NO Need For Chaos(The Apartment CHapter 1)


Ataru looked at Vegeta and said"Hey weren't you on TV and trying to destory the Earth with some big bald guy?"

"Yes and that big bald guy's name was Nappa." Vegeta said"Hey didn't you beat that Oni Princess?"

"Yes" Ataru said back"Her name's Lum..and she shocks me when I look, cop a feel or just grope women"

"Oh god You better not meet the women that are after us" Tenchi and Ranma said at the same time. Then looked at each other.

"Cool harems" Ataru said.

"I think they will kill you Ataru" Ranma said. "They are all martial artists, and extremely violent"

"I can deal with pain and extreme violence" Ataru said.

"You wouldn't happen to be related to Happosai wouldn't you?" Ranma asked.

"hmmm.. I think so, never got the chance to meet him though..something about being buried alive" Ataru said.

Ranma sweetdroped "Oh god if he's even 1/20th as perverted as Happosai..." thought.

Tenchi's thoughts were "Oh god this place is going to be vaporized when he tries to grope Aeka or Ryoko"

***

Washu, of one , if not thee, smartest beings in the universe, was proud of the transporter she built from the house to Tenchi's apartment.

"Now we can visit Tenchi whenever we want" Washu thought.

***

With everthing calmed down, Ranma asked Vegeta to teach him some of his moves.

"Later Ranma" Vegeta said. "Hmm this human..he's got the potenical to be the most powerful non super saiyen being in the universe and I'll need a decent sparring parter when I rule the universe... who am I kidding Karrorot and his friends will never let that happen and Karrorot is my equal, much as I hate to admit that ,but training Ranma will be amusing and I have nothing else to do " Vegeta thought.


"Well I'm going to see if I can find some girls...bye" Ataru said as he ran out the door for a girl hunt.

"Weirdo" Vegeta said. "Which reminds me, women..they don't make any sense to me"

"Join the club" Ranma and Tenchi said in unison.

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Captain Giynu was extremely angry...he still hasn't found his real body, or any decent replacement ones. He did however get the Scouter that Bulma rebuilt, so now he was trying to hop, hold and use the scouter to find a decent body. "Hey she'll do" he tried to say but all that came out was "Ripit,Ripit"

****

Akane was angry at Ranma, even more so than usual.

"Stupid baka leaves and says his life is hell like Ryoga" Akane mutters. In a perfect imatation of Heero Yuu, with a mallet instead of a gun she yells"I'm going to kill him!"

Suddenly a weird frog jumps out and hits her with a weird beam of light...

****

Vegeta smiled reading something he bought so much of he maxed out one of Bulma's credit cards(he was trying to max out all her credit cards). "Who knews these 'comic books' would be so enjoyable" Vegeta thought as he read an issue of a comic called "Deadpool".

"Man those comic books are filling up this already cramped apartment" Tenchi said watching Vegeta(reading super hero comics) Ataru(just looking the more or less T&A comics and trying not to drool on them) and Ramna using the comics to learn how to read english(and reading all of them) since Ataru challenged him to read all the comics.

Then there was a knock at the door. Tenchi answered the door and saw Son Goku and Gohan.

" Hi..err can we crash here for a awhile?" Goku asked.


Annoucer(Goku): Ok so there weren't any Magic Girls this time around, but things are going get explosive when Akane shows up..hey that's not Akane! Well it looks like Captain Ginyu can't take a hint and find out why Gohan and I are trying to crash in the apatment. Plus a visit by Tenchi's friends.

Gohan: It'll be a riot! Well it'll cause as much property damage as one....