sound was… Okay… skipping ahead a couple of hours… And here we are, after school… Yes, me, Sora, and Kairi… What the hell? Kairi? Hmm… I guess they made up… Crap… Yeah, well, my plan…
1) Find Ansem
2) Knock him uconscious with a fish(weapon of choice)
3) Dump him on an island with shrubery everywhere
4) Tie him to a tree
5) Watch him from a safe distance via camcorder.
Yes, I must say, this is my best plan yet. I christen it…(drum roll) ………………………………………………….. Omega Plan 2051 of subtext Alpha/Bravo/Charlie/Golf or OP2051SABCG. Isn't it beautiful? -sniffle-
Anyway, we found Ansem, somewhere. I don't know… I made Sora do all the work.
So we, meaning Sora, haul him onto our raft thing, you know, to get him to the island. I made Kairi steer with the rudder. This is how it went:
"Ok, Left; no your other left, now wiggle it to the right a little… not that far!
Ok, you know what? This isn't working. Get off!"
And I pushed her off of the raft. Ha, that was great. But now, Sora won't stop nagging me. "Calm, down. She was raised on an effin island, I'm pretty sure she can swim."
So now Sora is steering:
"Now, right, okay. Left. Wow, you're better at this than Kairi was. H-hey, You did that on purpose! I don't trust you. I'm holding on th the sides."
And after about 10 minutes of this, I pull out a sleek, silver and blue remote, push a button, and a speedboat of the same color pulls up beside the raft. I order Sora to drag Ansem into the boat. That caused the raft to tip and Sora fell into the sea. And I sped off, leaving him in the water.
…TO BE CONTINUED
Wow, this was a short chapter! I actually wrote this about a year ago and didn't realize till just now how short it really was… I apologize! I'm gonna try and make sure ch. 3 is longer!
