This chapter was more or less based off of something a minecraft let's player gameplay quirk (How would you even describe this?) that myself and my sister found absolutely hilarious.

I own all original characters but not the game. -

The sun was just beginning to rise when all the problems that day started. Stumbling through the hall, Mystic yawned, rubbing his eyes tiredly as he sluggishly walked to the kitchen. Titan was in the backyard, fenced off of course. Didn't need creepers ninja-sneaking someone in the backyard.

Hallow was god knows where in the shadows, most likely stalking some poor mob in the fields and Roux was napping in a tree like a cat. He was even purring like one which just creeped Mystic out.

Reaching the kitchen, his eye caught something in the trees outside the window.

His eye twitch. 'Goddammit, it's back.'

Standing just beyond the tree was a chicken, and not just any chicken. It was a spy from the Chickdon kingdom and the damn thing was out to get him.

He glared at the chicken, the chicken glared back at him.

'I'm gonna get that thing one of these days.' he vowed. The chicken clucked mockingly. Mystic's eye twitched angrily, grabbing a bow and arrow to show that damn thing who was boss. By the time he found both the chicken had already vacated the area.

"If that's how you want to play, then let's go."


Roux watched from his perch on the tree branch, trying so hard not to fall down in hysterical laughter. He managed to stay silent which he was ultimately proud of considering the circumstances.

Watching in barely contained amusement as Mystic docked and dodged his way towards a flock of chickens, a bow ready and a vicious expression plastered on his face.

One chicken came up from behind and jumped on top of him, causing the boy to squeak in surprise before it turned to anger, chasing the chicken around and swinging a stick around widely.

"Goddammint Stand still!" He shouted to the fleeing bird. The chicken stopped briefly which allowed Mystic the chance to whack it upside the head. It was highly unappreciated as the chicken crowed in defiance.

What happened next could only be described as the world's first sword fight with an enraged chicken. It was too epic for words as each opponent struck or parried the other's blade, or claw, striking the other and adding to the growing number of scratches each was accumulating.

Roux couldn't prepare himself for what happened next. The flock watching from the field not to far away grew restless and far more active than the bounty hunter ever saw chickens become.

Than, in the span of a second or two, the other chickens charged at Mystic, claws fixed and vicious battle cries as each and every one of them pounced at the unsuspecting boy.

He couldn't take it anymore and finally collapsed in uncontrollable laughter, cackling manically at the poor boy being assaulted by hordes of flightless birds. Falling out of the tree failed to end his laughter, even if he hurt his side in the end.

Mystic finally noticed him, partly due to his deafening howl and partly due to his inevitable plummet from the branch.

"Dammit Roux! Stop laughing and help me!"

Roux simply laughed harder.


The white chicken waited patiently as he waited for his king. Waltzing into the room was the king of the Chickdon Kingdom. The soldiers saulted him as he arrived at the back of the room, the highest point where only the birds of royalty are allowed to reside on.

"Report." The king ordered. Lowering his salute the head chicken stated, "Infiltration completed sire. My soldiers are currently attacking the human threat as we speak."

The king smirked as much as his beak would allow, "Good."


Titan was drawn outside by the shouts of pain and the laughter of that annoying bastard Roux. Stepping outside all color drained from his being, a sweatdrop appearing over his head.

"What the hell are you two doing?"

Roux was giggling uncontrollably as Mystic continuously fought off a small army of chickens. He quickly counted the number of birds and smiled evilly. Looks like they were having a feast tonight.

Lol, this was soooo fun to write! The whole chickens attacking Mystic was, for those who know, from the Legend of Zelda when a crapload of Cuccos attack you for hitting them. That scene wasn't originally in the chapter but I decided to add it cuz it was way too funny not to!

If you have any requests on what you want my characters to do, it has to be something you can do in survival minecraft mode, leave a review and tell me! I'd love to know.